Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Chapter 68: I’ll beat you into a retard!

Nothing really happened afterwards, and Li Youqian entered his retirement life early. After all, there were only a few days left before the three-year period was up.

Li Youqian is about to return to his position, bah! He is about to return to Marvel.

Li Youqian was lying in the Small World Villa when he suddenly thought of a question and pulled out A Guang who was sleeping in his mind.

Ah Guang was confused. He was just sleeping soundly! How come he was suddenly caught?

Li Youqian looked at him and asked a question with a smile, "Can I come to this One Punch Man world next time?"

A Guang, the little ball of light, stretched out his two little hands and patted his face to wake himself up.

He began to explain, "It shouldn't be possible? We have messed up the plot so much, because the plot changes have absorbed a lot of world energy,

The world consciousness must want to drive us away. The reason we were able to hold on for three days was because I took advantage of this ignorant world and used a little world energy to directly obtain three years of residence rights!

Now that the time has come, he must be eager to go with us!"

Li Youqian thought of the gods in the plot, "Is the world consciousness the god in the plot? That strange sphere?"

"It can only be regarded as a small part of the world consciousness. The so-called god should be called negative planetary consciousness."

"Is there no way to return to this world?"

"I think I can pay a little more world energy next time, but it should be very expensive. I can ask for you!"

A Guang looked very timid and made suggestions very sincerely.

Li Youqian nodded and asked A Guang to work faster. A Guang, the light ball instantly returned to Li Youqian's body.

A strange message spread out from Li Youqian's body, as if he was communicating with something.

After a while, Ah Guang ran out and said happily, "The world consciousness of this world says that the world energy you need to punch in ten times is

You can stay in this world for one more year, and a thousand times you can get permanent residency!

You know, one check-in opportunity is only worth 100 points in the world. With only points, you can get permanent residency. Isn't it tempting?

I can give you a loan!"

Li Youqian stared at A Guang, feeling a little guilty.

"Haha, Boss Li, why are you looking at me like that? I'm embarrassed!"

Snap!

Li Youqian hit A Guang on the head with a knife, and a dialog box instantly appeared above A Guang's head.

"Damn it, you're using this trick again. I didn't cheat you. I just turned five times into ten times, and five hundred times into a thousand times, to make some agency fees!

Damn it! This ability is too unfriendly! I really didn't mean to cheat you. I even lent you 90,000 world energies. Just give 90,000 and return 130!"

Li Youqian: "......, I was wondering why you are so proactive? After all this time, you still want to trick me, right? You are such an evil kid, A Guang!"

Ah Guang was weak and helpless. "Well, it was just a slip of the tongue, just a slip of the tongue!"

Li Youqian knocked A Guang several times like knocking a wooden fish before he stopped.

"Exchange your punch-in opportunities these days for world energy. I want to see why you like world energy so much!"

Ah Guang was a little confused, "Ah, this is not right! This is against the rules!"

A fist as big as a sandbag appeared in front of A Guang.

A Guang silently took out three white energy balls, each ball of world energy represented a check-in opportunity.

Li Youqian felt that his three punch-in opportunities were reduced and nodded silently. It turned out that he still had a considerable amount of authority.

He took an energy ball in his hand, thought for a while, and swallowed it in one gulp.

I instantly felt a force strengthening my body, soul, and even my own template.

World energy seemed to be a panacea. Li Youqian took out two other balls of world energy and used his own power of thinking.

After a strange fluctuation, a large amount of heroic potions appeared in front of Li Youqian.

By utilizing the world's energy, one can actually create things out of thin air?

Li Youqian finally understood the world consciousness of One Punch Man and why A Guang wanted world energy so much.

I'm afraid this kind of thing is hard currency in all the worlds. Damn, A Guang just cheated me out of a loan, and he paid nine out of thirteen back. Isn't this usury?

Li Youqian looked at Ah Guang's evil smile and felt a little headache because Ah Guang had a psychological trauma from being beaten on the head every day.

"A Guang, since there are 500 check-in opportunities, which is world energies, okay, give it to this world's world consciousness!"

Ah Guang instantly became excited, ignoring the pain in his head, and took out a contract, "Really? Then sign the contract. As long as you pay back the principal and interest within ten years, I won't rush you!"

Li Youqian was surprised. "When did I ask you for a loan? You must have embezzled a lot of my world energy before. It must be you who paid for it!"

A Guang: "......, no, I don't have any world energy! I'm very poor!"

"Then where did you get the world energy to lend to me?"

Li Youqian's words silenced A Guang. A Guang squeezed his body, trying to reduce his presence, and slowly flew towards Li Youqian.

You want to play dumb, but I, Li Youqian, don’t agree!

"A Guang? With the intelligence of your system, being knocked unconscious doesn't seem to affect the operation of the system itself.

You said I knocked you out every day, but based on the system's instincts, it seems to be working fine!"

Li Youqian's eerie and terrifying voice reached A Guang's ears, and A Guang's flying movements froze instantly, with an anthropomorphic crying expression appearing on the light ball.

"Fifty thousand world energies, even if I were to give my life I couldn't get them together. I can only take out forty thousand, not a single drop left.

Boss Li, you have 100 check-in opportunities for your special achievement, which is equivalent to the energy of worlds, but the total is only !"

Li Youqian had no sympathy for A Guang's painful expression. "So just now you were going to lend me 40,000, but you said it was 90,000. You are not as ruthless as loan sharks! You are eating shit!"

Ah Guang rolled on the ground, "Even if you squeeze me to pieces, leaving not a penny, I still can't come up with 50,000!"

Li Youqian was a little disgusted, "Okay, okay, I'll lend you 10,000 yuan. The old rule is nine out of 13! I'll pay it back in ten years.

Otherwise I will beat you into a retard and let the system run instinctively.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter whether you’re here or not!”

A Guang: I am torn! Everything you said is my words!

"With our relationship, why would I need any interest? You are my honorable host!" A Guang asked weakly.

Li Youqian muttered to himself in a weird tone, "Hey, who just said to lend me 90,000 and return 90% of the money?"

A Guang: “…”

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