Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years
Chapter 133 The Dance King is coming online
After dark, looking at the empty house, the aunt felt sad.
Where did Lao Yi go? How could she not know anything about this after being married for so many years?
For all these years, she had always thought that she couldn't get pregnant, but Lao Yi went out so often that there would always be flaws, and she was not stupid.
I had been prepared in my heart, but who knew that he had been so quiet for so many years, so I began to have some guesses in my mind.
Maybe it’s not my problem?
But what can she do? Decades have passed, and Lao Yi has been well-behaved in recent years. She thought it would be like this from now on.
It turned out that Lao Yi had revived again.
It would be a lie to say that there is no resentment at all. After all, everyone has needs. Their own fields are dying of drought, but the farmers are just hanging out outside!
As she thought about it, the old lady covered her chest and gasped.
It took me a long time to recover.
But no matter how long they waited, Lao Yi didn't come back, and the aunt started to feel a little uneasy.
After all, Lao Yi may have gone out to fool around before, but he always has to come back.
I can't help but feel a little worried since he has been away for such a long time and hasn't come back.
So, in desperation, the aunt went to find Jia Dongxu who lived next door.
Jia Dongxu was just planning to get intimate with his wife and try to have sex, but his good time was interrupted before he could even finish the foreplay.
Naturally I feel unhappy.
But seeing that it was an old lady knocking on the door, I could only receive her politely.
When he heard that his master had gone out and had not returned yet, and that the aunt looked very anxious, he did not dare to think about anything else, fearing that something really had happened, so he gathered several young men in the yard to go out and look for him.
"Did you find it?"
"No, what about you?"
"No, that's strange. I've searched all the alleys around here. Where could an old man go?"
After struggling for more than an hour, everyone still couldn't find Yi Zhonghai.
“What do you think? Should the uncle go to…” The eldest son of the Huang family pointed to the sky.
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Jia Dongxu's face turned black.
"No, I mean, did the uncle go to the black market?"
After hearing this, everyone fell into deep thought.
"Tsk, it's possible, but he didn't come back at this time, could it be that someone gave him..."
Jia Dongxu glanced at Liu Guangqi and told him to hold back the rest of his words.
The old lady who was listening nearby was already trembling with fear.
"Okay, you guys, the more you talk, the more scary it becomes. Don't worry, auntie, nothing will happen to the uncle." Qin Huairu said as she supported the auntie.
"That's right, what Sister Qin said makes sense, stop talking nonsense!" Seeing that it was his sister Qin who spoke, Sha Zhu immediately joined in.
On the other side, Jia Dongxu was inexplicably irritated. He felt angry when he saw Sha Zhu, but he didn't want to get involved with this idiot, so...
"Don't just stand here. Go back to the house with Auntie. We're going to look for her. You still have to watch over Banggeng."
Qin Huairu felt a little aggrieved after being yelled at by her husband for no reason, but in order to maintain her husband's face in front of outsiders, she had to respond sensibly and obediently helped the old lady back.
Several young men looked at Jia Dongxu with admiration, but only Sha Zhu felt a little unhappy, his eyes still lingering on Qin Huairu's back.
"I say, are you looking for Lao Yi?"
At this time, Lu Zhenyuan opened the door and walked out, asking a seemingly casual question.
"What do you mean Lao Yi? You should call him uncle. Do you understand the rules?"
"Silly Zhu, I think you deserve a beating again, don't you? If you say another word, I will slap you in the face, do you believe it?"
Sha Zhu's face turned red, but he didn't say anything.
Jia Dongxu, who originally wanted to be polite, fell silent upon seeing this.
Instead, it was Du Xiaofeng who answered Lu Zhenyuan's question.
"That's right. Auntie said that Uncle went out so late and hasn't come back yet. She was worried that something might have happened to him, so Brother Dongxu asked us to help look for him."
Lu Zhenyuan looked as if he was suddenly enlightened.
