Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world

(Challenge myself, only update one chapter a day from now on)

(No words here QWQ)

(This chapter clarifies the relationship between Lao Da and Lao Mei all at once, and directly establishes them as the male and female protagonists. I'm sorry to those who wanted to watch a movie without a female protagonist. Those who don't like the male and female protagonists can leave after reading this. I'm sorry)

At this moment, Arlecchino and Tartaglia were both stunned.

Before the strange Alecino, who had just come out of the infirmary, could come to his senses, Alecino quickly pulled out a pistol from his waist.

"What's going on? Are you going to kill yourself?" Tartaglia said in astonishment as he looked at Arlecino pointing a gun at the weird Arlecino.

"Tartaria! You idiot, you can't even tell your colleagues apart!"

As Alecino spoke, he fired several shots from the gun in his hand.

After hearing this, Tartaglia was also stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the people in front of him were probably not himself. After all, the way Pantalone scolded him on the phone just now could not be fake.

"Wait, they didn't hit me, they just cheated me out of 'billions' of money. We can talk it over, we can talk it over." Tartaglia said and pushed Arlecino.

Weird Alecino dodged the bullets nimbly by turning sideways, then patted his clothes and looked at Alecino with a frown.

At this time, Tartaglia put her mouth close to Arlecino's ear and whispered,

"And we can't defeat them either..."

Tartaglia said, his eyes falling on Weird Sandone and Weird Columbia who were already blocking the doorway.

"Neither of us has any equipment with us. How can we win without equipment? Forget about fighting yourself. There is also a Dortore in the room and a Piero sitting over there. Can you please use your brain?"

Tartaglia said anxiously. At this time, Alechino was so angry that he knocked Tartaglia aside with a punch.

"Of course I know, otherwise why do you think all those shots I fired just now missed?" Alechino said with a look of disappointment and put the pistol back to his waist.

"You two, do you want to fight?" Weird Alechino looked at the two people in front of him with a gloomy face, thinking secretly in his heart,

It just so happens that I don't want to waste any more words with you. I'll take this opportunity to kill you two and replace you. Things will definitely go much more smoothly in the future.

As soon as she thought about it, a huge sickle flashing with cold light suddenly appeared in her hand.

At the same time, in her originally ink-black eyes, there appeared a bright red cross, and strands of red light continued to overflow from it.

Then, a fiery fire element suddenly gushed out from her body and quickly lingered around her body. Feeling this powerful fire element fluctuation,

Alechino couldn't help but frown slightly - she really couldn't understand why the other self at this moment could mobilize the power of elements so easily?

"Could it be... the evil eye?" Alechino murmured in a low voice, as if this was the only way to explain everything that was happening.

After all, ever since the incident more than two thousand years ago, the "Eye of God" that symbolizes the watchful eyes of God has disappeared and no longer exists.

Therefore, the current situation could not possibly be caused by the "Eye of God"...

Thinking of this, Alechino suddenly realized, and her gaze turned to the equally weird person opposite her.

"Everyone, there's no need to use the evil eye to show off. It's not good for your health."

Alechino laughed.

Weird Alecino was stunned for a moment, then looked at Alecino as if he was a fool.

The strange Pantarone who was sitting on the side also twitched his mouth.

Weird Piero looked left at Weird Arlecino on his side, then right at Arlecino who was not his subordinate, and then spoke,

"You two, if you have anything to say, just talk it out. Why are you doing this? The Lord has issued a ban. Alechino, don't forget it."

Weird Piero said, looking at Weird Alechino,

After hearing this, Alechino thought he was being talked to, and looked at the strange Piero.

But seeing that he was talking to the strange Alechino, he was stunned for a moment.

"My lord..." Alechino murmured softly, and his voice seemed to be strangled deep in his throat by an invisible force.

"I'm sorry to bother you both. We'll leave now, and thank you Mr. Tartaglia for your hospitality."

The weird Piero stood up, and the weird Pantalone beside him hurried to the infirmary to bring out the weird Dotore and Zou Rui.

After a while, the strange Dotore and the strange Pantalone were carrying a stretcher, and Zou Rui on it was still spitting out white foam from his mouth.

At this moment, the door was suddenly slammed open, and a white-haired woman rushed in holding a white-haired little loli.

"Lao Da!" Xing Yan rushed in, put Nashida aside, and ran towards Zou Rui.

"Sister-in-law... ahem, Lord Xingyan, why are you here?" The weird Pantalone looked at the person who came and said in surprise.

At this time, Tartaglia and Arlecino were even more confused, as if they were dizzy by a powerful shock wave.

"Alechino, am I being too excited? I actually saw the dead Great Kindness Tree King carrying the little Lucky Grass King running to Fontaine, and he even called others 'Lao Da' so affectionately."

Tartaglia touched his forehead and muttered to himself.

"I don't have a fever. Why are things so strange lately?" Tartaglia murmured, as if trying to find a reasonable explanation.

"Yes, I must have not slept well today. It's all Alechino's fault. That's it." He said, turning and walking into his office.

