Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

"Humph!"

The deaf old lady glanced at Li Muhua, snorted disdainfully, and then said to Xu Yan: "What do you mean it's none of your mother's business? Isn't it your mother who taught you to be so disrespectful today?"

"Maybe she has cursed me countless times in front of you, saying I am an old deaf person and an old immortal."

As the deaf old lady spoke, her face turned red and she poked the ground a few times with her cane.

"How else could a little brat like you say such nonsense?"

Xu Yan's face also turned red as the deaf old lady spoke. She originally wanted to use the excuse of teaching her youngest son a lesson to directly frame the deaf old lady and force her to settle the matter in front of all the neighbors, to prevent the deaf old lady from doing tricks behind her back and gossiping to ruin the Xu family and Li Muhua's reputation.

It could also shut up other people in the compound. After all, this time Li Muhua offended not only the deaf old lady, but also all the neighbors in the compound.

Unexpectedly, everything happened just as Xu Yan had expected, until the last step, when they were forced to admit it in front of the house. However, the deaf old lady was like a dog-skin plaster, completely disregarding her own identity and insisting on trying to get what she wanted.

Now it seems that it is just as Xu Yan thought. The deaf old lady really wants to use this as an excuse to drag her and the Li family into trouble.

Watching Xu Yan's face gradually change from red to blue, the deaf old lady felt secretly proud.

The Li family lived in the front yard and had never been taken seriously by the deaf old lady. Every time the couple saw her, they would just nod and say hello. So the deaf old lady wanted to use this as an excuse to give the Li family a good beating.

No, it's more than that - the deaf old lady looked at Xu Yan and laughed sinisterly in her heart: "I'm not an ancestor for nothing, I have many tricks up my sleeve!"

Li Muhua looked left and right, and seeing her mother's expression change but she remained silent, she couldn't help but jump out and said, "Old lady, my mother never said anything about you, but what you just said was not wrong."

"I shouted so loudly that I wanted to apologize to you, but you didn't hear me. Besides, you are so old and you haven't—"

"Shut up!"

Before Li Muhua could finish, Xu Yan interrupted him with a harsh voice. Li Muhua had no choice but to shut up. Then, looking at the deaf old lady's gradually turning blue face, Li Muhua continued unconvinced:

"Mom, I didn't say anything wrong. I'm just apologizing." Li Muhua said as he pushed his butt in front of the deaf old lady. "I just shook your chair. If you really can't do it, you can just beat me up to vent your anger, okay?"

"Muhua!"

Xu Yan could not help but shout again, trying to stop Li Muhua. Li Muhua turned his head, looked at the rolling pin in Xu Yan's hand, then looked at the long cane in the deaf old lady's hand, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his butt, thinking of the cane that the deaf old lady had used to hit him.

He always felt an inexplicable fear when looking at the cane.

Thinking of this, Li Muhua snatched the crutch from Xu Yan's hand and handed it to the deaf old lady.

After all, the smaller the torque, the less painful it should be when you get hit on the butt!

"Here you go. Anyway, I've already been spanked so many times by my mom, so I don't mind letting you spank me a few more times."

A rolling pin is so much shorter than a crutch, so the torque will be smaller, so hitting someone with it shouldn't hurt as much as using a crutch!

It has to be said that Li Muhua had some thoughts behind this move.

The deaf old lady looked at it but didn't take it. After looking Li Muhua up and down, she looked coldly at Xu Yan.

"Daughter-in-law of the Li family, I am an old lady who has lived to be eighty-two years old!"

"It's not that you don't know how to teach children, you are very good at it!"

When she said the last few words, the deaf old lady gritted her teeth, looking as if she was filled with deep hatred and bitterness.

Xu Yan smiled awkwardly. "Old lady, you are joking. Mu Hua is well-known in the hospital for being naughty."

As she said that, Xu Yan snatched the rolling pin from Li Muhua's hand, and at the same time patted Li Muhua on the head.

"Silly boy, the old lady is such a generous person. She has eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. How can she care about the pranks of a young boy like you? Not to mention hitting you."

