Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years

"Put it down, put it down!" When the third aunt saw Lu Zhenyuan actually trying to take the chicken, she quickly broke away from Yu Li and stepped forward to stop him.

"Get out of the way! This is my chicken!"

Lu Zhenyuan waved his hand and pushed the three aunts away.

Although he didn't use much strength, the third aunt almost fell down. Fortunately, Yan Jiecheng was quick to catch her.

The Yan family members all looked unhappy.

"Lu Zhenyuan, I've already compensated you the money, why did you still want to take the chicken away!" Yu Li questioned. Perhaps she was too angry and she suppressed the urge to sneeze.

Lu Zhenyuan rolled his eyes.

"Do you have any common sense? Is this chicken yours? The 20 yuan is not the money you paid for the chicken, but the money you paid to compensate me for my loss!"

"This chicken is my property. You are just compensating me for my property loss. According to your thinking, Yan Bugui broke someone else's bicycle. Can he ride away the bicycle after paying the compensation?"

"Yu Li, you have to think it over. If you think this way, and I hurt you and pay you back, should you go home with me?"

After Lu Zhenyuan said this, Yu Li blushed.

Yan Jiecheng couldn't stand any longer. "What are you talking about? A-choo!"

Lu Zhenyuan glanced at him.

"What? You don't want to? Then why do you want my chicken? That's totally unreasonable!"

"But... you can have a chicken, but it's at a different price. I'll take the two dollars for the chicken! It'll be included in my compensation."

"You...you go!"

The third aunt covered her chest with her hands, looking very angry.

Lu Zhenyuan shrugged and was about to walk out with the chicken.

"and many more!"

Yan Bugui spoke up at this time, handed over two dollars, and snatched the chicken from Lu Zhenyuan's hand.

Feeling the weight of the chicken in his hand, Yan Bugui felt that he had made a profit. It was only two yuan, and he didn't even want a ticket. Why not? The old woman was still not as good as him in living.

With 22 yuan in hand, Lu Zhenyuan left unhindered.

"A-choo! You, why did you keep this chicken?" The third aunt was so angry that she didn't even call the child's father.

"Two dollars a chicken, it's a good deal."

Yu Li stared at Yan Bugui with a strange look in her eyes, suppressed the urge to sneeze, and said, "Dad, did you poison this chicken?"

"What do you mean I poisoned him to death? That's..."

Yan Bugui reacted and looked at the chicken in his hand.

Poisoned... Then, can this chicken still be eaten?

Yan Bugui didn't have time to think, and hurriedly called out to his family, "Quick, hurry to the hospital, there's something wrong with the flour!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the three aunts were the first to react.

Yu Li combined the words of the third uncle and the reaction of the third aunt, and suddenly thought of something. Her face turned pale, and she pulled the stupid Yan Jiecheng out and hurried to the hospital.

Lu Zhenyuan, who had already returned home, smiled knowingly when he heard the notifications about the system crash value being credited to his account.

The girls had all taken a bath. Little Zheng Juan was kept by Yuyan to play games with her, while Lu Wanyi and the other two beauties were playing Landlord, which was something he taught the girls.

I took a shower and felt a little dazed when I came out.

Maybe it was because they had drunk some wine, the girls were a little bold and not very honest.

After making a lot of noise for a while, they finally started to rest.

And the other side.

Yan Bugui and his family went to the hospital in the cold wind, and they induced vomiting and had their stomachs pumped out. It can be said that they almost lost their lives in such a short time.

But after the ordeal, the doctor carefully checked and found that none of them had any symptoms of poisoning. The only abnormal thing was that they were all sneezing.

However, other examinations did not reveal any toxins.

After learning the result, Yan Bugui was stunned, and then he felt sorry for the money.

"Doctor, since there is no poison, then the money..." Under the doctor's strange gaze, Yan Bugui shut up.

The doctor rolled his eyes. The man had come to them earlier and threatened to die and say he was poisoned. He spoke so confidently that they didn't even have a chance to check him carefully. Since it was food poisoning, they could only follow the system's first aid procedures.

If only one person came, they might still be skeptical, but if a whole family came, they would believe it.

As a result, withdrawing money now... haha.

However, the fact that this family keeps sneezing is also a problem and is worth studying.

So at the doctor's suggestion, the entire Yan family stayed in the hospital. Yan Bugui had to agree even though he felt bad about the money, because he had a headache after sneezing for a long time, and he suspected that he was really poisoned, but the poison had not yet occurred.

Stay in the hospital honestly.

But he didn't know that if everyone sneezes for a long time, they will have some symptoms, such as headaches, tinnitus, even breathing problems, convulsions, etc.

It turned out that staying in the hospital was the right decision.

In the second half of the night, Yan Bugui and the third aunt were put on oxygen. Their sneezing symptoms were more severe than others, which also indirectly indicated that they ate more dumplings than others.

It can be seen that the couple is stingy, but they do not suffer any loss.

By eight or nine o'clock the next morning, the family members had stopped coughing, but they were exhausted and needed to take some medicine to maintain their health.

After all, it lasted for twelve hours, and the intermittent sneezing had an impact on the nasal cavity, respiratory tract, and even the ears and brain.

The family returned to Yard 95 in a lifeless mood. They didn't even have lunch and no one cooked for them. In the afternoon, they regained some energy and Yan Bugui took the bag of flour and went to the Public Security Bureau.

After telling what happened...

"I say, comrade, if you find something of unknown origin, don't you know to hand it in? You have already touched the thing, and we can't find any clues and can't file a case for you." If there is a problem with the purchased items, they can investigate.

But picking up things privately was just greed and taking advantage. Now that something happened, they called the police. What can they do? It's been more than a day since the incident. Where can they find clues?

"In the future, remember not to use anything you find carelessly and to hand it in promptly. This time you just sneezed. If a bad guy did it deliberately and poisoned you, you wouldn't have the chance to come here and call the police."

In the end, Yan Bugui left in despair, and the bag of flour was left at the Public Security Bureau to be destroyed.

The idea of ​​selling him a second time to recover some losses was completely extinguished.

He thought he had picked up a bag of flour for free, but not only did he lose 22 yuan, but his whole family had to stay in the hospital for a night. All in all, his month's work was in vain.

Thinking that the chicken seemed inedible, he felt even more distressed. He even spent two dollars on it, thinking he had made a profit.

Now I’ve suffered a huge loss!

"No, I can't bear this loss alone! I must make up for it a little." Thinking of this, Yan Bugui returned to the courtyard and saw Xu Damao who had gone out to buy wine.

Suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Xu Damao, are you going to buy some wine?"

Yan Bugui was smiling like a cunning chicken. If it were someone else, they would have run as far away from him, but Xu Damao didn't.

Instead, he said in a tone of voice: "Yes, the wine at home is gone, buy a new bottle, after all, I have to drink pure wine, I can't beat you, just add water to borrow the taste."

It was no secret in the hospital that Yan Bugui diluted his drinking with water.

Yan Bugui was also thick-skinned. He did not take Xu Damao's words seriously at all. After all, he still had other plans.

"Da Mao, your aunt is cooking chicken tonight, why don't you come over and have a drink with us?"

Xu Damao immediately understood that this person was attracted by the wine he bought, but...

"Okay, Mr. Yan, the chickens are out now. You don't have to spend so much money just for this bottle of wine, right?"

"Well, you always say I'm stingy, but that's a misunderstanding. Besides, it's New Year's Day, so who can't be a little more generous? When you come in the evening, just see if there's chicken on the table!"

Xu Damao nodded.

"That's fine. I'll bring some wine over tonight."

"Okay, I'll ask Jie Cheng to call you then."