Siheyuan Shangpeng
Chapter 84: Shang Mu deceives He Yushui
After putting away the fishing gear, Shang Peng returned to his room and began to stare at the ceiling out of boredom. He actually fell asleep again. Shang Liang didn't wake him up until he came back. When Shang Peng rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up, Shang Liang complained, "Brother, how long have you slept? I see you didn't eat lunch, and there's no leftovers. I'm hungry, brother, can you make something to eat?"
Shang Peng listened to Shang Liang's complaints, got up and washed his face, and replied while washing: "Okay, what to eat? Cook the meat I brought back yesterday? It will go bad if it is left out for too long. How about having braised pork tonight?"
"Okay, you have the final say, but can you do it well? Otherwise, I'll ask Brother Zhuzi to do it, so don't waste it." Shang Liang continued to complain.
"Hey, I have a bad temper. You'll see what I do today. I'll... pull Brother Zhuzi over to make something delicious for you in a little while!"
Shang Liang was stunned by Shang Peng's outrageous behavior. After he reacted, he couldn't help but roll his eyes at Shang Peng.
Shang Peng couldn't help but laugh when he looked at his brother, and said to Shang Liang, "I'll go call Brother Zhuzi back now, and you go to the middle courtyard to call Yushui to come to our house to do homework. By the way, tell Aunt Tian and the others not to cook tonight and come to our house for dinner."
"Okay, I'll go now." Shang Liang said and ran towards the central courtyard.
"Hey! This brat!" Shang Peng said as he dressed up and went out to find He Yuzhu. Except for holidays, He Yuzhu has been living in his master's house recently and seldom returns to the yard.
But it was not far, and only half an hour's walk would bring them there. When Shang Peng called He Yuzhu back, Shang Liang and He Yushui were already doing their homework in the house. He Yuzhu greeted them and went to the kitchen to busy themselves.
Shang Peng couldn't help much, so he was ready to take a look at Shang Liang and He Yushui's homework. He came to the two of them and looked at He Yushui's homework first. Hmm! Not bad, no mistakes, the small characters were also very delicate. He looked at Shang Liang's homework again. This time he almost sent Shang Peng away.
Shang Liang is doing his Chinese homework. The question is: "Please use the word '一...便...' to make a sentence." Shang Liang wrote that my brother defecates as soon as he finishes his meal! When did I defecate as soon as I ate? Could it be that he was writing about his eldest brother? No, it must be Brother Zhuzi! Yes, it must be Brother Zhuzi!
Another question is: "Please use one...then..." Shang Liang wrote that a child was sold for ten yuan! Who dares to sell a child? Did you buy it?
Shang Peng's blood pressure was a little high due to anger. He had no choice but to stop looking at the Chinese homework and started to look at it. He didn't notice that He Yushui was looking at him with pitiful eyes.
When Shang Peng opened the math homework, he saw big crosses all over the page, which made him dizzy.
Finally, he couldn't help but patted Shang Liang on the back, pointed to a problem on the math homework and asked, "What grade are you in this year? Don't you know how to solve this problem?"
Shang Liang blinked his clear, confused, and somewhat stupid eyes, looked at Shang Peng and said, "Brother, I'm in the third grade this year? Don't you know? Yu Shui and I are in the same class!"
Shang Peng suppressed his anger and pointed at the question and asked, "Third grade, then tell me that fifteen times five equals twenty? How did you figure it out?"
"Wouldn't that mean 55, 25, 15 equals 5, plus 25 equals 20?"
"What? Okay... okay... then why is one hundred and one times one equal to one thousand one hundred and eleven?"
"Isn't that one hundred and one times one plus one hundred and one times one, and the one before that has to be misplaced? Isn't that one thousand one hundred and eleven? Brother, you're still in high school, and you don't even know this? You're so stupid!"
Phew... This was the laughter that He Yushui couldn't hold back.
Phew... This was the sound of Shang Peng vomiting blood because of anger.
Shang Peng pointed at Shang Liang, then at himself, and then looked at He Yushui. He Yushui smiled and shrugged, indicating that there was nothing he could do.
Shang Shangpeng had no choice but to prepare to guide his brother's homework. At this time, He Yushui spoke: "Brother Peng, are you going to teach Xiaoliang his homework? Then you must be mentally prepared!"
Shang Peng was puzzled. Isn't it easy to learn this? My brother must not have listened carefully in class. Yes! It must be him!
Shang Peng started tutoring Shang Liang. After five minutes, I have to hold back, this is my brother! After ten minutes, you don’t even know this, you are not my brother, I am going to lose my temper! After twenty minutes, forget it, let’s destroy it, I will kill him if I have a gun, what species is he? He must not be my brother!
He Yushui had already finished his homework, and was standing by watching the two brothers, one listening in pain while the other spoke with gritted teeth!
When Mr. and Mrs. Shang returned home, they saw the two brothers lying on the table, looking hopeless. He Yushui was watching them happily. Mrs. Shang quietly walked over to He Yushui and asked, "What happened to them?"
He Yushui replied with a smile: "Brother Peng was teaching Xiaoliang, and this is what happened while he was teaching!"
Shang Peng suddenly stood up and looked at his father and asked, "Dad, didn't you two teach Xiaoliang to study?"
Mr. Shang was confused and asked, "Do I need to be taught? How come I don't know? Do you know, mother?"
"I don't know. I never taught them, but they all got into college!" Shang's mother also answered strangely.
"It seems so. So, let's just ignore it?"
"Don't worry about it. If you can't learn it, just join the army. You won't starve to death anyway."
"Well, you two are right. I was worrying too much. Oh! I'll go see Brother Zhuzi."
"..." This time it was He Yushui's turn to be confused. What was going on? Shouldn't it be a mixed doubles match? How could it not happen? It was over already? Who was I? Where was I? Why didn't he study?
At this time, Shang's mother suddenly said to He Yushui: "Yushui, come to your aunt to check your homework. You can't be like Xiaoliang. You should be like your sister Xue. If you don't know something, you should ask the teacher. You must study hard and go to college like your sister Xue. You will have a good job when you graduate."
He Yushui was even more confused, why?
Mother Shang seemed to see He Yushui's confusion and said to him, "We have two college students in our family, and your brother Peng will be a college student soon. Whether Xiaoliang is good at studying or not, we can make arrangements for him. But your family can't do that. Your father is a chef, and your brother is also a chef. You should study hard and become a college student. When you have the ability, you can help your brother, right, Xiao Yushui?"
He Yushui seemed to have figured something out, nodded, and said to Shang's mother: "Aunt, I will definitely study hard and help my brother more in the future!"
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