Xu Damao's Thirty-Six Stratagems in Siheyuan

Xu Damao also got off work early. He first went to the No. 95 compound to look at his house, then went to Yandaixie Street to observe the situation, and then he rode his bike slowly back to his home in Dongsi.

"Hey, Zhigang, Xiaoyu, you are here too. Xiaoyu, your brother can't come back today. He went to the countryside to show a movie."

"Uncle Xu, we're not looking for my brother, we're just here to visit my grandma and mom, and of course yours."

"Zhigang, you look happy, is Xiaoyu pregnant?"

"Hey, Uncle Xu, you are more experienced. It's true. Xiaoyu is pregnant."

"Of course. It's such a big happy occasion. You come to visit your mother-in-law empty-handed. At least you can buy me, Uncle Xu, a bottle of wine to celebrate together."

"I bought it, I bought it. How could Uncle Xu come here empty-handed? I also bought a roast duck and a pound of pork head. Uncle Xu, would you like to have a drink together tonight? I have so much excitement but nowhere to use it. Hehe."

"Okay, why don't you go back and ask your parents to come over for a drink. They're not far away, you can just ride my bike over there."

"Forget it. My mom will definitely not come. I have younger brothers and sisters at home. Uncle Xu, come to my house some other day and have a drink with my dad."

"Well, whatever you like today is up to you."

Xu Damao looked at the couple he introduced and found them very cozy, and he was also very happy.

Gu Meifang was extremely happy, she cooked a large table of dishes and carefully fed them to her husband, son-in-law and pregnant daughter. Is there any happier moment than when her daughter is pregnant!

Yes, that night, when Xu Damao happily wanted to finish his homework, he knew why Gu Meifang was so happy today.

Because there was something that made Gu Meifang happier than her daughter's pregnancy.

"No, Damao, no, you won't be doing homework for a long time."

Xu Damao didn't react at first, and felt a little embarrassed as if the arrow was on the string and had to be shot.

"Meifang, could it be that you are pregnant too?"

Gu Meifang looked at Xu Damao with charming eyes and said "hmm" in a voice that only she could hear.

"Oh my God. Meifang, you are really my lucky star. When did you know?"

"I had some dry heaves a few days ago. I went to the health center today and just found out. The doctor said it's been two months. Damao, you have to hold on for another month. Otherwise, you can go find that person and come here. I know you must have had an affair with her."

"Meifang, what are you talking about? Who is it?"

"It's the one whose parents live in my house. I'm a woman, and I can tell that she likes you very much. And the way she looks at you, I know there's something going on between you and her."

Xu Damao realized that Gu Meifang was talking about Fang Xiaoru.

"Damn, you can see that. He and Fang Xiaoru haven't been together many times."

Xu Damao wanted to explain, but Gu Meifang held back what he wanted to say. "Da Mao, I don't care, and don't deny it. In fact, it's normal for you to have several women. In the past, our village's rich man Chen was Xiaoyong's colleague. In addition to the principal wife, he also had five concubines. It's normal for a man with ability to have three wives and four concubines. I'm a widow, but I'm lucky enough to have you take me in, get married and have children with me. Who dares to make fun of me in Baishui Village now? Who will make fun of me and flatter me? I have no objection. Even if you divorce me in the future, I will still be your ex-wife. I'm content, so I'm happy."

There is such a way of thinking! Xu Damao was also a little confused. Is Gu Meifang so avant-garde?

"No, no, Meifang, you can't say that. You can think it, but you can't say it. If it gets out, it will be disastrous."

"Boss, let's just discuss this at home. You're my man, I'm not that stupid. I won't do such a stupid thing as to say something out loud and let you get criticized. I only know that you, Xu Damao, are my man and the father of the baby in my belly. Even if you and I divorce in the future, you will still be the father of my child. Damao, you don't think I'm scheming against you, do you?"

"Meifang, there's nothing wrong with you plotting against me. Having said that, I'll be honest. Meifang, I'm actually a bit of a bad guy. When I hooked up with you, I had actually met my capitalist ex-wife at that time. I just thought you were very pretty, and I wanted to sleep with you and let you follow me. In the end, I succeeded. Maybe, you and I got married because you were afraid that I would dump you and your life would be difficult, so you gave me a child and tied me down for life, and then we would have an inseparable relationship.

I admit this plot. Who made me want to be involved with you in this life? I was afraid that you would be snatched away by someone else. Look, you are so beautiful. When I think of you, I tremble all over and can't control myself with excitement. Do you think I am useless? I am 31 and you are 34. It is the most beautiful period of your life. How could I want you to be touched by others? Besides, after getting the marriage certificate with you, our factory also thinks that I have drawn a clear line with my ex-wife Lou Xiaoe. Now I am free again and have been reinstated. I have to thank you. My dear, you are pregnant with my Xu family's child now. You are a hero, Meifang, you are the great hero of my Xu family."

Xu Damao excitedly picked up Gu Meifang, held her in his arms, and kissed her.

Gu Meifang allowed Xu Damao to do what he wanted. She still felt sweet in her heart. Xu Damao had her in his heart. And she knew that every time Xu Damao handed in his homework to her, he was really trembling as he said. His excited look suddenly appeared in her mind. It proved that Xu Damao was telling the truth.

Gu Meifang helped Xu Damao resolve the embarrassment in her own way, and then took a hot bath with Xu Damao.

"Da Mao, what I just said is true. I trust you now. You will never leave us alone. I know that, and you don't have to deny it. I can see that Fang Xiaoru likes you very much. You can go find her, I have no objection."

"Meifang, how can I deal with what you said?"

"That's nothing. It proves that I'm capable. I'm not jealous."

Xu Damao thought about it and lit a cigarette. "Meifang, you have a very strong sense. It's true that I can't control my lower body. I really had sex with Fang Xiaoru a few times, but since we got married, I haven't looked for her. I swear to God."

Xu Damao told the whole story of how he met Fang Xiaoru, how they became a couple, and how he became jealous of her.

"How should I put it? Her chivalrous spirit attracted me, but her tigress-like personality also scares me. Her Kung Fu is not bad, she learned the internal martial arts of the Ruyi Sect. Meifang, I will tell you everything you should and shouldn't say."

"Da Mao, do you think your ex-wife will come back? If she comes back, what will we do after the New Year? How about we get divorced in the future, so that you won't be embarrassed when the time comes. After all, she is the queen."

"Hey, Meifang, you're thinking too far ahead. I guess you will definitely come back, but it will probably take at least ten years. Let's talk about it then. Why think so far ahead. How can it be that you and I just get married this year, have a baby next year, and divorce the year after? It doesn't matter. Besides, can't you give me two or three more children? With children to rely on, what are you afraid of? Besides, Meifang, our family is rich, you don't have to worry about money. You can spend it however you want in the future. You men should keep your words. Whether we get married or divorced, you, Gu Meifang, are my wife, you were, are, and will be. I will not abandon you, just wait to grow old with me."