Xu Damao's Thirty-Six Stratagems in Siheyuan

There were many things that Xu Damao had not expected. On the weekend, Zhang Tengyun and his wife brought Zhang Zhigang to dinner. Not only did Zhang Zhigang like Chen Zhiyu, but Zhang Tengyun's wife, Zhigang's mother, also liked this future daughter-in-law. Chen Zhiyu inherited all the advantages of Gu Meifang: a straight chest, a perky butt, a thin waist, and a charming face. She was tall, 168 cm tall, and often worked in the fields. She was nimble and a healthy woman.

During the chat, Zhang Tengyun also learned that Gu Meifang had been single for many years, and he even brought up the topic of Xu Damao's matchmaking. He also said that this was called a closer relationship.

Xu Damao was also drunk. Just yesterday, he said that Gu Meifang and I were pregnant and had a baby, and now a cheerleader has come here.

"Xiaoyong, you want to learn Kung Fu, right? Uncle Tengyun is an absolute martial arts master. I guess Zhigang is only a second-rate martial artist now, right? Big Brother."

"Zhigang is not as good as his brother. He is just a mediocre person. Damao, do you know why?"

"I don't know, Zhigang doesn't work hard?"

"No, his determination is strong but his body is a little weak. Xingyi Bagua emphasizes decisiveness in killing. According to martial arts, he lacks that kind of energy, so he can never find the flavor of Xingyi Bagua and his progress is very slow. But it's good, so I don't have to worry about this kid hurting people. Nowadays, martial arts training is originally treated as physical training and self-cultivation. Times have changed, and boxing must also change."

"Brother, that's right. From now on, we all have to behave ourselves. But if they bully us, we have to fight back. Otherwise, it would be a shame for our Kung Fu. Why do we practice Kung Fu? Isn't it to protect our family, right?"

Everyone enjoyed the meal, especially the younger ones, who got along well with each other immediately. Xu Damao, the matchmaker, had good taste. If nothing unexpected happened, the matter was basically settled, and they just had to wait for the festival to pass and for Zhang Tengyun's family to pay the betrothal gift and set the wedding date. Zhang Zhigang and Chen Zhiyu were both almost of marriageable age.

There was something even more surprising to Xu Damao. The single Xu Damao was actually noticed by Yu Haitang, the standard factory beauty in the propaganda department's broadcasting room.

Since Yu Haitang entered the factory, she followed the path of Director Yang's nephew Yang Weimin and entered the broadcasting room. Naturally, she married Yang Weimin the following year. Director Yang was demoted to logistics in October this year, sweeping the streets and cleaning the factory, and Yang Weimin was also demoted to the workshop.

Yu Haitang couldn't stand this and immediately filed for divorce from Yang Weimin, not caring that they had a baby daughter.

Yu Haitang is a practical person. After getting divorced, she has dated several people but she is not satisfied with any of them. Now she thinks of the single Xu Damao.

When Xu Damao was standing in the data room, Yu Haitang rushed in. Before Xu Damao could recover, Yu Haitang greeted him warmly because they knew each other since childhood.

"Oh, Yu Dachanghua, this young lady is really getting more and more beautiful. What brought Yu Dachanghua to me?"

"Brother Damao, are you busy? I'm thinking of going to your courtyard and my brother-in-law's house to have a meal today. How about you come with us?"

"Going to Brother Zhuzi's house for dinner? Forget it. My current identity is a bit unclear, so I think it's better not to go. Otherwise, people will spread rumors that Brother Zhuzi and I are colluding and get caught. You know, there are quite a few weirdos in our No. 95 compound."

"Weird? What do you mean?"

"Well, a weirdo is an unusual person. You are a broadcaster, so you know that Liu Haizhong, the current head of the factory's patrol team, is from our courtyard. He is keeping an eye on me and my wife Lou Xiao'e. He said that the sudden disappearance of the Lou family was a conspiracy. There are also two weirdos in the Jia family next door to Zhuzi in the middle courtyard, and the eldest uncle Yi Zhonghai can be considered one of them.

