Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

The love-hate relationship between Nezha and Li Jing is not important now! In the eyes of the Jade Emperor, the important thing is to quickly finish the plot of havoc in heaven.

Then we can ask Western Buddhism for reimbursement to fill such a big hole in Heaven!

When the Jade Emperor thought of this, he didn't care about the chaotic scene and just shouted loudly.

"All fairies, be quiet! The most urgent task is to quickly finish the story of havoc in heaven!

Quick! The Heavenly King Li, who holds the pagoda, leads 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to capture our savior, Sun Wukong! "

Then there was a pause, and the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li was now lying on the ground with wounds all over his body!

I can't count on it to be paid back!

"Ahem, um, um, you! Yes! You, lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to capture Sun Wukong!"

When these words were spoken, the general who was holding a glass cup nearby was startled.

With a bang, he dropped the glass cup to the ground, then pointed his finger at himself!

"Ah I?"

He is just a curtain-roller. How could it be a joke to ask him to beat Sun Wukong, especially with a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals at his command?

"Anyway, we've been defeated the first time, so it doesn't matter who it is. We'll have Erlang Shen to go after us! We can't just go through the motions!"

The Jade Emperor was very annoyed and waved his hands. This general who rolled up the curtain was still so inconsiderate.

He usually breaks plates, saucers, and cups every day, and is very clumsy. Fortunately, everything he broke in the past can be recorded in the Buddhist account.

Otherwise, I must use Journey to the West to abuse my power for personal gain and punish this bastard, even by stabbing him with a flying sword!

General Juanlian said weakly: "But, when we originally prepared 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to fight Sun Wukong,

The outermost one was wearing some good armor and weapons, but now there are only some rags left,

If we drag it out like this, people will see it and it will be hard to trick the Buddhist sect later!"

"Then cast some magic. Can't you even pass off inferior goods as good ones? Quick, quick, everyone, take action!

Finish it as soon as possible and ask the Buddhists for compensation! "The Jade Emperor was anxious. Seeing this, the Curtain General also quickly accepted the order and left the hall to prepare to go.

At this time in the small world, Li Youqian was diligently counting his harvest. He made a huge profit this time.

There are all kinds of people in the heaven, but there are many good treasures, and there are also some cultivation books and secret manuals that will be of great help to you!

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In the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower-Fruit Mountain, Sun Wukong was so ashamed! The Heavenly Court treated him well.

He is served with delicious food and drinks on weekdays, and has the best treatment. He has a lot of good friends and brothers.

The room for appreciation is also clearly visible. From the little-known and powerless Bi Ma Wen to the famous but honorary Monkey King who watches over the Peach Garden, it is estimated that if he persists for a while, he will have both fame and real power.

In the end, he actually did such a thing, how abominable! It's abnormal to think about it, someone must have harmed him!

Sun Wukong felt very ashamed.

This feeling is easy to understand. The company pays you 3000 yuan a month, and you feel like you are losing out if you work any more!

But what if the company provides you with food and accommodation, and your salary and benefits are the same as those of the boss?

Manager, CEO, promotion space is clear, then the company is your home.

There is an old saying that goes, "I will repay your kindness on the Golden Terrace and die for you with the Jade Dragon!"

Of course, although it is not that exaggerated, when Sun Wukong thought about what he had done, coupled with his originally righteous character!

I suddenly felt like I deserved to die!

Just when he was emo, a little monkey ran in from outside the Water Curtain Cave and shouted hurriedly.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, many hairless monkeys have come from the sky and surrounded our Flower-Fruit Mountain!"

“That’s a human being, in human form, what a hairless monkey, how horrible it is to be so uneducated!

I asked you to study, but you refused to listen and just ate bananas and peaches!"

Sun Wukong felt tired. When he was in heaven, he brought many books and good things for his monkeys and grandchildren.

But none of them is ambitious. But that’s okay, after all, I will have real power once I have it.

Isn't it easy to arrange official positions for your monkeys and descendants?

Waving your hand doesn’t mean rejection, it means no need to say anything, okay!

But things are different now. If I commit a crime, I will probably be punished completely.

As for those people surrounding the Flower-Fruit Mountain, Sun Wukong knew that they must be the Heavenly King Li with his heavenly soldiers and generals.

I can't disobey the Heavenly Court, occupy the mountain and become the king, then attack the Lingxiao Palace and rebel!

He had been in heaven for so long and had eaten so many banquets.

He also understood a lot of things. Although he was not afraid of ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals, there were still many masters in the Three Realms.

My strength has not yet reached the point where I can overturn the table by myself.

Even if I can be called a hero at that time, a hero cannot overcome power!

(All the gods: We can’t just eat at a banquet without chatting. We are very careful not to talk about the Journey to the West, okay!)

Moreover, he was also at fault first, as he killed these heavenly soldiers and generals who came here on orders.

Am I still the affectionate and righteous Monkey King Sun Wukong?

However, he was being plotted against regularly, and with his high regard and popularity in Heaven, he would definitely be able to uncover the culprit with the help of Heaven.

Thinking of this, he put on his armor, took out his golden cudgel, and walked out.

The little monkey who had just been scolded began to grumble, "Monkeys are supposed to eat bananas and peaches! Reading books is not normal!"

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Sun Wukong walked out of the Water Curtain Cave, looked up, and saw a large group of heavenly soldiers and generals surrounding Wuyang Wuyang above Huaguo Mountain.

It turned out that the leader was not the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li, but the Curtain-Pulling General, which surprised Sun Wukong.

Normally, the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals are led by Tota-Bearing Heavenly King Li. After all, among all the gods in heaven, who work hard and are never complaining, he is the only one who can actually make up the number.

Why did he become the general today? Is that an improvement?

Sun Wukong rode his somersault cloud, flew straight up and shouted loudly.

"I didn't do any of those things. I was framed and lost my mind!"

In a word, the temporary role of Li Tianwang holding up the pagoda cannot be done by rolling up the curtain.

What should he say about this?

"Ahem, Sun Wukong, you are so bold that you actually caused a scene at the Peach Festival and stole the golden elixir of Taishang Laojun. Hurry up and surrender!"

After General Juanlian finished his lines in a dry voice, he waved his hand and ordered a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to go forward!

This left Sun Wukong speechless. If I were you, buddy, you are too snobbish.

You'll ignore me once I lose power?

Sun Wukong wanted to say something, but he waved his stick, signaling the heavenly soldiers and generals and the Curtain-Pulling General who were rushing over to stop and let him finish his words.

As a result, the heavenly soldiers and generals on the opposite side, as well as the general who rolled up the curtain, all moved in sync and flew backwards with screams.

Even the weapons and armor of many heavenly soldiers and generals cracked and shattered to the ground.

The general even shouted with full energy, "I will definitely come back!"

Sun Wukong:.........???

It's broken, it's a scam! (●—●)