Genshin Impact: Report to the Emperor! Xiao Shen is creating people again

On why dragons can't wear collars.

Shen Qianluo's first reaction after hearing this was actually to think.

Is it true that dragons can’t wear collars?

He tried to imagine Zhongli and the one on his neck...

!

Shen Qianluo almost choked himself.

If the boy stood in front of the man, looking down at him sitting upright, the well-fitting clothes ironed on his body would fit him neatly.

The gaze from the dragon's pupils was gentle, but its eyebrows were deep, as if every strand of brown hair announced to the world the dragon's calm character, but there was a collar of ambiguous meaning fastened around its neck.

The chain hanging from the neck meets the boy's hand, which may be a blasphemy, or it may be a restraint on the wildness under the gentle appearance of the dragon. But the extremely frivolous dark leather outlines a soft curve, which perfectly blends with the noble and mature temperament.

"Qian Luo." More likely, the pair of deep dragon eyes would gaze at him gently like a gentleman, and call his name in a low and warm voice...

Shen Qianluo stopped thinking.

The next second, his ahoge stood up, and he was at a loss, covering his slightly red cheeks.

He, is he thinking about something weird?

Sano:?

Is that funny? He hasn't even started to explain the joke!

Prisoner? Enemy? Stranger?

The soul's confidant! The strange fate of jokes! The art of the strong!

"Have you figured it out? The reason why a dragon can't wear a collar is because a collar is a circle, and a dragon is a "line" that can pass through the "circle."

Tinari: ...

Longlong:.

Shen Qianluo:?

After a long silence, Tinari shook his head helplessly: "Don't take it too seriously, they are all like this when they like to tell jokes."

"It seems that you are the only one who understands me." Sai Nuo turned his gaze to Shen Qianluo, staring at the boy's expression from confusion to surprise and then to thoughtfulness, and nodded slightly, "Sai Nuo."

"Hmm?" Tinari looked at the disciplinary officer who called him, hesitant to speak.

Then, Sai Nuo continued to stare at Shen Qianluo's every move seriously: "My name is Sai Nuo, his name is A Luo, the reason why we can understand each other is because of - Sai Luo."

Tinari: ...

Longlong:.

Shen Qianluo:?

The scene fell into another long silence, but after all, he was the knowledgeable young master of Sky Island. At this moment, Shen Qianluo's eyes flashed and he came to his senses.

Looking into the eyes of Senor, the boy's mind finally became active, and he smiled gracefully: "Then, Mr. Disciplinary Officer, do you know why Disciplinary Officers cannot wear collars?"

Seno was startled: "You are the one asking me this question. This feeling... is a bit strange."

As he spoke, he began to think deeply.

After all, no matter how the discipline officer looks at it, it will not be a...

One?

"I've heard some jargon when I was arresting criminals. Disciplinary officers wear belts, and in certain situations, they call law enforcement officers like us cops..."

"No." Shen Qianluo drooped her eyelashes, her temperament was elegant, and her figure was like pine and bamboo. She calmly denied Seno's answer and lowered her voice, "Because the discipline officer is the wind, and the wind can't be locked by the collar."

Tinari: ...

Longlong:.

Seno:!

Seno's eyes suddenly became clear, and he could not help but take a step forward, as if a long drought had finally brought him rain, or a rain brought him back to a confidant: "So that's how it is. It's a simple answer, but it's reasonable everywhere. If it weren't for the different standpoints, you would indeed be the first person who can understand these funny things."

Tinari finally held his forehead with his hand: "It's over."

Longlong bit Shen Qianluo's hand that was touching him, and made a gurgling sound deep in his throat, as if trying to wake up his fallen soul.

The squirrel flew back to the thick tree trunk and lay on it, probably because it ran too fast and collapsed into a ball, feeling a little exhausted.

"Did he find out? It's really too obvious that he was peeping..."

The shadow of a girl quietly poked her head out from the treetops, looking cautious, with worry flashing across her grass-green eyes. "What should I do? Why did that person suddenly visit Xumi? If I saw him like that...will he come to silence me?"

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Seno chose to tell jokes, firstly to test Shen Qianluo's character (no one knows why the understanding of cold jokes can be used as a judgment of character), and secondly because after hearing what Tinari said about what he had seen along the way, he did not think that Shen Qianluo was a treacherous and evil person.

Instead, the other party frankly stated that his target was the god of Xumi, and the recent abnormalities in the Teaching Court had indeed attracted the attention of the two.

So it became the current situation:

"Even after such a situation, he still hasn't shown up. I guess no matter what method you use, you won't be able to see the Grass God."

"Indeed, we know very little about that god, and there has been no news for many years. It would be difficult to meet him."

"At least with my connections, I can't have an audience with the gods."

Three people and a dragon sat around a table, huddled together, secretly discussing the important matter of meeting the gods.

Shen Qianluo had a great adaptability to the flavors of Xumi's cuisine, and gave good reviews to all except sour, bitter, greasy, rough, not delicate enough, and not very beautiful.

Especially desserts.

He even tried to feed Longlong, who ate slowly and gracefully.

Compared to Shen Qianluo, who was a bit picky about taste, Longlong could accept all kinds of unformed seafood delicacies that were made with exquisite ingredients and authentic cooking methods. Even when holding the delicacies with his small claws, every move was naturally refined and elegant.

At least in Shen Qianluo's eyes, dragons are extremely cute, easy to raise and cost-effective, and are the best dragons in the world.

So just now, after he sat down, he waved his hand domineeringly and blurted out, "Boss, give me all these delicacies. The toys at home are precious. Remember to put the salty, thick, and soupless ones first, and the light, thin, and soupy ones later, and..."

Tinari, who was really annoyed, quickly stopped him and said, "Don't forget our purpose in coming to Xumi City. Don't attract too much attention."

"How can Longlong suffer such injustice? We can only wait until the goal of this trip is achieved, and then we can have a good taste with him." Caressing Longlong lovingly, the young man sighed and stopped, but suddenly his eyes fell on a tall, upright, blue-haired, and extraordinary temperament waiter beside him.

The waiter glanced calmly and then looked at the boy: "That's all you want, right?"

"That's right, that's all, no more." The other party's voice was a little hoarse, and Shen Qianluo nodded confidently, watching the tall blue-haired man leave, then retracted his gaze, and the corners of his mouth rose silently.

"Well, let's get down to business. Given the current situation, the only way to meet the Grass God is to force the Order to make their god appear in person."