Lucy Liu rode her bicycle with her dog to the third house in Dongjiao Alley.

Just as Lucy Liu was about to take out the key to open the door, she suddenly heard the system broadcast.

"Ding, the sign-in system has issued a task: Please sign in at the second main house in Dongjiao Alley. After signing in successfully, you will receive 50 system points and rewards."

The second house in Dongjiao Lane, isn't that Xu Desheng's house next door? Why do I feel like the system is going to mess with me again? It actually gave me 50 points.

The dog at the side looked at Liu Yuling with a puzzled expression after listening to the system broadcast, so he explained: "Host, the system releases tasks randomly. This dog can't decide."

Forget it. It’s very short anyway. It’s just a short walk. Nothing should happen.

Thinking of this, Liu Yuling turned and walked towards the second door at the entrance of the alley, with the dog following closely behind her.

Just when Lucy Liu was worrying about how to get in, she unexpectedly discovered that the gate was ajar.

Liu Yuling stood in front of the half-open door, her heart beating fast. Her eyes fell on the half-open door, and a trace of doubt flashed through her mind:

What if there is any unknown situation in there? What should I do if there is trouble in there?

As soon as this thought came to her mind, she hesitated for a moment. But just when she was about to give up, she remembered the tempting points and rewards.

The system gave so many points this time, so the rewards should be very good. These points and rewards can make me more convenient in this world.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but pursed her lips, feeling conflicted.

In? Or not?

At this time, Lucy Liu was struggling in her heart. Worry was like a faint haze, covering her heart, but her yearning for points and rewards was like the twinkling stars, attracting her.

As the saying goes, you can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a lamb. I'd better go in and take a look. Maybe it's not that bad. For the system points and rewards, it's worth a try!

Lucy Liu took a deep breath, clenched her fists, and slowly walked into the half-open door with a nervous but determined mood.

She walked into the yard, looked around, and finally stopped at the door of the main house in the yard.

"Ding, it is detected that the host has arrived at the second main house in the east alley. Would the host like to sign in now?"

"Sign in."

"Ding, sign-in successful. The host's current points are 181 points. The reward has been sent to the host's space, please check it."

It was so simple and it was done. It always feels unreal.

At this moment, suddenly, the front door was pushed open and two men walked out.

The appearance of these two men was very strange. One was short and fat, while the other was tall and thin. They looked just like the Fat Monk and the Thin Monk in "The Deer and the Cauldron".

They were very nervous at first, but they finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the person entering the yard was a teenage girl and a dog.

The fat monk narrowed his eyes and looked at Lucy Liu from head to toe. Seeing how pretty she was, his heart started beating fast, and he thought to himself:

This little girl is quite pretty. It would be nice if I could take her home to be my wife.

Thinking of this, he swung the axe in his hand and stammered:

"Fight...fight...fight..."

The thin monk standing by couldn't stand his companion's stuttering and couldn't help but chime in, "Robbery!"

However, when the thin monk spoke, he actually raised his iconic orchid finger and pointed it directly at Lucy Liu.

"Yes, robbery, robbery."

Looking at the funny duo in front of her, Lucy Liu couldn't help but burst out laughing.

When the thin monk saw that Lucy Liu was not afraid of them, he could not help but raise his signature orchid finger and shouted angrily:

"Be serious, be serious! Don't laugh, we are robbing!"

However, after hearing what the thin monk said, Lucy Liu not only did not stop laughing, but laughed even more wildly.

Oh my god! These two are so funny. They are just like the two robbers played by Fan Wei and Feng Yuanzheng in "A World Without Thieves".

At this time, the fat monk held a sharp axe in his hand and stammered, "Wait a moment, I...I want to rape you first."

Fat Monk originally thought that after he said this, the little girl in front of him would immediately stop laughing and show a look of fear, but unexpectedly, the little girl actually squatted down while laughing.

Lucy Liu raised her head and looked at Fat Monk, still smiling, and said jokingly: "IC, IP, IQ card, tell me... tell me... my password."

After hearing what Liu Yuling said, Fat Monk and Thin Monk looked at each other with confused expressions on their faces, unable to understand the meaning of what she said for a moment.

"Goudan, this girl might have some problems with her brain, and she has a stutter like you. Do you still want to take her home as your wife?" The thin monk raised his eyebrows with a hint of sarcasm in his tone.

"Tie Niu, what do you know! Finding a wife has nothing to do with intelligence, the key is to be beautiful.

I don't care whether she stutters or not. It's better if this girl is a little stupid. Then she can help my mother with more work. Besides, stupid people don't ask for too much. It's enough for a stutterer to survive and not run away.

Anyway, I like this girl, she is prettier than the beauty in our village!" said the fat man with a firm look.

After hearing what Goudan said, Tieniu looked disdainful. He raised his index finger and poked Goudan's head hard several times.

"Come on! Your village is not even as good as ours. Any capable woman would like to marry in another village. The so-called village beauty in your village is just a tall one among short ones. Compared with my Xiaofang, she is far inferior!"

After saying this, Tie Niu blushed with embarrassment.

However, Goudan felt somewhat unhappy with Tieniu's words. He ignored him, put the axe in his hand on the ground, and walked towards Liu Yuling, trying to catch her.

At this time, Gou Zi used his spiritual sense to communicate with Liu Yuling: "Host, please stop laughing. That shorty is about to come over and try to catch you."

"Oh! What kind of scenes have I not seen with your host? I have seen those insidious and cunning dog spies many times. There is another one in my space who was beaten half to death by me. I am not afraid of these two funny stupid thieves. Besides, I have your help."

After hearing what Lucy Liu said, Gou Zi quickly ran to the corner of the wall, squatted down, stared straight ahead, and watched the show with great interest.

Now that the host has said so, you’d be a fool not to watch the show.

At this moment, Goudan pounced at Liu Yuling with his fangs and claws bared like a ferocious black tiger. However, Liu Yuling was agile and dodged Goudan's attack easily.

Then, she ran a few steps quickly, keeping a certain distance from Goudan, and suddenly turned around and called out to Goudan in a tone very similar to the one in A Chinese Ghost Story where a fairy seduces a scholar:

"Come on, come and chase me! As long as you can catch me, I will be willing to become your daughter-in-law."

Hehe, back then, I developed my speed with the help of a feather duster. Ordinary people can't even reach my speed, let alone try to catch me.

Then, an incredible scene appeared: a petite girl was running happily around the yard, her steps were light and agile; and behind her, a short and fat man was panting and desperately chasing her.

Interestingly, the little girl would stop from time to time, turn around and shout to the fat man: "Come on! Come on! As long as you hold on, victory is just around the corner! There will be bread and a wife."

At the same time, on the other side, the iron bull stood quietly in the middle of the yard, while the dog beside him squatted obediently at the foot of the wall.

They all watched the race silently, as if they were all looking forward to the result - who of the two people would run faster?

Finally, Goudan was exhausted and sat on the ground, panting and waving his hands.

"No...I can't. I...I can't run...I can't move anymore."

When Lucy Liu saw the fat man's look, she made a victory gesture with one hand and was so happy that she almost wanted to find a piece of cloth to use as a national flag and run around the yard again.

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