Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years

"Dad, I really can't eat anymore. Please give me a bite of vegetable." Yan Jiecheng said while wiping his tears and felt nauseous when looking at the half piece of stinky tofu in the bowl.

He couldn't eat this stuff at all, but his father forced him to eat it without even giving him a bite of vegetable in order to save money for the family.

Yan Bugui held up the rice bowl and snorted, "No! The food is free? If it weren't for work, would you have gotten the stinky tofu? If you don't want to eat, just put the bowl down. You can save a meal."

Yan Jiecheng had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat half a piece of stinky tofu with his steamed bun.

[Ding Dong! Received 5 points of crash value from Yan Jiecheng. ]

Lu Zhenyuan glanced at Yan Bugui's house and knew that Yan Bugui was forcing Yan Jiecheng to eat stinky tofu again.

Yan Bugui couldn't go to work because of bad breath, so he gave up eating stinky tofu, but it was a waste not to eat it, so Yan Bugui asked Yan Jie to eat the stinky tofu as a dish, so that they could save a meal and save money for the family.

"Tsk tsk, no wonder after all the scheming, in the end you end up with nothing, you really deserve it." Lu Zhenyuan shook his head. Thinking of how Yan Bugui came up with this idea the day before yesterday and how he proudly expressed it, he couldn't help but admire Yan Bugui.

He deserves to be called an abacus expert, he is really good at calculating!

My own son is such a disaster.

However, because he was the one who provided the stinky tofu, Yan Jiecheng gradually provided him with some collapse points.

In addition to the Yan family's affairs, I heard that Xu Damao from the Xu family in the backyard dropped out of school and began to learn how to project movies with Old Xu. At that time, he was ridiculed by Sha Zhu, who said that Xu Damao was not good at school, so he had to learn how to project movies.

The reason why Sha Zhu was so sarcastic was because Xu Damao had mocked him in almost the same way when he dropped out of school.

But Xu Damao is a person who suffers from words? He immediately belittled Sha Zhu, which made Sha Zhu angry and started fighting. The two of them wrestled together, and Sha Zhu finally won with a crotch kick.

Xu Damao, who had suffered a loss, naturally could not let it go. Every day when he passed by the Central Courtyard, he would shout at the door of Sha Zhu's house. Every time this happened, Sha Zhu would come out cursing and holding something to beat Xu Damao.

But the latter had already escaped.

Because of the two people's affairs, the backyard and the middle yard have been in chaos these days.

As adults, Xu Fugui and He Daqing had no intention of getting out, but no one knew whether they gave advice to outsiders behind the scenes.

At this moment, just as Lu Zhenyuan was about to look away, he caught a glimpse of a sneaky figure entering the front yard from outside.

"Didn't Xu Damao go to learn how to project movies with his father? Why is he back so early?" Curious, Lu Zhenyuan rolled his eyes and went out directly.

"Xu Damao!"

The sudden shout startled Xu Damao.

"Keep your voice down! Keep your voice down!" Xu Damao's expression was distorted, and he kept shouting and gesticulating.

Lu Zhenyuan was happy and walked straight over.

"What are you doing? You look like a guilty thief. Did you lose Lao Xu?"

"What a mess." Xu Damao hadn't yet reacted to who the Old Xu Lu Zhenyuan was referring to, but he noticed how Lu Zhenyuan addressed him and immediately put on airs.

"Hey boy, did you call me Xu Damao too? I'm so much older than you, you should at least call me Brother Damao, okay?!" As he said that, he wanted to reach out and press Lu Zhenyuan's head to show off his strength.

"Snapped!"

Lu Zhenyuan simply stretched out his hand and slapped Xu Damao's claws away.

"Hiss!" Xu Damao swung his hands with a grin, "You may be small, but you are quite strong."

Lu Zhenyuan snorted. If you set up a pole for Xu Damao, he will climb up along the pole and may even step on you when he gets up. So you can't just pay attention to him.

"I'm asking you a question. What are you doing so sneakily? If someone didn't know, they would think you were intercepted by a dog."

When Xu Damao heard the first half of the sentence, he looked dissatisfied and said, "How old are you? How can you talk to me like this? You are not polite at all."

But after hearing the second half of the sentence, he nodded vigorously.

"Humph, it's just that the dog cut us off!"

"???"

Following Xu Damao's gaze, Lu Zhenyuan realized that the dog Xu Damao was referring to should be He Yuzhu, and he understood what was going on.

This Xu Damao went to the door of old He's house and shouted every day, which scared little He Yushui and made her cry loudly. He Yuzhu was so angry that he jumped up and down. Naturally, he tried to stop Xu Damao and teach him a lesson whenever he got the chance.

