Naruto: Start as Uchiha Obito

I hurriedly tore open the zombie's body. There was a big hole in the zombie's stomach. It should have been bitten by other zombies and died from excessive blood loss. However, once infected with the virus, it will come back to life. When it comes back to life, it will no longer be a human being, but a zombie without humanity.

I laboriously hollowed out the zombie's internal organs and smeared its flesh and blood on myself, hoping that Rick's method would work; according to the script of The Walking Dead, after a dead person transforms into a zombie, his or her eyeballs will rot and he or she will lose his or her vision, leaving only his or her sense of smell; so it should be reasonable to use the flesh and blood of a zombie to cover up the smell on my own body, which is also in line with the values ​​of the Great Celestial Empire.

Soon I finished applying the paint, and covered my entire body with the zombies' flesh and blood. I stood up and looked ahead. The long corridor was filled with wandering zombies. They were wearing school uniforms, walking with stiff steps, and had lost their souls. Only a pool of rotten flesh remained.

I swallowed and carefully moved among the zombies. My heart was pounding wildly. I was afraid that Rick was lying to me and that the trick of smearing flesh and blood would not work at all. Then there was no doubt that I was surrounded by zombies.

Dead……

But I had to do this. On my seat at the desk in the classroom were my most beloved comic books and the figurine of the One Piece Empress. For them, I could even give up my life. Fortunately, I didn't seem to attract the attention of the zombies. They smelled the blood emanating from me and chose to ignore me.

Just like that, I entered the classroom step by step. I returned to my seat in ecstasy and took back my two most beloved things. I hugged the comic book and the empress figurine tightly, and felt that life was suddenly full of hope. There was no one in the classroom, it was empty, with messy tables, blood-stained books, and a mess. The horrific fragments of human tissue were scattered everywhere. The miserable scene in front of me made me unable to bear to look at it, and the heart-wrenching wails that came from time to time in my ears were especially unbearable to hear.

Silence... Silence...

Either explode in silence or perish in silence...

A real warrior, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood.

With this belief, I resolutely left school and rushed towards home as fast as I could; I ran through the streets and alleys. Everything around me was quiet, so quiet that it was scary. The roads were littered with car wreckage, most of which were upside down with thick smoke billowing out of the back of the cars; zombies of all shapes and sizes, wearing different clothes, were wandering around, stinking and emitting a foul odor.

From the clothes on them, I can roughly judge what their occupations were in life, but that's not what I care about. I have to find a way to bypass them. I dare not have a face-to-face contact with them. What if I encounter a zombie with a sensitive sense of smell and smells my human scent, and pounces on me and bites my neck, then I'll be dead.

There were surprises along the way... but no danger...

I finally got downstairs. There is a small store downstairs in my house. Of course, this is the common name in our dialect. To put it in a more formal way, it should be called a convenience store or supermarket. I thought that before going home to watch anime, I should buy more food, snacks and drinks in the store. Mineral water can be ignored. I don’t like drinking plain water. It has no taste at all.

The big man who picked his toes in the store was not there. I didn't know if he had been killed or hid somewhere else. Anyway, there was no one inside, so I didn't hesitate to take it. It was free, so I would take it if I didn't. I took three bottles of my favorite Coca-Cola and Mirinda orange juice in one go. I took the barrels of instant noodles and the boxes together, and also took the Shuanghui brand ham sausage. I couldn't leave out the instant noodle stalls.

Including some snacks, as long as I like it, I will take away all of it, such as pickled pepper flavored dried fish, Weilong brand twin spicy strips, Aolige biscuits... and so on.

In short, after a round of shopping, my hands were already full of things and I couldn't fit anything anymore. I knew very well that you can't eat too much. So I didn't take more. There were too many things to take away, so I decided to stop. When I walked out of the store, I passed by the counter, where the counter owner usually sat. Behind him was a large cigarette cabinet filled with various types of cigarettes. Although I don't smoke, I still wanted to try it, just to feel the ecstasy.

Every time I kept watch for Xing Daorong, he would hide in the woods to smoke. After he was done, Xing Daorong would pull up his trousers and shout that it was so satisfying. I imagined the satisfied expression on Qin Xing Daorong's face in my mind. After hesitating for a moment, I took a pack of Yunnan Yunnan cigarettes from the cigarette cabinet and also picked up a lighter. I breathed a sigh of relief and went upstairs contentedly with the spoils I had looted.

I took out the key from my pocket, opened the door with difficulty, and locked it. From then on, it was my own time. I had plenty of space and freedom. I didn't have to be restrained by anyone, and I didn't have to worry about those damn exercises and abnormal exams. Thinking of this, I rolled over several times in excitement on my bed.

But before rolling around in bed, I first took a shower and changed my clothes. I couldn't ruin my own little home with all this dirty blood stains on me, right?

At this moment, my stomach suddenly felt hungry and started to growl, so I closed the curtains, worried that the fragrance would drift out of the window and attract the zombies; I turned on the gas stove, scooped a bowl of water from the faucet in the bathroom, poured it into the pot, and waited patiently for the water in the pot to heat up and boil.

Taking advantage of this moment, I tore open the outer packaging of a pack of old-style pickled cabbage noodles, took out all the seasoning packets inside, tore them open one by one, and then squeezed them out into the bowl. My mouth was drooling, I licked my lips, and I couldn't wait to eat a bowl of fragrant old-style pickled cabbage noodles. I really like the taste of that pickled cabbage, which is very suitable for my appetite, full of flavor and fermentation. The green food is clean and hygienic.

But you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I have to make preparations. I put the noodles into the bowl. At this time, the water in the pot was almost boiling. I turned off the gas stove, held the handle of the pot with a dirty handkerchief that was so dirty that the color could not be seen, and carefully poured the hot water in the pot into the bowl.

"Squeaky!!!"

Listening to the boiling sound, I seemed to have smelled the fragrance. Instant noodles are definitely the greatest invention in human history. The emergence of instant noodles has solved the eating problems of many fat guys like me. I am lazy... How lazy am I?

I was too lazy to cook, so I used three-day-old overnight rice, fried an egg, and made a bowl of egg fried rice, which I could have eaten as a meal.

I am too lazy to take a shower and afraid of the cold, so I take advantage of the rain, take some shower gel and run to the balcony, taking a good shower with the help of nature's rain. The prerequisite is that the outdoor temperature must be within my tolerable range, otherwise I will just endure it a little longer... and wait for the next rainy day.

I was too lazy to pick up girls, so during my three years of school, I always lived in the shadow of loneliness. My classmates laughed at me behind my back, saying that I was a straight man; I had nothing to do with women...

(Book recommendation ends~)