Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

I've heard of work involution, study involution, and weight loss involution.

This is the first time everyone has heard of being a superhero and still being introverted. It’s really outrageous!

Working 23 hours a day, this is not a superhero, it's just a super cow!

Everyone was shocked by Bruce's speech and gave him a thumbs up.

It was getting late, and everyone said they were tired and sleepy and wanted to go back to Wayne Manor to rest.

Li Youqian shook his head in disappointment and sighed, "Mingming, the nightlife has just begun!"

But he reluctantly agreed to their request, opened the portal, and took everyone back to Wayne Manor.

There is no way, this may be related to my tutor? Although I traveled through time after the college entrance examination!

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Everyone returned to Wayne Manor and immediately went to their rooms. Bruce's family was very wealthy.

There were not many people living in Wayne Manor, so there were many empty rooms. Bruce had reserved a room for everyone to live in a long time ago.

The room is fully equipped with everything and even has its own bathroom. All the heroes got beaten up by Steppenwolf today.

I guess after taking a shower and lying on the bed, I will probably fall asleep!

But at this time, Li Youqian did not return to his room, but strode towards the living room.

He hasn’t taken the water from Zimu River yet!

As a result, I looked carefully around the sofa and found that the big bottle of Mother River water was gone.

That is achievable, the female protagonist in the female channel has 108 doses of Zimu River water.

Don’t let some unlucky guy drink it!

However, Li Youqian didn't need to check or scan, as the figure of the housekeeper Ah Fu holding the bottle of Zimu River water immediately appeared in his sight.

"Sir, is this yours? I just found it when I was cleaning the living room!"

"Yes, it's mine. This is actually a gift I brought you. Alfu, you were always bothering Bruce before.

Haven't you been able to continue the Wayne family's bloodline? I brought this to you specially to solve your troubles!"

Li Youqian felt relieved when he saw that it was Ah Fu who took it, since it was not given to him in the first place anyway.

If Ah Fu gave Bruce the water from the Zi Mu River, it would no longer be his business.

It wasn't me!

Ah Fu showed a curious look, "How do we solve this problem? Does this thing enhance male sexual function?"

Li Youqian almost couldn't hold it in. He waved his hand and immediately introduced Ah Fu.

"You are the only one in the family, and you have no children. You should drink the water from the Mother and Child River. You are lonely and helpless, and you should drink the water from the Mother and Child River!

Drinking this stuff will make you pregnant, regardless of gender, and give birth in a few days!"

As soon as he finished his introduction, Ah Fu's face, which had always had very little expression fluctuations, showed a very shocked expression for the first time.

What the hell? After drinking this water, both men and women can get pregnant and give birth in a few days.

Is there anything so outrageous?

However, since the person who took out the things was Li Youqian, its authenticity is much more reasonable!

Ah Fu looked carefully at the water of Zimu River and asked a question, "There won't be any side effects, right?"

"Don't worry, it's pure natural and pollution-free, and the quality is guaranteed!" As soon as Li Youqian heard this, he knew that Ah Fu was tempted.

He immediately walked towards his room with a smile on his face, ready to watch the show tomorrow.

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The next morning, everyone had breakfast together and everything else was normal.

But what shocked Bruce was that Li Youqian was also up and he didn't sleep in.

Something's wrong, there's something wrong!

However, after watching him secretly for a long time, apart from him looking at me with an inexplicable smile, I didn't find any signs that he was going to do anything bad.

Only then did he suppress his uneasiness, then picked up the wolfberry water that Ah Fu handed over and drank it all in one gulp.

Li Youqian looked at Ah Fu, who nodded slowly and made an OK gesture.

There was no time to say anything, Li Youqian looked at Bruce with a smile.

"Old Bu! Do you have a stomachache?"

Bruce just drank the wolfberry water and felt that the water quality today was particularly good.

Sweet and very special!

Then I heard Li Youqian’s question, and the next second, my stomach started to hurt violently.

I got in touch with him. He woke up early today and smiled foolishly at me. The truth is out and it's confirmed.

"Fuck, why are you feeding me laxatives when you have nothing to do?"

"What laxative? This is water from the Zimu River! After drinking it, both men and women can get pregnant and give birth in a few days!

What infertility? No! They are all minor problems. Just skip the process and get the result!

I specially gave this to Ah Fu. He gave it to you to drink. It is the wolfberry water just now. After all, he is the elder, so it is normal for him to want a child!

Don't be so gloomy!"

Li Youqian's voice was a little sloppy, and Ah Fu gave a bitter smile, "Master, there's nothing I can do, you're almost 50!

Without a child, the Wayne family is almost gone! I asked you to do a test tube, but you refused to do it, and you still work 23 hours a day!

What a sin! "

"Your family still has so much property to inherit!" Li Youqian gloated.

The others who were having breakfast subconsciously pushed away the drinks next to them.

Even if those are not wolfberry water, but milk, juice or something like that.

There is no way, you can get pregnant by drinking it, even men can get pregnant, it sounds scary!

Then Li Youqian realized something was wrong. Why was his stomach only hurting and not getting bigger?

"That's not right! Logically, his belly should be bigger by now! Why does it feel wrong?"

In the end, Bruce was seen rushing towards the toilet. This was not pregnancy at all, this was clearly pregnancy!

"I understand now. The water in the Zimu River has been heated and boiled, and it has lost its ability to help people have children!"

Li Youqian checked the wolfberry water and finally understood everything. Damn it, boiling the water from the Zimu River would affect its effect. You didn’t mention this in Journey to the West!

Oh, it seems that no one is idle and has nothing to do. Boil the water of Zimu River, even Tang Seng and Bajie, they drink it directly!

Ah Fu frowned upon seeing this, "Oh no! It will be even harder to find a chance to get the young master to drink later!"

This is indeed the case. Bruce almost fainted after going to the toilet.

He also relied on his strong willpower to escape from Wayne Manor immediately.

Absolutely not for men to have children!

Arthur, Cyborg, and Barry also quickly made excuses to leave Wayne Manor. They were afraid that they might accidentally drink the water from the Zimu River, which would be very troublesome!

However, Wonder Woman Diana was very interested in it and specifically asked Alfu for half a bottle of Mother River water.

The Amazons on Paradise Island can be considered a country of women to some extent, but they do not have the water of the Mother and Child River. Instead, they can all live forever.

However, with the water from the Zimu River, it is estimated that a new batch of newborns will appear on Paradise Island!

I just don’t know whether those newborns have the ability to live forever, otherwise mothers will have to watch their children grow old and die, powerless to do anything.

The pain caused may lead to some trouble. Don’t underestimate the power of maternal love!

However, this has nothing to do with Li Youqian. He is disappointed that he didn't have any fun.

I hope that in the next few days, Afu will give some strength! Butler vs. Batman! I stand on the side of Butler!

Butler, come on!