Lu Zhenyuan rolled his eyes.

"It's only afternoon, He Yuzhu hasn't gotten off work yet, what are you afraid of?"

Xu Damao was stunned. Yes, He Yuzhu hadn't finished get off work yet, so there was nothing he was afraid of.

and many more!

"Who's afraid? I'm afraid of him? He Yuzhu just didn't get close to me, otherwise I'd let you see who's stronger between us. If he didn't always use despicable tricks, how could he get the upper hand over me?"

When Xu Damao mentioned that he was afraid of He Yuzhu, he immediately quit. No matter whether he could win or not, he must not lose in the verbal battle, otherwise it would be so embarrassing.

Lu Zhenyuan gave him a thumbs up, then reached into his pocket and took out a round firecracker as big as a small teacup.

"The little firecrackers that shake the ground, the dog bowl can fly ten meters high. I don't think it's a big deal for you to shout at Lao He's door every day. After all, the neighbors can see that you can't do anything to him, so you can only shout at his door, which disturbs the neighbors."

"So you might as well do something ruthless to him, like wait for him to go to the toilet and then light this and throw it in. Just imagine the scene and the effect..."

As Lu Zhenyuan narrated, Xu Damao had pictures in his mind and he couldn't help but laugh, with a slightly abnormal smile.

He reached out to grab the firecrackers.

At this time, Lu Zhenyuan retracted his hand, and facing Xu Damao's puzzled gaze, he directly stretched out his other hand, which had nothing on it, and said, "5 cents! One hand pays the other hand delivers the goods."

The money and goods are settled, and there is nothing to do with it!

Xu Damao's face twitched.

"Boy, 5 cents can buy two boxes, aren't you a little too dark?"

Lu Zhenyuan glanced at Xu Damao, who felt that his dignity was seriously violated. But before he could teach the boy a lesson, he heard, "How dare you say that for two boxes for 5 cents? Even if you order all the boxes, can you make the dog bowl fly ten meters away?"

"You kid, you have a point." Xu Damao touched his chin and searched his trouser pockets.

"Good job, kid. You know how to do business at such a young age. If the power is not as exaggerated as you said, don't blame me for teaching you a lesson!" As he said that, he took out five dimes from his pocket and handed them to Lu Zhenyuan.

After taking the money, Lu Zhenyuan threw the small firecrackers to the other party and turned away.

Of course, he was not helping Xu Damao sincerely, but if Xu Damao really did what he said, he would definitely gain some collapse value.

This is also a rule he discovered for obtaining collapse values.

If he personally makes something happen, then he will get more collapse value, but if he uses someone else's hands to accomplish it, the collapse value he gets will be less, but still considerable.

If the cause and effect were linear, the benefits would be smaller.

For example, Yan Jiecheng ate stinky tofu because Yan Bugui forced him to do so, and it had nothing to do with him directly. However, he intentionally provided the stinky tofu, so Yan Jiecheng was driven to collapse during this period and also provided some collapse value.

Not many, but they are there.

This was an idea that Yan Bugui came up with. If he had provided this idea to Yan Bugui and increased participation, the resulting collapse value would have been more profitable.

But if he had accidentally dropped a box of stinky tofu and it was picked up by Yan Bugui, then he would not have suffered the collapse value caused by the stinky tofu.

Now he is using Xu Damao to deal with Sha Zhu, which means he is using other people's hands to create the collapse value, and the benefits will be considerable.

As for why he didn't do it himself, he was not interested in watching when Sha Zhu went to the toilet. Xu Damao was different. As long as he could trick Sha Zhu, he could watch him from morning to night.

This is true.

But Xu Damao was still skeptical about the power of the small firecracker in his hand, fearing that it was not powerful enough, so he thought of a way.

"Mom, where did you put the dried peppers?"

"He's in the kitchen. What's the matter?" Xu's mother was taking care of her daughter and had no time to ask her eldest son why he came back, so she just replied casually.

Xu Damao went straight to the kitchen and found the dried chilies.

He found another jar, put a few dried chilies in it, and used a rolling pin to pound the chilies into chili powder. He then found the homework paper that was useless to him, tore off a piece, and used it to wrap the chili powder.

Then he found a piece of string and tied the paper bag containing chili powder to the small firecracker.

"Shazhu, this time grandpa will let you taste whether the chili powder is spicy enough! Cough cough!" Xu Damao was choked to tears and subconsciously reached out to wipe them away.

"!!!"

"Hiss! My eyes!"