Li Muhua shook his head seriously after hearing this, then looked at the deaf old lady and said in a serious voice: "Old lady, just tell me whether you forgive me or not. If you really don't forgive me but are too embarrassed to hit me, then let my mother beat me again. You can stop when you say so. I have to go to school tomorrow after I recover from my injury!"

As Li Muhua spoke, her little butt stuck out again, which made the scene look quite funny. Coupled with Li Muhua's innocent words, there was actually laughter from the crowd.

Li Muhua herself felt a little regretful.

"It's a pity that I didn't inherit the height of 187cm in my previous life, otherwise I could just put my butt on the deaf old lady's face and make her poop even bigger."

The deaf old lady looked at Li Muhua with a gloomy face. She really didn't expect that such a good situation today would be ruined by Li Muhua's joke. The deaf old lady didn't want to miss this opportunity, but Xu Yan refused to take up her words.

For a moment, the deaf old lady couldn't help but feel a little headache. She couldn't really sit down and argue with a child like Li Muhua, right? What would happen then?

Li Muhua was delighted when she saw this. She simply turned her head and looked at Xu Yan. She closed her eyes and said stubbornly, pretending to be beaten. "Mom, just do it. I promise I won't say a word. You will stop when the old lady says so."

Holding the rolling pin, Xu Yan looked at Li Muhua, then at the deaf old lady, and seeing that neither of them spoke, she simply did as Li Muhua said and swung the rolling pin high at Li Muhua's butt.

She just didn't believe that the deaf old lady would really let her beat Li Muhua up in front of her. What would happen if the news got out?

"stop!"

Sure enough, just when the crutch was about to fall on Li Muhua's butt, the deaf old lady couldn't help but speak up to stop it.

Xu Yan stopped immediately upon hearing the sound, and Li Muhua also opened her eyes and looked at the deaf old lady. Not only the two of them, but also the neighbors watching in the backyard all looked at the deaf old lady, waiting to see what she would say.

"Good, what a good child!" The deaf old lady couldn't help but praise him. Then her gloomy face turned into a warm one, and she said with a kind smile:

"Li family kid, I just wanted to scare you. I want to see if you dare to play tricks on me again in the future. How is it? Are you scared?"

Li Muhua was disdainful and unbelieving in her heart, but she couldn't hit someone who smiled at her, so she smiled and said proudly:

"I'm not scared. My mom just beat me for a long time at home, so I'm not scared at all. I don't care if I get beaten for a while longer!"

"Ha ha----"

The deaf old lady smiled slightly awkwardly, then looked at Xu Yan. She finally understood everything, but she didn't know whether Li Muhua was really stupid or just pretending to be stupid. She didn't even know how to give him a way out.

"Daughter-in-law of the Li family, I think your Mu Hua is very smart. I, the old lady, like her very much!"

Hearing the praise from the deaf old lady, Li Muhua immediately perked up. As the saying goes, there must be something wrong when things are abnormal. The deaf old lady suddenly praised herself so much, which meant she must be up to no good.

Sure enough, just as she finished speaking, the deaf old lady changed the subject and continued, "I don't know if I will be so lucky as to accept this boy as my godson."

(There is actually an invisible setting here, that is, the deaf old lady is a five-guarantee household or a suspected relative of a martyr. She has a number at the street office. She is old and can be called an old fossil in the alley. Not to mention that she is highly respected, but Chinese people have always respected and trusted older people, especially in the last century and before.

The Li family has always kept their distance from the deaf old lady. The couple knew the deaf old lady's methods, so Xu Yan was so eager to distance herself from them when something happened. Moreover, this time Li Muhua secretly tricked everyone in the compound. These will be slowly written out later. I am afraid that someone will directly scold the protagonist for being too cowardly, so I will directly use a small dispute to bring out the hatred between the protagonist and the deaf old lady, so that the quarrel will become bigger and bigger later, and everyone in the compound will be dragged out one by one. It is impossible for the protagonist to bite everyone one by one when no one has offended the protagonist, right? )

(Anyway, this frustration is inevitable, but things will gradually get better later. I define the protagonist's character as a troublemaker. He will go to the countryside to work in the production team with Bang Geng, and when the time comes, Bang Geng will go to the countryside to help the widow!)