Genshin Impact: Report to the Emperor! Xiao Shen is creating people again

Mr. Zhongli can’t…

Zhongli can’t…

no……?

As soon as Ying'er finished speaking, she saw Shen Qianluo's frightened expression.

That flawless and handsome face revealed an unusual look of surprise, making him look more like a kind and innocent young master from a wealthy family, rather than the handsome and handsome young god who assisted Emperor Geo as stereotyped by the people of Liyue and recorded in historical books.

After all, Shen Qianluo looked outstanding, proud, and scheming, but in fact he was a very self-aware god from beginning to end. When it came to love, he knew that he was ignorant, so it was natural for him to humbly ask for advice.

Therefore, Ying'er, who was overwhelmed by the boy's cuteness, could not help but soften her expression. She looked at the boy with an inexplicably loving (?) look and explained in detail...

The scenario diagram is as follows.

"'No'... is it a specific description that is commonly used among humans to refer to certain words and deeds?" Pinching his chin and thinking for a moment, recalling the question Ying'er had just asked, Shen Qianluo roughly summarized some concepts.

"Lord Xiaoshen is truly of noble character. He must have never been exposed to the vulgar vocabulary used by us street villains." Ying'er laughed softly.

"Think about it, you are the beloved deity of so many people in Liyue. They love and protect you so much that it's hard for an ordinary person to say such words to you. Hey, I hope I don't offend Lord Xiaoshen by saying this?"

Really, no one dares to tease the great young master, because the emperor loves him very much, and no one dares to speak wildly to Master Xiaoshen. Shen Qianluo blinked his eyes: "No problem. I am not some devil who doesn't know how to adapt. Humans have a much higher control over emotions than gods. Qianluo is here to learn humbly."

"Then I will speak frankly. May I ask how Mr. Zhongli would treat Master Xiaoshen at night?"

"Well... ahem, those things, like kissing and hugging, sleeping in the same bed, etc..."

"? Is it just to this extent?"

"? ... Isn't this the way humans express intimacy? I've read books about this, and I know that Ali also likes this kind of affection."

"Of course it won't pass the review if it's not written in the book. Um... Lord Xiaoshen..."

"what happened?"

"You... don't feel uncomfortable?"

"...From a universal perspective, it does feel a bit strange. Could it be that Ali's abnormality is also the case? Perhaps human lovers have a unique way of expressing themselves that they haven't told us yet?"

"Haha... So that's how it is. I now understand now that you explained it this way. If I tell you about it without permission, I'm afraid Mr. Zhongli will blame me. If Lord Xiaoshen is really curious, why don't you go home earlier and have a good talk with Mr. Zhongli and be honest with each other?"

At the very end, Ying'er, who couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, added: "By the way, if you want to say the best gift, it has to be you, Lord Xiaoshen~"

Shen Qianluo, who was pushed out of the door, couldn't help but look back and refute: "A-Li and I are together every day. How can you express your feelings by using me as a gift?"

"Okay, okay, you should go home soon~"

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Shen Qianluo looked at Zhongli seriously, with a puzzled and depressed look on his face.

Zhongli looked at him with a slightly amused look, and secretly sighed in his heart again at the young man's ignorance of the world... Wouldn't it scare him when he eats it in the future?

"She only told me that the real night should be more exciting. Hmm... the range of motion should be bigger? Does Ali have any idea? Don't be shy, if it's a good suggestion, as Longlong's reliable boyfriend, I will adopt it."

"!" As he was speaking, Shen Qianluo seemed to suddenly remember something. His expression changed, and his eyes trembled for a moment. He pulled Longlong over and skillfully sat on him. He lowered his eyes slightly, and said in a rare obedient and nervous tone, "There is something I should confess to Longlong..."

Zhongli's eyes were gentle. He hugged him and raised his hand to tidy up the boy's hair that was scattered around his ears: "Don't worry about it. No matter what you said, I will never blame you."

So Shen Qianluo raised his eyes and looked at him, his gaze settled down, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he said something shockingly cheerful: "I am not clean."

Zhongli:?

Tianxing, who was floating on the side, almost slipped and flew out.

Of course, he was ready to kill in one second, rushing to the sky, ready to strike, aiming to punish the man who dared to bully his own boy.

His breath was instantly suppressed, but he tried his best to control it in his breathing. Fortunately, knowing that Shen Qianluo's words were out of control, Zhongli maintained his calmness to reconfirm the facts, tightened his arms, and the action of holding the child became strong and passionate.

"Such words should not be spoken casually as a joke. Qianluo, do you know the meaning of this?"

Perhaps he was aware that there was a generation gap between his emotional common sense and everyone else's (?), Shen Qianluo was held in his arms, tilted his head to immerse in the familiar smell, and rubbed his cheek uncomfortably.

"…Is it considered unclean that I saw something I shouldn't have seen?…Is Longlong angry?"

……

Zhongli felt that he still had a long way to go in training Shen Qianluo.

His sudden nervous mood calmed down a little. After the boy's unconscious provocations, his eyes gradually dimmed. He seemed to casually pass over the boy's fair and delicate neck and opened his lips very lightly.

Soft, fluffy, warm... it's really hard for Long to bear...

"Qianluo, I know you are curious about love. We know each other and love each other. If you don't understand something, I should teach you. Don't bother others anymore."

The five fingers crossed invisibly, Shen Qianluo was a little surprised: "Longlong actually knows?"

During the conversation, he could even feel the warmth approaching the back of his neck, and the magnetic voice brushing against his ear: "I'll teach you."