After entering, he didn't even close the door. He just casually put on a cotton coat, then lay down on the desk and fell asleep instantly.

This scene left everyone present speechless.

Alechino didn't know what to say.

At this time, three more heads of old men popped out from the door.

"Brother, is Mr. Tartaglia the one you're talking about here?"

Zhong An said to Zhong Xukun,

After not seeing each other for a while, Zhongli, Zhong An and Zhong Xukun have started to call each other brothers.

"Yes, that should be correct. Mr. Tartaglia should be here. We just need to put the bill over there."

Zhong Xukun said,

The three of them walked slowly into the Northland Bank.

Then, in front of everyone, he put a bill for 500 million on the table. When he was about to leave, Zhong Xukun was afraid that the bill would be blown away by the wind, so he took a cup to hold it down.

Then the three of them looked left and right, and saw the people who were confronting each other, and then the three of them said in unison,

"It seems that everyone still has some things to do, so the three of us will not bother you any more."

Zhongli, Zhong An and Zhong Xukun said this and left the room.

Only eight weirdos were left to confront Alechino, and a boy with kidney deficiency lying on a stretcher.

"Lao Da, why are you dizzy again? Did you sneak out to the Taoist temple again? Is that right? Ouch, wake up quickly, wake up quickly, wake up quickly!"

Xing Yan shook Zou Rui under the surprised gazes of Weird Dotore and Weird Pantalone.

A few people wanted to say that Zou Rui was not feeling well and asked Xing Yan to rock him slower, but they didn't expect that Zou Rui was actually woken up by the rock.

"Ah? Where am I again? I seemed to dream that Dotore kicked me in the back."

Zou Rui sat up in confusion, then felt the empty space in his waist and reached out to touch it.

Then he paused for a moment and said,

"Where are my kidneys?"

Zou Rui lowered his head and what came into his sight was a skeleton without a single bit of flesh or blood on the kidney.

At this moment, Zou Rui was stunned, and Xing Yan, who was looking at Zou Rui, was also stunned.

The two fell into deep thought.

The weird Dotore on the side turned his face away and whistled.

"It wasn't me, it was...he ran away on his own."

Weird Dotore said,

But the blood on Dottore's hands had not yet been wiped clean.

Xing Yan reached out and touched Zou Rui's empty waist, but really didn't catch anything.

"Lao Da...where are your kidneys? Did you dig out your own kidneys?"

Xing Yan raised his head and looked at Zou Rui, his eyes filled with confusion and shock.

"Where are my kidneys? Dotorre, where are my damn kidneys!"

At this time, Weird Dotore took out an ID, then turned his face away, lifted the stretcher with one hand and covered his mouth with the other hand, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

While smiling, he said,

"Funina gave it to me."

Several people were stunned for a moment. The certificate said,

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Certificate (Issued by the most intelligent, incomparable, and lovely Funina in the world)

Name: Dotore

Occupation: Doctor, Fatui Executor

Specialties: Kicking the kidneys, bullying children, big bad guy!

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At this moment, Xing Yu tried to grab Zou Rui's waist again, but still failed. Then he looked at the certificate in the strange Duo Tore's hand.

"Wait, did you really get your kidney choked by that guy?"

Weird Dotore didn't say anything, but smiled and nodded, then pointed to the bleeding piece of meat and a bloody kidney on the table in the infirmary.

At this moment, Zou Rui's heart was hanging in the air again.

Then he rolled his eyes and fell down again.

Xing Yu was at a loss when he saw Zou Rui fainted again.

"Don't faint, Lao Da, we don't need that kidney, we can just change into another one. Hey, wake up, wake up!"

Weird Dotore and Weird Pantalone put the stretcher directly on the ground, and Xing Yu rode directly on Zou Rui, slapping him one by one.

"Bad jailer, stinky jailer, wake up! Do you care if your wife is bullied?"

At this moment, the whole place was quiet.

The three old men at the door poked their heads in again.

In addition to the three old men at the door, a man with jet-white hair poked his head in.

"What did Xingyan say just now?"

Qiu Bai raised his head and looked at the three old men, and said,

Gui finally poked his head over.

The three old men were stunned when they saw the visitor.

"Qiu Bai? Gui Zhong, weren't you guys playing games in the store? Why are you here?"

Zhong An looked at the two of them and said,

"Ahem, I just heard something interesting, so I came to take a look. I was curious, so I brought it here."

Qiu Bai coughed awkwardly a few times and said, then changed the subject and looked at Xing Yu who was riding on Zou Rui and madly "stroking" Zou Rui's face in the North Country Bank.

"What did Miss Xingyan say just now?"

Qiu Bai asked again,

Zhong An said with a smile,

"Does friend Qiu Bai really want to hear this?"

Zhong An showed a playful and fatherly smile.

Qiu Bai nodded, and Gui Zhong also nodded.

Zhong An, Zhong Xukun and Zhong Li smiled meaningfully.

Then Zhong An put his mouth close to Qiu Bai's ear and whispered something.

After hearing this, Qiu Bai was stunned for a moment, then he said "oh" and showed a meaningful expression, looking at the two people in the Northland Bank.