Alas... Yard 95 is really full of hidden dangers. I don’t even dare to enter the yard now. I won’t hide it from you. "

"Is it that serious? Really, you are too paranoid. I don't care. You accompany me to your hospital today, and I will follow you home."

"Haitang, what? Come home with me? What do you mean?"

"Brother Damao, I've liked you for a long time. You used to be a married man. Now, you're single, and I'm single too, so that's fine."

Xu Damao's hair suddenly started to shiver: You must be joking. I won't go on your lousy boat.

"Haitang, please stop talking nonsense. In my eyes, you are just the little sister next door, with the same status as He Yushui. This is an office, please stop talking nonsense. Otherwise, I will be caught in an emotional whirlpool before I have made things clear with the Lou family."

Xu Damao quickly got up, opened the door of the data room that Yu Haitang had just closed, and made a gesture of invitation, "Sister Haitang, please don't go to other posts during working hours. If you are caught by the leader, you will be criticized."

Yu Haitang stamped her feet and left angrily.

Xu Damao patted his heart and said, "It's okay, it's okay. What's going on here? I won't be fooled."

"What did you fool? Who fooled you? Why did it look like Yu Haitang from the broadcasting room? Why did it look for you? Xu Damao, are you trying to hook up with Yu Haitang in class?"

Xu Damao looked back and saw Wu Lingjuan.

"Hey, Chief Wu, don't walk like a cat, without making any sound. You should know that scaring people can kill them. My little heart really can't stand you startling me like that. What if I have a heart attack?"

"Xu Damao, you hooked up with Yu Haitang after not seeing each other for a few days? Let me tell you, Yu Haitang's reputation is not very good now, don't let yourself get caught without eating."

"That has nothing to do with anything. I watched Yu Haitang grow up. She is the younger sister of Yu Li, the canteen chef, and the sister-in-law of He Yuzhu, the chef. How could I ask for trouble? My buddy is handsome and talented, and now he is a rich bachelor. It is easy for him to find a girlfriend. Besides, even rabbits don't eat grass near their burrows, let alone me!"

"Just brag. I came here a few years ago to ask you for help in writing an article about the current situation. I think you are the only one in the department with good writing skills, so please take this job."

"Wu Lingjuan, you really can't ask me for this. The factory hasn't made a final decision on my problem yet. I can't write such a serious article. Come on, I'll give you an idea."

Xu Damao asked Wu Lingjuan to come closer.

Wu Lingjuan, you can give this article to Tong Fanyi. Tong is very active now. I heard that he has exchanges with the main factory and the district. He will definitely be able to write a wonderful article. But Wu Lingjuan, Tong has been too active recently. You just need to pay attention to his movements and don't get involved. Sometimes you need to teach him a lesson so that you can use him more easily. He is a good helper at the moment."

"Tsk, you're talking nonsense. If you don't want to write, just say it directly. It's a bunch of nonsense that is beating around the bush."

"Wu Lingjuan, go back and ask your father for advice. He is an old comrade and has experience."

Xu Damao went to the third canteen before leaving get off work.

"Hi, hi, Chef He. It's time to get off work!"

"Da Mao, what's up? What's going on now? I rarely see you coming to the cafeteria for lunch. Have you ascended to heaven?"

"I have an apprentice now, and he helps me buy things, so he rarely comes to the cafeteria."

"Then why are you coming to see me now..."

"I have something to share with you. Of course, I just figured it out on my own. But I still thought I'd say hello to you. Tonight, Haitang might come to your house for dinner. I'm single now. Haitang came to see me in the afternoon, and her words were so ambiguous that my heart couldn't take it. You told Yu Li that it's okay for Haitang to have her, but it's even better if she doesn't, so don't try to get her hands on me. Zhuzi, do you understand what I mean? I'm not going back to 95 Hospital today. I'll buy you some wine some other day."