Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years

Seeing Sha Zhu humming a little tune as he walked past him, Xu Damao grinned, unable to suppress the excitement of doing something bad on his face, and followed him with a sack in his hand.

"cough!"

There was a cough behind the tree. Xu Damao, who was in high spirits, didn't pay attention to it, but Sha Zhu heard it clearly.

At the same time, he also noticed that there seemed to be something behind him and turned around subconsciously.

Xu Damao was shocked. He didn't expect to be discovered.

Before Sha Zhu could say anything, he scattered the coal ash bag in his hand and threw it out.

"Hiss! Cough cough cough..."

Sha Zhu covered his eyes and took a deep breath, which resulted in a mouthful of coal dust, and he immediately couldn't stop coughing.

Taking this opportunity, Xu Damao put on the sack.

When Xu Damao was pouring coal ash on Sha Zhu, Lu Zhenyuan had already rushed forward from behind the tree. After Xu Damao was put on a sack, Lu Zhenyuan raised his stick and hit him.

Xu Damao did not notice the surprise and thought that Lu Zhenyuan was always following him. He had no idea that there was at least a two-second gap.

Bang!

"what!"

Sha Zhu screamed in agony after being hit by the stick, but when he opened his mouth, the coal dust in the sack rushed straight into his throat, and his whole body became numb. Tears streamed down his face, but he could not make a sound and even felt a little choked when breathing.

"Oh!"

"Boom! Boom!"

Lu Zhenyuan swung the stick and hit Sha Zhu in rhythm with the beat of a drum.

But he also knew his limits. With his medical knowledge and understanding of the human body, he specifically avoided the vital parts but targeted the parts that were sensitive to pain.

It is enough to teach Shazhu a profound lesson, but it will not destroy him.

Seeing this, Xu Damao, who was standing by, grinned and laughed.

Silly Zhu, you also fall into my hands! Although it was Lu Zhenyuan who did it, Xu Damao thought that he was the one who came up with the idea, so it was like Silly Zhu fell into his hands, and he was very happy.

After hitting him seven or eight times, Lu Zhenyuan stopped and signaled to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao thought Lu Zhenyuan was tired of beating him, so he took over the stick and continued to hit Sha Zhu.

However, Lu Zhenyuan avoided it.

Xu Damao was puzzled, and as Lu Zhenyuan nodded, he suddenly understood, gave a wicked smile, raised his foot, found the right position, and stepped down.

"Gah!"

A duck quacked from the sack.

Lu Zhenyuan almost laughed out loud, but he felt uncomfortable holding it back.

Afraid that he couldn't control himself anymore, and the noise he had made was almost enough, he ignored Xu Damao and just jumped.

Xu Damao didn't notice it at all and he just kept rolling it with a look of enjoyment, feeling like he was stepping on shit.

In the past, stepping on shit only felt unlucky, but now I just feel comfortable.

The fool in the sack has begun to twitch.

Seeing that it was almost time, Xu Damao turned around, but did not see Lu Zhenyuan. He cursed him inwardly for being disloyal and ran away.

It feels like there's no one there.

Sha Zhu just struggled out of the sack. His nose and face were covered with coal dust, mixed with snot and tears. With half of his face already disfigured, he looked completely different.

Sha Zhu retched repeatedly, trying to spit out the coal dust that was choking his throat, but at the same time he felt a sharp pain in his crotch. He could only sob and gasp like a daze, not daring to move.

It took a long time before I could move a little.

Whispers of hatred emanated from his mouth.

"Xu...Da...Mao!"

After a while, Sha Zhu finally sat up. The first thing he did was to reach his hand into his crotch and feel around. He only breathed a sigh of relief after making sure the egg was still there.

He stood up shakily, and walked back, pulling his hips, still holding the sack in his hands.

After hissing and laughing all the way, I finally arrived at the gate of No. 95 Courtyard. It took me more than ten minutes to walk a short distance of just a few dozen meters.

Lu Zhenyuan did not go back to the house, but sat on the steps at the door. One reason was to see what kind of noise Sha Zhu would make when he came back. After all, he thought Xu Damao's kick was not light.

Even if the little pillar is not crushed, I guess there will be some problems.

There will definitely be trouble after Sha Zhu comes back.

