Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian was at home, talking passionately about his experience of time traveling.

He is definitely the hero of a cool novel, loved by everyone and flowers bloom wherever he goes.

It creates an image of a bright, just, and perfect time traveler with superhuman moral standards!

Mother Li, Father Li:..............

They didn't believe anything their son said at all. They had watched this brat grow up.

My strength has become stronger. I guess I will have the moral standard of Superman in the morning, and become A-Zu at noon, and then I won’t eat beef in the evening!

When you are weak, you will probably be very stealthy, play a safe and cautious game, and be very cunning.

This is also why Li's father and mother were not worried at all when he ran away from home.

Because he is the only one who makes others suffer!

In the end, the two men couldn't stand the brat's bragging about himself anymore.

Father Li changed the subject immediately, "Alright, alright, stop talking, you are awesome, that's for sure, after all, you are my son!

Come down first, or you won’t be able to eat this meal!"

Before Li Youqian came back, dinner was ready at home.

"Oh my! Why does Dad still insist on this crappy habit of not talking while eating!"

Li Youqian waved his hand, jumped down from the dining table, and passionately recounted his experience. He must stand higher!

So I just said this while standing at the dinner table at home!

Father Li: Isn't the point to not talk during meals? You stood at the table, talking eloquently, while your mother and I sat beside it.

No matter how you think about it, it's strange, it's simply the opposite of what God wants!

The family started to eat. The food cooked by my mother was very authentic and tasted like home!

Li Youqian enjoyed the meal very much!

Li's mother suddenly thought of a tricky question, "Oh, right! Are you going to repeat your studies, son?"

Li Youqian: ?????? Repeat?

"What do you mean by repeating the exam? With my college entrance exam results that I guessed correctly, shouldn't I be admitted to Tsinghua University or Peking University?"

"Hahahahahaha!" Father Li almost spit out the food in his mouth.

His son is always so confident. I really don’t understand what sleeping position he used to have that kind of daydream every day.

Li Youqian looked at his father mocking him mercilessly. If it were someone else, he would have invited him to join the Human Emperor Banner long ago.

There's nothing I can do about it. It's my fault for having to deal with this dad!

"Even if my guesses weren't all right, at least I can get a bachelor's degree! I can't have all my guesses wrong!"

There was silence again!

This explained everything. His face turned green. What was going on? He had clearly observed it every time.

I had a 50% accuracy rate in guessing questions, so why did I fail so badly during the college entrance examination?

"What about the technical college?"

"According to you, with your score, you can actually enter a junior college, and even choose a top major there.

Known as the Little Tsinghua University of Civil Engineering! "

Mother Li comforted her son since he did not run away from home.

His ability is limited, so it's normal that all his guesses were wrong, as he is usually quite unlucky.

But his son has a big good heart and he never fails to be happy every day.

But he did not run away from home subjectively, and we can't blame him for not looking for his family for such a long time.

As soon as he came back, he gave me a big gift. Great, he is worthy of being my son!

Must be comforted!

When he was a child, he ran to someone else's toilet to play with fire. It was in the countryside, and it was an old toilet.

Above is the toilet, and below is the high-quality biological fertilizer for growing vegetables, which is called manure or manure pit!

Playing with fire in there, being afraid that someone else's toilet would burn down, is like smoking a cigarette to calm down when there is a gas leak.

It was probably because of his son’s good character that time that his body was burned so badly but he didn’t explode, thus saving his life.

Afterwards, they were both furious. It was just a one-night mixed doubles match.

When something happens, no matter how angry you are, what else can you do if the other person is your son?

"You're not talking about the school that Paige's cousin goes to!

After he graduated, he only went home once a year. People who knew him thought he was going to work, but those who didn’t know him thought he was in jail!

That's not right! Then why should I repeat the year?" Li Youqian discovered the key point.

Father Li told the truth very seriously, "Although your score is high enough, we don't have your authorization because you ran away from home.

Helping others fill out their applications without permission is against the law. We will not do anything illegal!

Anyway, for your score, if you repeat the year and retake the exam, there are only two possibilities. One is that your luck is still bad and all your guesses are wrong, so your score is about the same!

The second is to be lucky, the accuracy rate of guessing is quite high, maybe you can get into college,

Might as well repeat it!"

Li Youqian:........., that makes sense. You two are quite law-abiding!

No, the key is whether to repeat or not? He is omnipotent, so why repeat?

"No, no, I'm not going to repeat the year. I've traveled back in time and I'm at the peak of my life. Is it appropriate for me to go to school again?"

"Oh, that's such a shame! Doesn't that mean you only have a high school diploma?"

Li Youqian was shaken by what his mother said. After he came to his senses, he kept complaining in his heart.

What a great Chinese education, it has left such a profound impact on me!

"Even if I have to go to school, I can't not study. If I have to go to school, I'll go to the best university, and then use my super brain and know-it-all to show off! Hahahaha!"

"I like this routine!" As a veteran novel fan, Mr. Li is very supportive of it.

This is the kind of routine he likes at his age, it’s a classic!

Then Father Li added, "So which school should we choose? When will it start?"

"Oh! I'll do it when I have nothing to do!" Li Youqian lay down on the sofa at home and started to act bad!

Familiar feeling, suddenly I don’t want to move!

Father Li:............

After playing badly for a while, Li Youqian looked at the two men, Mr. and Mrs. Li, who were also very happy, and made some complaints.

"Come to think of it, I've been gone for so long, why aren't you guys nervous?

Woohoo, there is no love after all!"

"We were planning to call the police if you didn't come back in a few days!"

Mr. and Mrs. Li felt a little embarrassed when talking about this. They were indeed very generous, but the stereotype that Li was rich was too deep.

He is heartless and cunning. If he meets a swindler, he will fool the swindler.

I really thought he ran away from home!

"Why in a few days?"

"Oh, you only saved a small amount of money. If you calculate carefully, you will probably spend most of it in the next few days. It's time to come back and eat and drink for free. Face the reality!"

The answers given by Li's father and mother left Li Youqian speechless. Think about it carefully.

I really ran away from home, and with my own consumption level, it's almost the same.

Damn it! Is this how thoroughly my parents studied me? It's so scary!