Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

Sit for a long time.

A plotting look kept flashing across Li Aihua's face. Finally, he looked at Li Muhua and Li Qinghua, but just stared at them without saying a word.

Li Muhua felt a little nervous when he looked at her like that, so she asked, "Brother, if you have something to say, just say it. Just because mom is not here, you want to argue with me about the trick I played on you this afternoon, right?"

Li Aihua smiled slightly after hearing this, and said in a gentle tone that made Li Muhua's hair stand on end: "Little brother, what are you talking about?"

"We are brothers, what's past is past, how can I care about such a small matter of yours?

"What we need now is a united front against all odds."

"How to deal with the stick?" Li Muhua asked in a low voice.

"clever!"

Li Aihua nodded to Li Muhua, then looked at Li Qinghua and said, "We need to let Banggeng know that our white flour is not delicious!

Even if he eats it, he has to spit it out. Doesn’t he want to become a god? Then I will let him become a god!"

Li Qinghua also nodded, knowing that his elder brother was up to no good again, and immediately agreed excitedly: "Brother, just tell me, as long as I can deal with this gangster, I will do whatever you say!"

Seeing the three brothers discussing about making a joke, Li Yujie stood up and walked out the door, whispering: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know anything..."

When the three brothers saw Li Yujie walk out the door, they all looked up with a sly smile. Under the light, the three shadows gradually merged together.

Early the next morning.

Keeping in mind Li Aihua's arrangement last night, Li Muhua shouted to Liu Xu as soon as he sat down: "Do you know? Something new happened in our yard yesterday!"

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Little Baozi had a puzzled look on her face. She didn't understand why Li Muhua wanted to tell her about the new things in her yard, but she still asked politely:

"What's new in your yard?"

Li Muhua saw that several classmates at his table had noticed this, and he immediately said louder: "Yesterday, several old Taoist priests suddenly came to our compound. They counted with their fingers at the gate and said that there was an old monster in our yard.

Then we asked him who the monster was. He calculated with his fingers and figured out who the monster was. It turned out to be an 82-year-old old lady in our backyard.

The old immortal even figured out that this old lady is actually an old traitor. She has been hiding in our yard for decades, and no one in our yard has discovered her. Do you think this old Taoist priest is powerful?"

Liu Xu opened her mouth in surprise, nodded stupidly and said, "Great!"

After hearing this, Li Muhua continued, "There are even more amazing ones. Do you know the great jokes in our class?"

As he spoke, Li Muhua turned his head and pointed to Banggeng's desk. Banggeng had not come to school yet, so naturally there was no one sitting there.

"Know!"

Liu Xu nodded and looked in the direction Li Muhua was looking and answered.

Li Muhua immediately became more excited and said even louder, "This old Taoist priest also said that Bang Geng is the reincarnation of a god and will become a god in the future. Do you think that's amazing?"

Unexpectedly, this time Liu Xu shook her head violently and said crisply, "My dad said there are no gods in this world. That old Taoist must be lying to you."

Before Li Muhua could finish her trick, the classmates gathered around her, each of them unable to believe it.

"Is Bang Geng really a god?"

"How could it be false? The old immortal said yesterday that at night, the neighbors in our courtyard sent food to Banggeng's family and asked for his blessing!"

Li Muhua didn't have time to see who asked the question, but answered immediately.

"That stick terrier can fly..."

"I don't know about that, but I guess this little fairy can't fly, but the old fairy yesterday definitely could fly..."

"..."

In this way, the students asked questions at the same time, and Li Muhua also answered them randomly. Not long after, Banggeng strode into the classroom.

"Bang terrier fairy?"

The students who had eyes saw what happened shouted immediately. Following this shout, the crowd that had been surrounding Li Muhua to ask questions quickly ran over, surrounded Bang Geng, and started talking to him.

Bang Geng was frightened when he saw so many people rushing towards him, and quickly hid against the wall.

When everyone started asking questions, he straightened up and looked proudly at his former classmates, and said proudly: "You all know that I am a god! So do you have to give me something too?"

As he said this, Bang Geng couldn't help but think of last night, when the neighbors in the courtyard sent a lot of things to his house, and it took Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu until midnight to count and sort them.

Unfortunately, they were all rations and bills, so Banggeng naturally didn't get any benefits.

But today is different. These are all my classmates. If they also give me things and ask for my blessing, then I will definitely be able to use them.

What about comic books, toys and snacks...

Bang Geng thought as he looked at his classmates with shining eyes.

Unexpectedly, the visitors shook their heads and asked, "No, no, we want to ask if you can fly!"

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Banggeng was stunned when he heard this question, even though he had inexplicably gained the status of a god yesterday and so many neighbors sent him gifts to please him.

But he really didn't feel that he was any different from before, so naturally he couldn't fly.

But now in front of so many friends, he didn't want to lose face as an immortal, so he shook his head and nodded.

"I can't fly yet, but if I am willing to learn, I will definitely be able to fly in the future!"

"Oh!"

The students were a little disappointed after hearing his answer, but then they asked expectantly, "What do you know now?"

Bang Geng blinked his eyes unwillingly, but still said hesitantly: "I don't seem to know anything now, but as long as I am willing to learn, I will definitely learn it in the future. I can fly into the sky, hide in the ground, become a high official, and do everything!"

Remembering the praises he received from the neighbors and Jia Zhang yesterday, Bang Geng straightened his back proudly again and looked down on his classmates.

"whispering sound!"

"Then what kind of god are you? A god is one who can do everything..."

"You are such a poor student and you still have the nerve to say you want to learn. If you can learn it, we would have learned it long ago!"

When everyone heard this, they scattered in disappointment, thinking that Banggeng was bragging and looked down on him even more.

Adults believe in gods and immortals because they have something to ask for, but children don’t ask for anything from gods and immortals, so naturally they don’t believe in them, let alone believe in gods and immortals.

In the past, it was common for rural children to steal offerings from the land, defecate and urinate in temples, and dance on graves, and they had no reverence for these things.

Li Muhua understood the reason, so she was not surprised at all when she saw this scene.

But Banggeng saw that all his classmates had abandoned him and even looked down on him, so he opened his mouth to say something.

But after thinking about it, I realized that I really didn't know anything, so I walked to my seat dejectedly.

With his hands on his chin, he thought to himself, should he go find an old immortal to learn some magic?

Li Muhua turned his head only after seeing this. Although his classmates didn't believe that Bang Geng was a god, he didn't care. According to the plan, he just wanted to let his classmates know about this. It didn't matter whether they believed it or not!

When he turned around, he saw Liu Xu still with his hands on the table, glaring at him angrily.

Li Muhua said angrily: "Pull those cheeks of yours back. You're looking at me like a toad. It's really ugly and scary!"