"Don't look for this. Old Yi has gone out to do something righteous. If he doesn't come back tonight, he will be back tomorrow morning."
Everyone was stunned.
"No, did you see an old man?" Jia Dongxu said blankly.
Lu Zhenyuan imitated him.
"correct."
"Then you didn't tell me earlier!"
"You didn't ask either?"
Jia Dongxu just felt like a breath was stuck in his chest and he felt very uncomfortable.
After taking two breaths, he finally calmed down and said, "So what do you think happened when a great man went there to do something righteous?"
"Just now, I went out and saw Lao Yi carrying a man with a bloody face. Oh, and it seemed that Aunt Xu was also there. The two of them went to do something righteous together."
"Have you seen my mother?"
Just at this time, Xu Damao, who had gone out to look for Xu's mother, came back and asked directly after hearing this sentence.
Lu Zhenyuan glanced at him.
"Yes, your mother is with Lao Yi."
Xu Damao always felt that there was something wrong with this, but he didn't care about it at this time and asked, "Where are they?"
"do not know."
"do not know?!"
"Ah, I didn't ask them where they were going, so who would know?"
Everyone's lips twitched.
"Okay, let's go, let's go. Since someone saw it, it should be okay." Jia Dongxu spoke and dismissed everyone without saying a word of thanks.
Everyone had been busy for more than an hour, but all their efforts were in vain. They were already unhappy, and when they heard this, they all complained a few words and went home.
Jia Dongxu also wanted to go home to tell the aunt the news and ask her not to worry.
When Xu Damao returned alone, he touched his head, feeling that something was wrong.
Lu Zhenyuan smiled secretly.
Seeing that every household had turned off the lights, he waited for a while before walking towards the backyard.
She walked all the way to the backyard and threw a pair of red embroidered shoes at the door of the deaf old lady.
After thinking for a while, he picked up another one, went to the central courtyard, and threw the red embroidered shoe in front of Sha Zhu's house.
Then, he took out a paper bag from his pocket, which contained I Love A Tiao Chai. He deliberately poured out most of the remaining half bottle of I Love A Tiao Chai and packed it into the paper bag.
After finding the paper package, he took out two thumbtacks from space and used brute force to fix the paper package to the two doors with the thumbtacks.
In this way, as soon as the door is opened, the paper package that is not folded tightly will be torn into two halves, and even if it is not torn, it will be opened and folded, and the contents will spill out.
After doing all this, he took out the simulated voice changer and put it on.
Extract the dream compilation card and select the target deaf old lady.
In the dream, the deaf old lady and Sha Zhu had a hazy and intense love action drama, and each of them left a red embroidered shoe as a token of their love.
After exiting the dream editing card, Lu Zhenyuan retched silently twice.
Next, there is only one last step left.
He walked to the center of the yard, silently chanted "extract", and the dance king's pole appeared in his hand. He didn't dare to hold it for even a second longer, and threw the dance king's pole out as if it was too hot.
The steel pipe cut through the air with a whooshing sound, and smashed the glass of Sha Zhu's house directly and flew into the house.
Lu Zhenyuan immediately yelled, but this time his voice was that of a fool.
"There's a thief, catch the thief!"
With just this shout, Lu Zhenyuan ran away, so as not to make any noise when he opened the door when he got home. He ran straight to the firewood shed, as fast as lightning.
He ran to the woodshed and went door to door, turning on the lights when he heard the noise.
Coupled with the sound of glass breaking earlier, many people also vaguely heard it and thought there was really a thief, so they hurriedly put on some clothes and left the house.
Sha Zhu, whose glass was smashed, was cursing and pulling the door open with a steel pipe.
"Tear~"
"Cough cough!"
Suddenly, the powder flew onto his face, causing Sha Zhu, who was about to start cursing, to cough repeatedly. However, after recovering from the shock, he did not have time to think about it and continued to curse: "Which thief smashed the glass of your house!"
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