Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian tried his hand at the feeling of being a law enforcer, and found it inexplicably quite pleasant. He also took the opportunity to take a look at the underground home of the God of Land.

It looked quite shabby, but there was some food on the table. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be mortal food!

"Oh, you're just going to eat this? Just a mouthful of noodles and a bite of garlic, and you're done with the whole meal?"

The God of Land recovered from the shock of being exposed by Erlang Shen about the number of peaches he had greedily received.

There is a mentality behind doing bad things: they will not give up until they reach the Yellow River. Erlang Shen even matched the amount he greedily took, but he still wanted to make excuses.

"Hey, I'm just an ordinary immortal, not some great god or immortal, isn't this how I live my life?

What you just said is really unfair. I only have a small piece of land, how could I possibly steal 30% of the peaches in the Peach Garden?"

The God of Land’s acting was flawless. If Li Youqian hadn’t seen it clearly with his telekinesis, he would have thought that he had been wronged.

"You are not just an ordinary land god. You own the land of Pantao Garden! You are extraordinary!

If someone offered you a celestial general in exchange, you probably wouldn't even want to trade! "

"Hey, what do you mean? Even if it's the land of Pantao Garden, it's just land, and it all serves the Heavenly Court!

Master Erlang, if you really don't believe me, I can take you to search the entire Pantao Garden!"

The God of Land said that he was going to take Li Youqian away from the underground, and he wrote it very urgently, as if he wanted to prove his innocence.

Li Youqian stood there as if rooted to the ground, "No way, I haven't searched your house yet!"

"My house is so small, it's clear at a glance, there's nothing in it except a table and a bed!"

The land god pointed to his underground cave, and it was just as he said, with nothing but bare walls.

Li Youqian chuckled, walked straight to a wall, and then punched out with a loud bang!

The wall exploded, and inside was a cloth bag, which contained a ring-shaped storage magic weapon.

That cloth bag could barely be considered an acquired spiritual treasure, and it had the function of concealing aura.

No wonder this land is still holding on to luck!

When the God of Land saw this, his legs went weak and he collapsed to the ground, shouting loudly.

"Who hid something in the back of my house? This thing is definitely not mine!"

"Oh, then you admit that this is your home!" Li Youqian took the cloth bag and took out the ring. He shook it casually, and peaches appeared on the ground.

Li Youqian waved his hand and put the cloth bag, ring, and peaches into the small world.

"What else do you have to say now?"

"Ah~, I didn't dare to eat a single bite of this peach! I rose from a mortal step by step, and I am the son of a mortal. I am afraid of poverty!"

The God of Land felt like the sky was falling. He spent all his money and bought the Lingbao cloth bag for fear that the truth would be exposed.

Unfortunately, the truth was exposed in the end. Greed harmed myself!

Li Youqian snorted coldly, "I just caught you this time just by strolling around. If you turn yourself in tomorrow, I can spare your life!

Don't play any tricks, or you know the consequences!"

The God of Land nodded heavily. He was afraid that he would be demoted to the mortal world and become a mortal. But it was okay since Master Erlang said he could spare his life.

It is better to live a miserable life than to die! As for escaping, you are kidding. I only have a small piece of land. Where can I run to? I am afraid I can't even leave the heaven!

Li Youqian waved his hand and left with A Guang. Only after they were far away did he laugh out loud.

"It will be fun when the land surrenders itself and the truth is known!"

A Guang: My dog ​​host is so mentally abnormal, but his body is still so healthy. Alas, it is true that good people don't live long, but evil people will live for thousands of years.

Bang!

Li Youqian angrily hit the dog's head. This evil little ghost A Guang has grown into a dog, and he still dares to cricket himself!

He looked at Sun Wukong and saw that he had finished his bad deeds and had sobered up. He realized something was wrong and ran towards the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

I can't play around anymore. I have to hurry up. The next stop is the logistics department of the fighting department. I'll take the latest equipment of these 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, as well as some training resources.

As for the cultivation knowledge and secrets in the Immortal Palace, we must adhere to the principle of every stitch in one go!

Rush!

Li Youqian swept along the way and reaped a lot of rewards. Even in broad daylight, Tota Li Tianwang was still sleeping in his own home.

He sleeps with a tower in his hand!

It was not good for him to sleep like this. Li Youqian was willing to help others and do good deeds, so he took away the pagoda of Li Tianwang.

Then, we happily walked to the next location!

...............

The Jade Emperor stayed in the Lingxiao Palace with a smile on his face, now waiting for the Monkey King Sun Wukong to become the Great Sage Equaling the Accounts!

Afterwards, various immortals were seen rushing to the Lingxiao Palace, howling like ghosts.

"Oh no! All the magic weapons and equipment prepared for the heavenly soldiers and generals are gone!"

"Father, Father! All the peaches in the Peach Garden have been stolen!"

"Your Majesty! Heavenly King Li has something to report to you!"

The Jade Emperor sighed, these are all veteran actors, and just smiled without saying anything.

He waved to the heavenly general who said that Tota-Bearing Heavenly King Li had something to report to him.

"If you have anything to say, just tell me. What are you afraid of?"

“This~that~!”

The Jade Emperor gave the general a look, and he gritted his teeth and said, "The pagoda of Heavenly King Li was also stolen!"

The Jade Emperor was happy. Doesn’t this Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li have a very good relationship with Buddhism?

It's good enough to follow the crowd and get some things from Buddhism, but why do you want an extra pagoda? Is it for backup?

The scene caused a sensation. Even Taishang Laojun, who had been hiding in the Tushita Palace for six years and rarely attended court, came.

He knew about the Heavenly Court's plan to defraud Western Buddhism, and amid the chatter of other gods and immortals, he shouted out in unison.

"There was a monkey who ate up all the golden elixirs in my house, leaving not a single one behind!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't hold it in any longer. It was so hard to suppress the smile on his face. "Hahaha, this is outrageous! Hahaha!"

What did the gods understand when they saw this scene? No! Jade Emperor, what we said is true! It was really stolen!

Help! I'm already honest, please let me go!

Slowly, after listening to the various narrations from the gods, the Jade Emperor finally understood the real situation. For a moment, his brain was a little confused and his CPU was a little overheated.

“You mean to say that we were going to let Sun Wukong settle the accounts and cheat the Buddhist bald donkey, but the fake turned out to be true!

Someone really stole all those things, Laojun, you too?"

This time, Taishang Laojun couldn't handle it. "Uh, that monkey took a gourd of pills!"

He just said this, what a joke, who is he? With his status and position, it would be embarrassing for him to say that he just came to join in the fun and cheat the West.

As long as everyone understands it, that’s enough!

But this is a case of someone stalking a cicada, unaware of the oriole behind!

At this moment, no one noticed that upon learning that what everyone present said was true, Nezha, who was originally in the corner, curled his lips and walked out of the hall.

Target, Li Tian is dead after escaping from the tower!