The second is to dissipate the smell of the wind oil on your body and let it evaporate. If you don’t wait until the wind oil has almost evaporated, you won’t be able to wash off the smell of the wind oil even if you take a shower.

As I was waiting, I saw the dusty and dusty Sha Zhu dragging his feet into the courtyard. Judging from his steps, people would believe him if he said he had just been sent to the palace.

Lu Zhenyuan couldn't help but grin.

At this moment, Sha Zhu, who was full of hatred, didn't pay any attention to anyone else and ran straight to the main hall.

Lu Zhenyuan watched him walk slowly towards the main hall.

After Sha Zhu walked over, the sound of a door opening was heard from the opposite side.

Yan Bugui poked his head out of the house and walked out only after he saw that Sha Zhu was gone.

The two looked at each other from a distance.

Seeing that Lu Zhenyuan did not move, Yan Bugui had to move forward.

"What's going on?" Yan Bugui lowered his voice and gestured from the hall.

Lu Zhenyuan shrugged to indicate that he didn't know. It was impossible to tell.

But Yan Bugui narrowed his eyes.

"You and Xu Damao went out together earlier, didn't you?"

Raising his eyebrows slightly, Lu Zhenyuan glanced at Yan Bugui.

"Old Yan, didn't I realize that besides guarding the gate, climbing windows is also one of your hobbies?"

"Hey, as the third uncle who is in charge of this courtyard, you have to pay attention to any disturbance in the courtyard, right?"

Lu Zhenyuan sneered.

Has Yan Bugui already regarded himself as the third uncle? He shook his head secretly. To some extent, it was a wise move for Yan Bugui to be his third uncle. After all, sometimes standing in front is not necessarily a good thing.

But it's not in his interest either.

It's okay for Yan Bugui to be the third uncle, but it's not good if he is too much weaker than Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong.

But it doesn't matter, I'm just a fence-sitter.

He reached into his pocket and took out a pack of cigarettes.

He poured out one and handed it to Yan Bugui, chatting with him.

"It looks like this idiot Zhu was fooling around outside and got into a conflict with someone. He's really ruining the atmosphere of our courtyard."

Yan Bugui took the cigarette happily and nodded repeatedly when he heard it, but said nothing.

Lu Zhenyuan looked towards the main hall, and as if he had forgotten what he had just done, he took out another cigarette and handed it to Yan Bugui.

"Just wait and see. There will definitely be some noise, and then there will be no peace."

Yan Bugui nodded.

Lu Zhenyuan handed over another cigarette.

"If you ask me, you should stay out of the affairs outside the courtyard. That idiot Zhu is always beating up this person today and that person tomorrow in the courtyard. You should just ignore him! I remember Yan Jiecheng was bullied by idiot Zhu a lot, right?"

Yan Bugui's movement to take the cigarette froze, the smile on his face froze, and he nodded.

"Yeah, I think this idiot deserves it."

Lu Zhenyuan put away the cigarette case.

"Yi Zhonghai has no children, so I think you, Old Yan, will know what he is up to with your intelligence. I guess I will have to help Sha Zhu later, and then you will have to prove the existence of your uncle."

"Otherwise, our courtyard will become a one-man show for Yi Zhonghai. You know that Fatty Liu, except for his bad temper, he is useless."

"Then take a look first, take a look first."

Yan Bugui withdrew his regretful look, but did not dare to give a definite answer.

But enough is enough.

The two chatted and waited for movement in the middle courtyard.

Sha Zhu walked slowly all the way to Yi Zhonghai's door and knocked.

"Who?"

"Uncle, it's me, the fool."

Yi Zhonghai opened the door when he heard that and was frightened.

"Pillar, pillar?"

"It's my uncle."

"What's wrong with you?" Yi Zhonghai said, stepping forward to support him.

"Don't! Don't touch!"

Sha Zhu hurriedly stopped him.

Yi Zhonghai knew at a glance that Sha Zhu was seriously injured.

Before he could ask what was going on, Sha Zhu told it himself.

"Master, you have to take charge of this for me. Xu Damao plotted against me, and I beat him up."

Looking at that unrecognizable face, Yi Zhonghai felt disgusted, but after all, he was a backup to take care of the elderly, so he still had to take the responsibility.

"Okay, Zhuzi, why don't you wash your face first? I'll call a meeting for the whole hospital!"

As Yi Zhonghai spoke, he went into the house and took out a small gong.

Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring~