Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years

Chapter 109 Manual Mic Muting

After school, after taking Xiao Yuyan to meet her younger sister, the family returned to the courtyard.

"Teacher Yan is not here. Hasn't he returned home yet?" Xiao Yuyan looked at the empty gate of the courtyard house in confusion.

Lu Zhenyuan touched his chin.

I was still seeing Old Yan in the afternoon. Considering the time difference, he should be home by now.

And since Old Yan didn't look at the gate, it could only mean that something happened.

It's either the hospital's business or his own business.

As soon as I entered the courtyard gate, a hurried figure rushed out from the hanging flower gate.

Seeing that he was about to hit several people, Lu Zhenyuan raised his hands and placed the bicycle horizontally in front of him.

"when!"

"Hiss~ It hurts!"

Xu Damao jumped up and down, holding his knees, and the basin and towel he was holding fell to the ground.

Lu Zhenyuan also had a heartbroken expression and bent down to take a look.

"Tsk, the paint on the car has been scratched off. I feel so sad."

Xiao Yuyan covered her mouth and laughed secretly.

The cheap sister couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Hearing the pleasant laughter, Xu Damao raised his head. The angry expression on his face immediately disappeared. A hint of surprise appeared in his eyes, and his expression became a little obsessed, like a pervert, and his saliva was about to flow down.

Lu Zhenyuan narrowed his eyes slightly, straightened his bicycle, and rushed towards Xu Damao's crotch.

"Oh! Oooooh!"

Xu Damao stood on tiptoe, his eyes widened, and a series of crowing sounds came out of his mouth.

Lu Zhenyuan winked at his cheap sister.

Lu Wanyi understood and took Xiao Yuyan around the two of them and went home first.

"If you were holding the wheel, I would have run you over." Lu Zhenyuan snorted.

There was still an expression of pain on Xu Damao's face. His heart skipped a beat when he heard that, and he took a step back little by little.

"You kid, you are so mean!"

Lu Zhenyuan snorted lightly.

Xu Damao hesitated for a few times, as if he had nails on his butt, and suddenly he straightened his face, showing a bit of flattering and inquiring look.

"Brother Lu, is Wang Yuyan really your sister's child?"

Lu Zhenyuan raised his eyebrows. He didn't care whether Xu Damao had seen anything, but he noticed that Xu Damao had some inappropriate ideas.

He immediately gripped the handlebars tightly, and this time he didn't hold back and crashed straight into the car.

"Ouch!" Xu Damao screamed, covering his crotch and backing away repeatedly before he could stand firm.

Lu Zhenyuan simply lifted the handlebars and the wheel to knock him down, then stepped over him and kicked the washbasin aside as he passed by.

He looked down at Xu Damao who was lying on the ground and said coldly, "Xu Damao, if you dare to have any evil thoughts again, I will destroy you!"

Xu Damao's heart tightened and he wanted to curse back, but when he met Lu Zhenyuan's cold gaze, he immediately turned his face away without any momentum.

With a light snort, Lu Zhenyuan carried his bicycle through the hanging flower gate.

"Pooh!" Xu Damao spat immediately, his expression showing great pain.

"Little brat, if I hadn't been paying attention, I would have taught you a lesson!"

Covering his crotch, Xu Damao stood up reluctantly. This time it was much weaker than Sha Zhu's, but it was not so severe that he could not stand up, so it was no big deal.

"I never noticed before, but Lu Wanyi is so beautiful!"

Xu Damao rolled his eyes. Lu Wanyi lived a reclusive life and he had not noticed her before. But now that he had seen her and had suffered such a loss for himself, he must get her back!

"Little bastard, I'll let you call me brother-in-law from now on, and then I'll show you how I'll deal with you!" Xu Damao didn't know what he was thinking about, and an obscene smile appeared on his face.

Although Lu Wanyi has a child, she is so beautiful. Not to mention she is just a little girl. If he could have a wife like this, he would be willing to raise a son for someone else!

At worst, you can get divorced when you've had enough fun.

Moreover, Lu Wanyi has good conditions. She works in the street office. Looking at their family life, she has someone to cook for her, she has two bicycles, and she wears a watch. If he can catch her, the wealth will be his!

"hiss!"

The local itching suddenly became severe, and Xu Damao hurriedly picked up the basin and walked out.

I don't know what happened today, I felt a severe itching in the area, so I asked for leave in the afternoon. But then I heard that he was not the only one with the same condition in the hospital, and that they all just needed to take a shower.

He then hurriedly planned to go to the bath.

Just after Xu Damao left, Lu Zhenyuan walked out from behind the Chuihua Gate.

Knowing Xu Damao's character, he did not really leave just now, but stood behind the hanging flower gate and actually heard Xu Damao's evil speech.

Without saying anything harsh to the air, Lu Zhenyuan pushed the cart back into the house.

Just as I heard Aunt Mei and my cheap sister chatting, my ears immediately pricked up.

It turned out that many strange things happened in the courtyard that day.

First, the residents in the courtyard began to suffer from local itching symptoms one after another. Those who had the means went to see a doctor, while those who didn’t had to endure it.

I don't know who spread the news, but it said that taking a shower would be fine.

So today everyone went to the bathhouse to take a bath, or went to Shichahai, and it really worked.

That's one of the weird things.

Another one was Jia Dongxu from the Jia family in the central courtyard. No one knew what bad luck he had, but he returned to the courtyard in rags at noon. Later, it was heard that he twisted his foot while washing, fell on his butt, and broke the washbasin.

Somehow, a tile fell from the roof and hit Jia Dongxu on the head. He was sent straight to the hospital and I heard he had seven stitches.

Considering that the Jia family’s house had hardly ever been rearranged and still had exposed beams, it was possible that a tile had fallen off, but at least it would have had to be windy and rainy, right?

A piece of it fell off so suddenly, could it have been pulled off by a wild cat climbing up the roof?

The problem is that it fell accurately on Jia Dongxu's head.

It would be fine if people were so unlucky.

I heard that when Jia Dongxu came out of the hospital after getting stitches, he became very suspicious. As a result, he was arrested by the hospital security department for being too cautious and looking abnormal.

Fortunately, I heard that it was the head of the security department who knew him and released him.

Did you think things would end at this point?

not at all!

On the way back from the hospital, Jia Dongxu had his money stolen, was chased by a dog, and was wrongly accused! A man mistakenly thought that Jia Dongxu was the man his wife had an affair with and almost beat him up.

As it happened, the man's wife's affair was discovered and a neighbor saw it, who informed the man, thus clearing up the misunderstanding.

Qin Huairu, holding her child, witnessed it all with her own eyes. She began to doubt her life. After returning to the courtyard, she went to ask those aunties if Dongxu from their family had violated any taboo and what the story behind it was.

So now the whole compound knows about this.

At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside, and it seemed that someone was shouting. It sounded like Liu Guangqi.

"Sister-in-law Jia! Oh no, Brother Dongxu fell into the toilet!"

[Ding Dong! Received 20 points of crash value from Jia Dongxu. ”

Inside the house, Lu Zhenyuan's eyes widened slightly when he heard the shout.

Is the little bad luck charm so powerful? If he doesn't get it right, Jia Dongxu will really die. He is so unlucky.

Not long after, Jia Dongxu was rescued.

Also find out how it fell into the toilet.

To put it simply, he lost his aim when releasing the water and his shoe hit him. When Jia Dongxu moved his feet, his body was not stable, and the board he was standing on was loose, so he fell directly.

Lu Zhenyuan listened to the discussions outside the house and the corners of his mouth twitched.

It's like shooting a gun. If the bullet goes astray, you turn the gun around. Are you moving your feet because you want to fill the bullet hole with yourself?

Jia Dongxu was sent to the hospital again. It was not because he was injured, but because he had just had seven stitches on his head and they were afraid of infection.

Tsk tsk, I hope you can make it through 12 hours, Amen.

"Brother, are you happy?"

"No, what do you mean?"

"The corners of your mouth are curled up."

"No."

"Have!"

"You're wrong."

"No."

"No, you do!"

"I wuwuwu~"

Lu Zhenyuan, who chose to manually mute the microphone, breathed a sigh of relief. Little girl, I can’t control you anymore.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"