Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

"Li family boy, it turns out that you, a bastard, are trying to harm me!"

After she had a moment to react to what was happening in front of her, the deaf old lady's eyes widened into a vicious look, and she covered her chest with her hands and howled.

"You little beast, you dare to harm an old ancestor like me? Do you want to throw me to death? Tell me."

Seeing the deaf old lady asking him questions like this, completely disregarding his usual gracious demeanor as an old ancestor, Li Muhua was overjoyed, knowing that he had really scared her this time.

Glancing at the deaf old lady's cane next to the recliner, Li Muhua was afraid that she would attack him in anger, so he quickly jumped to the side, slightly distanced himself from the deaf old lady, and then said in surprise:

"Old lady, you are not dead?"

"Die, even if you die, old lady, I won't die!"

Li Muhua ignored her scolding and explained with a face full of grievance:

"I just called you several times, but you ignored me, so I thought of shaking the recliner to wake you up!"

As Li Muhua spoke, she looked innocent and glanced at a few neighbors who came out from the backyard.

"You are such a nonsense, you little bastard. What are you talking about when you are dead? You are the one who is dead. How come you didn't drown when you fell into the North Sea yesterday?"

The deaf old lady howled and ignored Li Muhua's explanation. She turned her head left and right as if she was searching for something.

Li Muhua saw that this was just the opening move of a normal boss battle, so he quickly moved his legs and tried to hide in the middle courtyard.

The deaf old lady took a quick glance at her hands, then immediately grabbed the crutch leaning against the recliner, then lifted it up, swung it in a full circle with force, and a strong wind swept across the corner of Li Muhua's clothes on the back.

Li Muhua felt the chill on his back, and when he turned around to see this scene, especially the old lady's face which looked ferocious due to the force, he was so frightened that he quickly quickened his pace and slid forward as if his feet were greased.

"This old lady looks so skinny and frail, even with a cane, but she's obviously in great shape. If I hadn't reacted quickly, I would have been in big trouble!"

Seeing that he was not hit, Li Muhua couldn't help but secretly rejoice.

"You little beast, you dare to run away when the ancestor hits you? Stop right there." The deaf old lady shouted as she got up in a hurry and stumbled after Li Muhua.

"I'll beat you to death, you bastard son of a bitch!"

"You beast! You dare to curse me, even this old lady, and you even dare to curse me to death. Just wait and see if I will beat you to death, you beast with a dog's mouth."

Li Muhua listened to the series of curses behind her and felt that she had distanced herself from the deaf old lady and reached a safe area. She slowed down her pace, turned around and shouted at her to explain:

"Old lady, I just saw you lying there like dead, and you didn't respond when I called you, so I just shook your recliner to wake you up. Aren't you too stingy? You chased me and hit me without even saying thank you?"

Although these words were explanations, they were not meant for the deaf old lady, but for the neighbors in the backyard who came out to watch the fun.

After all, I have to clear myself of the suspicion of teasing the deaf old lady, right?

I think that because she was young and ignorant, and her parents were very popular in the compound, as long as she could explain a few times and muddy the waters, the deaf old lady would have to swallow this loss no matter how unwilling she was.

"Stop talking nonsense, old lady, why didn't I hear you calling me?"

The deaf old lady shouted loudly, but in fact her mind was the same as Mingjing's. Her ears were not deaf at all and she knew that Li Muhua didn't call her at all.

If that's the case, then doesn't that bastard Li Muhua just deliberately teasing me?

Thinking of the deaf old lady stopping, her eyes stared at Li Muhua in front of her like sharp arrows, and then she looked at the group of neighbors who had gathered nearby, all of whom were looking at her jokingly, as if they were watching a monkey show.

The deaf old lady then realized that she had lost her composure. She was a highly respected ancestor in the courtyard, so how could she chase after a child who hadn't even grown all his hair yet and shout for his life?

Isn't this just making a fool of yourself for others to see?

Besides, Li Muhua's legs are more than ten years old. How can an old lady like me, who is over eighty years old, catch up with them?

So it would be useless to chase her. Thinking of this, the deaf old lady put her cane on the ground, appearing calm and steady.

Li Muhua looked back and saw that the deaf old lady didn't continue to chase him, so he simply stopped and said with his big eyes blinking:

"I remembered why you couldn't hear me calling you!"

"Because of them." Li Muhua said, looking at the neighbors nearby. "They all say you are an old deaf man, a deaf old lady!"

As he spoke, Li Muhua slapped his head suddenly, as if he had suddenly realized something.

"Hey! I'm so stupid. They all said you were deaf. No wonder you couldn't hear me calling you just now."

"you you!"

The old lady's suppressed anger was ignited by Li Muhua's words "old deaf man". She slowly turned away from Li Muhua, and glanced maliciously at the neighbors who had come out to watch the excitement. She coaxed Li Muhua softly, saying:

"Li family kid, don't listen to what these people say. I, your ancestor, have very sharp ears sometimes! The ears of those who gossip about others behind their backs should be deaf!"

"Let me ask you again, who is it that is talking about me behind my back, saying that I am a deaf old lady?"

The deaf old lady's idea is very simple. As the saying goes, children's words are true and innocent. It is normal for children to be a little naughty. What she fears most is that adults say bad things about themselves in front of children, which affects the children's minds.

If this continues, the upper beam will be crooked and the lower beams will be even more crooked. Who in the compound will respect me?

Besides, arguing with a little kid about something as trivial as pushing a chair is just a joke that proves that you have no tolerance at all.

So at this moment, the deaf old lady just wanted to know who was gossiping about her behind her back. As soon as her eldest grandson came back in the evening, she would take him to each of them to ask them to apologize to her.

This is not the end yet. I have to ask Yi Zhonghai to hold a meeting and criticize them one by one in front of everyone in the hospital.

Thinking of this, the deaf old lady forced a vicious smile on her face, which made the neighbors nearby shudder. They all looked at Li Muhua at the same time, hoping that Li Muhua would not bring this matter onto themselves.

After all, except Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai, everyone in the compound had cursed the deaf old lady behind her back. At this moment, they could only pray that Li Muhua didn't hear it from them and didn't mention their names to the deaf old lady.

The whole yard was cold and silent, as if even the wind had stopped, waiting for Li Muhua to speak.

"Well—who said that?"

Li Muhua looked at the neighbors in front of him and tilted his head to think for a while, then shook his head and said, "Oh, there are too many people who say you are an old deaf person."

"I don't think I've ever heard Shazhu say that, because he's stupid! So he definitely doesn't know."

Li Muhua smiled brightly at the deaf old lady and said, "Anyway, it's good that you're not dead. Being alive is the most important thing. This is what the doctor told me yesterday. I have to go back to eat egg custard. I'll come to play with you another day!"

As he spoke, Li Muhua left the deaf old lady and the neighbors in the backyard and jumped towards the middle courtyard, singing as he ran:

"Peking, the city of Beijing, a group of old deaf shrimps swam over. Come on, come on, count them. Two, four, six, seven, eight..."