Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Fortunately, this guy still has some sense of shame. When Fury thought of this, his expression became increasingly obscene.

"Mr. Li, you don't want the fact that you snatched a kid's lollipop to become widely known, do you?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Did you go to a country where life is pretty good to study?"

Li Youqian felt a chill, thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, used his memory to convert it into a video, and then showed it to Heiludan.

The video was of Black-Braised Egg doing gymnastics moves. "Black-Braised Egg, you don't want this video of yours to be widely circulated, do you?"

Humph! You are still a naive person to threaten me!

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Fury's body froze, but his expression remained calm. "Mr. Li, don't forget, I'm a secret agent. How could I be afraid of losing face?"

Haha, I don’t know whose eyes were scratched by a cat, but he has been claiming that his eyes were scratched by the betrayal of an important person.

If you want to save face, I will eat you for the rest of my life after watching this video!

Li Youqian smiled and placed the video in front of Hei Braised Egg, and was about to forward it to Tony.

And accompanied by text, let me show you something awesome, I just took a video of black braised eggs doing gymnastics, hahahaha!

"Stop, stop, we can discuss something." Fury quickly spoke out to stop him. If he didn't stop him, he would be socially dead!

Li Youqian put down his phone, his face full of coldness and ruthlessness, "I still prefer your unruly look!"

"Ahem, what I said just now was wrong. Actually, I came here mainly to make Mr. Li pay attention to the social impact.

Although Tony Stark is quite influential, if Mr. Li keeps doing this every day, problems will arise sooner or later.

You can't join the team I'm about to form, the Avengers!"

Li Youqian was about to refuse, but he had already joined the Justice League formed by Tony, okay.

What did he suddenly think of? After thinking about it, he subconsciously asked, "Did Coulson from your SHIELD deal with a mysterious hammer?"

"It does happen."

Fury was secretly shocked. During this period, Coulson had indeed gone out on a mission and was indeed dealing with a mysterious hammer.

But how did Li Youqian know this? Is it his ability to predict the future? You know, last time, Tony Black Mirror obtained the information from the SHIELD computer.

Fury has started using paper for all important information since then.

The only eye's degree has dropped a lot. Why did it drop? Because Black Sauce Egg wants to maintain his mysterious atmosphere.

That is, the lighting in his office was unusually dim, and every time he looked at paper documents he could not see them clearly, and he had to be very close to them.

During this period, Heiludan felt that his only eye was about to go blind.

Otherwise, I should change the light bulb next time, and change it to a brighter one! Damn it! My mysterious temperament!

Li Youqian didn't know that Heiludan was struggling over whether to make his own office brighter, knowing that people would definitely complain.

No, in your office you only have two eyes and a mouth. What kind of temperament do you have? You obviously want to scare people, okay!

"I'm going to go take a look at that hammer. After that, I'll think about whether or not to join the Avengers."

As soon as these words were spoken, Fury agreed without even thinking.

Anyway, judging by the intelligence, it seems that the hammer just can't be lifted, and it doesn't seem to have any effect on S.H.I.E.L.D.

If this could bring a strong person to SHIELD, it would be a good choice.

"I'll send someone to take you to the airport sometime tomorrow. We'll be there in a few hours by flying a Quinjet."

"You don't need to tell me the exact location!" Li Youqian said, and took out the pink door.

Fury also knew the power of this portal. His eyes lit up as he looked at it, and then he revealed the landing location of the mysterious hammer.

Li Youqian kicked open the door, pondered for a while, and suddenly asked casually, "By the way, have you found all the Hydras in S.H.I.E.L.D."

"Of course I've found them all!" Fury said this without blushing or beating his heart, and he was very confident.

Li Youqian looked at Hei Lu Dan's unusually confident face, then looked at Grant Ward, the Hydra agent hiding in S.H.I.E.L.D., who was smiling on the other side of the portal.

I was immediately speechless.

Grant Ward is a Level 7 agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the adopted son of John Garrett, a Hydra agent also hiding in S.H.I.E.L.D.

I followed him at the beginning, and after he was exposed, I worked as a Hydra agent for a while.

Then he decisively turned against S.H.I.E.L.D., killed a Hydra leader, and rejoined S.H.I.E.L.D.

Then he turned against Hydra and became the American comic version of Lu Bu. He jumped between Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D.

What happened next was even more outrageous. Ward was jumping and suddenly found that Hydra was gone, having been destroyed by S.H.I.E.L.D.

As a result, he reorganized Hydra himself!

I'm shocked, what's going on?

If it weren't for the fact that this guy was parasitized and infected by a villain called Hive in the later period.

This guy can continue to be a fence-sitter and take sides.

Li Youqian patted Hei Lu Dan's shoulder meaningfully and said, "We haven't succeeded in finding the undercover agent yet, comrade, you still need to work harder!"

Fury listened to Li Youqian's meaningful words, looked at the door, and saw Ward smiling brightly inside, and his brainstorming began.

Ward, who was stared at by the two men, felt a chill on his back and felt uneasy.

What's going on? Have I been discovered? Impossible! I'm smiling so brightly, how could I be a Hydra?

.......

A short-handled warhammer that looks ordinary, but it stands there as if it has taken root, and no one can lift it.

Even a professional tow truck couldn't tow it away. There were three people standing around, namely Li Youqian, Fury and the honest man Coulson.

The three men were pointing at the hammer, and Coulson pointed at the hammer and explained: "We have tried it with professional lifting equipment;

Even though it was improvised, it was able to pull 100 tons, but the hammer didn’t budge at all.”

"Of course. This hammer is called Thor's Hammer. Only a kind-hearted and upright person can lift it."

Li Youqian then shouted, "You two, get out of the way. I'll show you the beauty of my soul."

Li Youqian rubbed his hands and pulled, but Thor's hammer did not move at all.

Li Youqian coughed lightly, turned around, and the Thor's hammer, which was standing in place, disappeared.

The two people next to him were stunned, "Where's the hammer?"

"Don't be anxious, let the hammer fly for a while!" After a few minutes, Li Youqian took out his mobile phone and looked at the message.

Li Youqian reached behind his butt and took out a Thor's hammer that was exactly the same as the one he just used and put it back where it was.

"See, I told you I could lift it!"

Coulson stared at the hammer that had been put back in place for a while before he slowly said, "Why does this hammer feel a little new?"

"It's none of my business! I'm a hen! Maybe you're dazzled, this is what Thor's hammer looks like!" Li Youqian's face was full of sincerity.

Fury and Coulson said that if the guy in front of them was not Li Youqian, but someone else, they might have believed it.