Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian and Spider-Man were chatting as they walked towards the Justice League headquarters.

This place is very close to the headquarters, just across the intersection, so there is no need for a portal, and you can also eat some melons on the way.

Look, there is something exciting to watch not far away, probably because the Justice League superheroes manage it so well.

The opposition rate is low, but the probability of all kinds of outrageous things happening is increasing.

Nowadays, couples like to quarrel outside. They may eat a second melon after just finishing one.

Spider-Man didn't step forward to deal with it. It was a bit awkward to get involved in the couple's quarrel.

The woman blushed and said, "You are so unreasonable. Divorce!"

"Humph, divorce is divorce, who's afraid of who! The house is yours, the child is yours, and I am yours too!"

Her husband spoke in a serious and aggressive tone.

The crowd watching around, Li Youqian and Little Spider: ???

The woman's face turned even redder. "Shame on you! I'm going to punish you!"

After saying that, she kissed her husband!

Everyone around was silent. Li Youqian said slowly, "Is this a show of affection or a quarrel?"

"Trick the singles here and kill them? Damn it! I feel like burying the men in the North Pole and the women in the South Pole!"

Little Spider suddenly felt that the public security was too good, which was also a kind of distress. They showed their affection in public and pretended to quarrel to attract everyone.

In the past, there would have been a grumpy guy who fed them purple eggs!

Li Youqian and Spider-Man lost the mood to wander around, and directly created a portal. The two walked in arm in arm, and opposite them was the headquarters of the Justice League!

It is worth mentioning that everyone in the headquarters is there, even Thor, the God of Thunder, which is quite rare.

After all, he is the God King now. Why would he come to Earth if he has nothing to do?

After asking carefully, I found out that his girlfriend Jane had cancer and she had broken up with him.

Jane is an Earthling, she has her own job and home on Earth.

Thor is in Asgard, and it's like a long-distance relationship, even though he can come to Earth via the Rainbow Bridge.

But as a God King, there are still many things to deal with every day.

In addition, Sif, a childhood sweetheart who has learned the green tea technique, comes to mess things up.

Then Jane broke up with Thor, which Thor thought was a small problem.

After he finishes his work, he will take some time to spend with her, and then they will get married and go on their honeymoon.

When the time comes, let Loki help manage Asgard's affairs!

Loki: I agree with this wholeheartedly!

As a result, something went wrong and I finally had some time to visit Earth.

My girlfriend has cancer, and it's in the late stage, the dying kind!

The problem was not big. Cancer is a terminal illness for humans on Earth, but for Asgardians, there is a way to cure it.

But the strange thing is that Jane actually lifted up Thor's hammer, making her the female Thor.

At first I thought it was a good thing. After all, he looked many times stronger and the signs of being tortured by illness disappeared.

But after careful examination, it was found that Thor's hammer not only failed to eliminate cancer cells, but also negated the effects of chemotherapy drugs.

Because to Thor's hammer, normal cells and cancer cells are all part of her body, but those chemotherapy drugs are considered poisons and are purified by it.

Now, as soon as Jane puts down Thor's hammer, she will die in a short while because the effects of the previous treatment have disappeared.

The cancer is still in the late stage!

So he hurriedly brought Jane to the Justice League headquarters to find Li Youqian, after all, he had great powers.

See if he can accurately eliminate cancer cells under the effect of Thor's hammer.

As a result, they got the news that Li Youqian was not at home, and then Tony and other superheroes of the Justice League gathered together and came up with a solution.

Even Strange was called over, and he lived up to everyone's expectations and came up with a solution.

Sign the most popular contract among Kamar-Taj mages now, the Dark Dimension Contract.

As long as this contract is signed and a little energy from the dark dimension is borrowed, the little cancer can be easily controlled.

The only thing is that the side effects are a bit serious. Strange claims that this contract is called a slave contract!

Li Youqian: ........, okay, okay, you actually teased me behind my back!

Strange's eyes darkened and he kept complaining in his heart. He had emphasized this to these guys before.

Don’t tell Li Youqian what you said, and they all say that they are tight-lipped.

How despicable it is that I believed the nonsense you said!

Li Youqian waved his hand on the surface and patted Stelanqi's shoulder generously.

"Oh, don't worry, you have some misunderstandings about me, I won't do anything to you.

You definitely won't commit suicide after a few days by getting shot in the back, and then continue to work in the dark dimension forever!"

"No! I was wrong!"

Just one sentence scared Strange so much that his face turned pale!

After Li Youqian finished scaring people, he started to get down to business again, gently.

The cancer cells in Jian's body instantly returned to normal, but its ability to divide indefinitely remained.

You should know that ordinary cells have a limited number of divisions, and can only divide 50 to 60 times in a lifetime.

Cancer cells do not have this limitation, so they are called immortal cells.

This was a blessing in disguise for Jane, as some of the cells in her body were no longer restricted in the number of times they could divide.

Although it was only a part, Jane's life span was at least increased by a hundred times, or even more.

This is pretty good, as the average Asgardian can live for more than 5000 years.

These are just ordinary Asgardians. Odin and old Dendo have lived for hundreds of thousands of years.

Thor was a little lame, but living for tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years is certainly possible.

Jane didn't know that she had turned a disaster into a blessing and her life span had increased a hundredfold. She tentatively put down Thor's hammer.

Feeling that his body was healthy, he cheered and hugged Thor tightly!

Thor was also very excited and hurried to get Thor's hammer!

But Jane silently took Thor's hammer in her hand and placed it behind her back.

"What about mine?"

"What? If you dare to take this long to come over again, I will beat you to death!"

Female Thor Jane feels terrifyingly powerful holding Thor's hammer.

This is indeed the case. Jane is unexpectedly very suitable for Thor's hammer and can unleash its full power right from the start.

He couldn't even deal with Thor, and kept calling his baby the hammer that betrayed him.

And it happened right in front of me. Isn't this also a kind of bullying?

Li Youqian deserved it. He knew by counting on his fingers that this straight guy had been doing this for a long time.

Jane has been angry for a long time because she was fooled by Sif, who learned the green tea technique.

It's been such a long time since I came back to Earth to see her, and now it's become real, you deserve it!

But then again, now that the female Thor has appeared, will Ghor the God Butcher from Thor 4 also show up?

Now I have messed up the plot so much that sometimes if I don’t pay attention, I don’t even know what time it happened!

But the God Butcher Gorg is of too low a rank, and Odin is still alive, so he can't cause any trouble at all, so just ignore him!