Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

As Li Youqian walked back, he took out his cell phone and called Xiqi.

After a while, the phone was connected. "Xichi, I want to ask you something. Has anything happened to the prophet Xibabawa?"

Xiqi was a little confused. It was normal for Li Youqian to know Lady Xibabawa. After all, as a prophet, she was very famous.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, he asked if anything happened, what happened? Is the Monster Association going to take action against Master Xibabawa?

Xiqi arranged his men to increase the number of guards for Lord Xibabawa.

While quickly responding: "Is it the Monster Association that wants to take action against Master Xibaba? Master Xibaba is not in any trouble now!"

Li Youqian: "The Monster Association has no intention of attacking Xibabawa. I also have the ability to predict, but it's not accurate enough.

I want to use the time of Xibabawa's death to confirm some things. If Xibabawa dies at that time, remember to tell me first!"

Xiqi felt very uneasy. What did it mean that Lord Xibabawa had passed away?

"Can you tell me something?"

"You will understand then that the ability of prophecy has many taboos, as you know."

Li Youqian now needs the time when the prophet Xibabawa died, and roughly calculates the time when Boros came to Earth.

There can’t be any accidents!

After the two of them finished their phone call, Xiqi pondered for a while and prepared to take Lord Xibabawa directly to the headquarters of the Hero Association, which is basically the safest place in human society.

I don't believe that Lord Xibabawa would have any accident. If it was a natural death, then there is really nothing we can do.

As for wanting to rely on Lord Xibabawa to determine the exact time, I'm sorry, Li Youqian!

Sibabawa-sama has done a lot for humanity and if she can live, I still hope she can live!

......

At Li Youqian's house, Saitama and Genos were still in the room, seeing that Li Youqian came back so early.

Genos seemed very excited, "How is Mr. Li? Was the spy mission successful?"

"Sprinkle some water!" Li Youqian seemed unusually relaxed, but as if he had thought of something, he reminded Saitama who was in a daze on the side.

"By the way, Saitama, have you seen this? Don't eat random things in the future, especially things like this."

Li Youqian took out a monster cell and showed it to Saitama. Although Saitama was very strong and the protagonist, he might not become a monster after accidentally eating the monster cell.

However, since eating monster cells will turn you into a monster, Li Youqian thinks you should be careful.

In the original plot, Saitama had never eaten monster cells, and it was not known whether monster cells were useful to Saitama.

Now Big Eyes is extremely afraid of Saitama. What if he plays dirty tricks one day and puts monster cells in chicken soup for Saitama to eat?

If Saitama turned evil, it would be the end of the story, and Li Youqian would have no choice but to find a place to hide and then look for a chance to return to Marvel.

It’s sad to think about it, but it seems that this thing can only be eaten raw and can’t be put into chicken soup. Forget it, don’t worry about these details.

Just tell Saitama not to eat weird things.

Saitama poked the monster cells in Li Youqian's hand, which looked very unpalatable.

"Wow, this thing looks like a dark dish. Even dogs won't eat it."

"Don't underestimate this thing. If someone eats it, it will turn them into a monster!"

After Li Youqian introduced the monster cells to Saitama, he put them back into his own space. He needed to do more research on the monster cells and they couldn’t be wasted.

Genos raised his hand, "Mr. Li, I think it would be better for the teacher to destroy such a dangerous organization directly!"

Li Youqian immediately put on a serious face and looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, "Humans can't always rely on Saitama. Some difficulties can be overcome by ourselves, so we still have to do it ourselves!"

Shit! Let Saitama kill all those monsters in one second, and let the big boss of the first season and the boss that appeared later fight each other.

This kind of plot is so broken and outrageous. Maybe it will lead to a big special check-in opportunity and be fun to watch.

Genos looked at Li Youqian with admiration, took out a small notebook and began to take notes.

Saitama on the side didn't care. He thought that Li Youqian was definitely going to cause trouble again.

.....

In J City, on a street near the sea, a huge humanoid octopus with several pieces of white cloth draped over its body was randomly attacking the surrounding buildings.

He roared, "Humans, those who don't obey will be killed! I am the messenger of the deep sea! Leave the land to the deep sea people!"

After saying this, he let out a hickey laugh, but he didn't know that since he laughed like this and said such villainous words, and he was a villain too, he would definitely be killed soon.

Sure enough, on the street in the distance, Saitama had a blank expression on his face, and without saying a word, he was ready to beat the weirdo to death.

Li Youqian behind him stopped him and pushed the unlicensed knight aside, "Don't do anything with this little monster Saitama, let the unlicensed knight try."

Saitama came to J City, a coastal city, specifically to buy kelp. Li Youqian happened to discover that the unlicensed knight had been active in J City recently.

So he followed Saitama and, under the guidance of the unlicensed knight, bought the cheapest and best quality kelp in J City.

Saitama simply waved his hand and bought a lot of them, which looked like enough for Saitama to eat for a month.

Li Youqian turned and looked at the unlicensed knight, "Your evolution has started to slow down recently. You need to strengthen your faith in battle."

The unlicensed knight nodded, put the kelp he had brought for Saitama on the ground, and rushed towards the deep-sea messenger in front of him without saying a word.

Li Youqian saw a pile of kelp on the ground, looked at Saitama's head, and kindly reminded him, "Saitama, eating kelp is not useful for growing hair, that's all a rumor."

Saitama deadpanned, "I don't know what you're talking about."

It was as if Saitama bought kelp just because he really liked to eat it.

Li Youqian looked disdainful and said, "I don't believe you, you old man."

Looking at Saitama's expressionless face, I couldn't help but mutter in my heart, Saitama, you have become bad, your face has become thicker, I don't know who learned this from.

Li Youqian watched as the Unlicensed Knight rushed towards the Deep Sea Messenger while making a phone call.

"Fubuki, come to J City. J City is about to welcome a wave of weirdos, which is just right for your current situation."

"Okay." Fubuki on the other end of the phone did not hesitate. She believed Li Youqian's words very much. Without saying a word, she led the Fubuki group to J City.

At this time, the unlicensed knight had already started fighting with the deep-sea messenger.

It is obvious that the Unlicensed Knight is no longer the same as before, and he directly suppresses the Deep Sea Messenger.

Even if the Deep Sea Messenger has six tentacles in addition to his hands, his eight hands are no match for the two hands of the Unlicensed Knight.

The unlicensed knight's powerful fist hit him hard in the face, knocking out all his teeth.

Li Youqian looked at the toothless mouth of the Deep Sea Messenger and took a breath of cold air. Wow! I just exclaimed, Wow!

This looks like an octopus man, but it actually has something to do with abalone.

Wait, what's going on? Why is my brain full of yellow crap?

How come I suddenly started driving? How could a pure person like me drive?

Damn it! It must be Guang who has been acting strange recently.

Li Youqian shouted at A Guang in great disappointment, "Damn A Guang!"

Ah Guang didn't know what happened, ".......?"