Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

A Guang in Li Youqian's mind felt that his life in the system was hopeless and it was over.

I can no longer save up so much world energy to spend on the Goddess System. I have ignored her for a long time because of my injury.

I can’t earn that much energy during this period, and the goddess system has begun to be dissatisfied. If this goes on, she will ignore me!

"No, A Guang, you are actually a dog licker? And you lick the system? After all this time, you still have a gender, are you female?"

Li Youqian's voice came into his mind. A Guang looked at the dialog box above his head and fell silent.

Can you just die? You bastard! What do you mean by female? Can't I be a male?

Or are you interested in all systems? You are really hungry and can eat anything!

"I can see it!" Li Youqian had just finished speaking when a finger drilled into his head frantically, and a skull burst directly onto A Guang's head.

Ah Guang had no choice but to answer honestly, "The system has no gender, gender is meaningless, but it has emotions! If you think you are a man, you are a man, and if you think you are a woman, you are a woman."

As Guang spoke, he became more excited. "What is a dog licker? That's called affection! Tsk, you just turned 18, you know shit!"

Li Youqian: "......" Close to the face and open it wide?

Li Youqian's head exploded, which made him understand the anger of a single man!

After Li Youqian beat up A Guang, he couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "By the way, can your systems still find connections with each other?"

"The system also wants to communicate with its fellows. There are some powerful systems.

They united to create a special way of communication similar to the Internet. As long as they paid a little world energy, they could use it.

I got to know my goddess through this, although I never met her, I just chatted with her. "

As Guang was talking, he became more excited, but Li Youqian grasped the point, "You are in an online relationship, be careful of being cheated, I'm telling you!

Anyway, I don't care about you. Don't think of deducting the opportunity to punch in for the energy conversion in my world!"

Li Youqian was extremely dissatisfied with A Guang. This damn system withheld the world's energy just to please other systems.

despise!

Ah Guang was anxious, "Humph! You are just jealous that I have a goddess. I was about to meet her in person and I have already obtained her world coordinates.

I didn't make it because I was seriously injured. Just wait, my goddess will definitely not lie to me.

She must be white and big! Most of the systems are light balls, the whiter the better looking. "

A Guang explained the aesthetics of judging whether a system is beautiful.

Li Youqian touched his chin with some disdain, "Then save your own energy, just don't touch mine.

I guess the system that contacted you is dark and small, maybe, maybe it's just to cheat you of energy!"

Seeing that A Guang was determined not to believe what he said, Li Youqian ignored him.

He turned around and looked around, then closed the live broadcast room first. As for the part where he beat up Guang just now, if anyone saw it, then so be it.

Li Youqian didn't plan to explain anything as he heard a ding in his ear.

"Special achievement completed, get 100 check-in opportunities!"

Li Youqian smiled happily.

Saitama, who had just climbed out of the spaceship, pointed at Li Youqian and asked Genos who was standing beside him.

"What happened to Li Youqian? Why are you suddenly smiling so lasciviously?"

Genos had a serious expression, "Maybe he was a little happy after dealing with that alien, a joyful smile, although it was a bit lascivious indeed!"

Li Youqian's smile froze, -`д′-

With an expressionless face, he began to absorb the energy from the corpses of the monsters in the suburbs of City Z, and absorbed it for a long time.

Only then did he turn around with satisfaction and walked towards the S-class heroes, ignoring Saitama who couldn't speak human language.

At this time, a group of S-class heroes were surrounding Pochi, not knowing how to deal with him.

Because Bang found that Pochi was like a dog, and he sat when he was asked to. Some heroes thought that this dog-shaped monster could be taken away for research.

But some heroes think it’s better for the monster to be dead.

"I agree that this weirdo should be beaten to death. Oxer will always be Oxer, bah! A weirdo will always be a weirdo!"

Li Youqian said to Boqi: "Suck, suck, suck!"

Pochi ran over happily, then Li Youqian touched his head, did a backflip, and disappeared on the spot with it.

Then it appeared in front of everyone again, "OK, solved, I destroyed it directly!"

The S-class heroes looked at each other, stopped arguing, and said nothing more.

Just kidding, Li Youqian in front of us can solve the existence of that terrifying alien. No one wants to know where Li Youqian took that weirdo.

Moreover, everyone can see the contributions Li Youqian has made to the Hero Association, and they trust Li Youqian more.

Li Youqian smiled and said, "Why are you standing there? This time we have accomplished a great success. Let's go out for a celebration banquet!"

The Hero Association will reimburse you, right?"

Li Youqian looked at Xiqi who hurried over and said with a smile.

Xiqi nodded quickly, "Of course, you can choose any place and order whatever you want to eat!"

"Okay!"

.......

Subsequently, reconstruction of the suburbs of City Z was stopped because no one lived there.

However, there are still some monsters from the Monster Association roaming around the suburbs of City Z. After all the powerful monsters are dealt with, the weak ones are left to the ABC-level heroes to deal with.

Li Youqian and many S-class heroes had a good meal, and the Pig God even ate up all the stock in the five-star hotel.

Xiqi's face turned a little green.

After everyone had a delicious meal, they went back to their homes and looked after their mothers.

Under the leadership of Saitama and Genos, Li Youqian found the black sperm who was being bullied by a dog. He was about to go home when he suddenly froze.

Saitama's face turned as black as charcoal, and he remembered that his house had been bombed.

Damn it, why am I so miserable today? Black sperm bullied by a dog: "....." No matter how miserable you are, can it be as miserable as me?

Li Youqian smiled, took Saitama and Genos, and disappeared on the spot with a backflip.

In the small world behind him, Saitama stared at the villa in front of him in amazement.

"What the hell is this?"

Li Youqian explained calmly, "This is one of my abilities. I own a small world, which can be regarded as a place to stay. Anyway, I have nowhere to stay today, so I'll just stay here!"

Saitama looked at the Mosquito Girl in maid costume who suddenly ran out, and his eyes seemed to say, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person.

Li Youqian said righteously, "Don't get the wrong idea, this is the mosquito girl from before, she did a lot of bad things before, but I helped her because of her.

I let her go, but unfortunately, she could not escape death penalty, but could not escape punishment for her crime.

But you have to know that I am not a horse releaser, so it is good to spare her the death penalty, so she is responsible for cleaning for me and tidying up the small world.

As for, she wears clothes like this because she likes this kind of clothes, not because of me! "

Saitama: "Ah, yes, yes!"

Li Youqian (?▼益▼): "Am I a pervert? How could I force her to wear a maid outfit? Mosquito girl, you said I didn't force you, right?"

The mosquito girl shook her body subconsciously, remembering her miserable life when she couldn't eat Maoxuewang some time ago, and was afraid that Li Youqian would be angry.

"Master, he didn't force me, I did it willingly! Wuuuuu, please don't deny me the Maoxuewang!"

It would be fine if Saitama looked at Li Youqian with a perverted look, but Genos, why are you joining in on the fun?

Li Youqian remained silent, feeling that the more he explained, the worse it got. "I'm really not a pervert!"

Saitama and Genos: "Ah, yes, yes!"