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Inside a side hall in the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor was humming a song, carefully calculating how much goodies and incense he could get from Western Buddhism through Sun Wukong's consumption during this period.

Suddenly, Taibai Jinxing rushed in, and the Jade Emperor was happy to see Taibai Jinxing in a hurry.

"Why are you in such a hurry?"

"I'm afraid our little God of Wealth is about to leave heaven!" Taibai Jinxing said meaningfully.

After Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Palace prepared to ask Western Buddhism for a large amount of resources as the cost of cooperating with Western Buddhism's journey to the West.

In short, Sun Wukong has cheated Buddhism of a huge sum of money. As a person who can bring huge benefits, he has been labeled with several labels, such as the sponsor, the little god of wealth, etc.

The Jade Emperor didn't react for a moment, and looked indifferent, "God of Wealth? Let him stay wherever he wants. As long as the little monkey doesn't leave, it's fine!"

"Um, I'm talking about Sun Wukong. We've treated him too well during this period.

The Western Guanyin tried to sow discord and planned to have him leave the heaven, but the result was beyond their expectations! "

Taibai Jinxing was speechless for a moment, and silently mourned for the God of Wealth whose status had been reduced by one.

Then the story begins about how Guanyin was trying to sow discord between Sun Wukong and the Heavenly Palace. As a result, Sun Wukong thought that the Jade Emperor was testing him.

Let him be a minor official first, then a senior official, and leave the heaven? You must be kidding. He doesn't want to leave at all.

The fairies here are all talented and speak nicely. I like this place very much!

Guanyin had no other choice but to ask Tathagata to come forward and ask the Heavenly Court to find a way to make Sun Wukong disheartened and leave Heaven.

The Jade Emperor looked around and said carefully, "Did they find anything unusual in the West? They just said that they wanted Sun Wukong to be given the lowest treatment!"

Taibai Jinxing shook his head.

The Jade Emperor finally felt relieved, then he stroked his beard and slammed the table, "What are you talking about?

Sun Wukong is so enlightened. We can't deliberately exclude the officials of Heaven. How can that be allowed?

Anyway, this plan was made by them. If Sun Wukong doesn't want to leave now, it's none of our business!"

He planned to delay for a while longer. The longer the time, the more benefits he could gain.

Buddhism will be responsible for the expenses of the Journey to the West. If the mysteries of heaven are still in chaos by then, the West will also be responsible for settling some of the bad debts of the Heavenly Balance.

Hehe, it’s exciting just thinking about it, how much can I earn all of a sudden?

The Heavenly Court is ready to drag it out, but Western Buddhism can’t wait any longer. There can be some loopholes in the plan, but your progress cannot be stuck.

Since Sun Wukong is not leaving heaven, just fast forward and let him become the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and be in charge of the Peach Garden.

Let a monkey guard the peaches. I don’t believe that the monkey can resist the temptation of the peaches.

When the incident happens, Sun Wukong will take the responsibility. It is impossible for him to just surrender. He will make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and everything will return to normal!

There is no way for the Heavenly Court to delay any longer. Although it is preparing to cheat Buddhism, everything still has to be done according to the rules.

In this way, Sun Wukong, who ate and drank to his heart's content every day, was promoted directly to the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, responsible for guarding the Peach Garden.

Sun Wukong said, I told you, I will definitely be promoted, the Heavenly Court trusts me!

Because of this, under Li Youqian's stunned observation, Sun Wukong actually persisted for three days without stealing the peaches from the Peach Garden.

He is so dedicated! This is even more outrageous than the time when he froze the seven fairies but did nothing.

But it is understandable that he stole the food in the end. After all, letting the monkey guard the Peach Garden was just tempting him to commit a crime, right?

What difference does it make to let the thief see the money?

Of course, eating the peaches in the Peach Garden is one thing, and the gods entertaining Sun Wukong every day is another.

As time goes by, the Peach Festival is about to be held, but the atmosphere is different from the cheerful ones in previous years.

The atmosphere in Heaven during this year's Peach Festival was a bit depressing, which was normal. After all, the gods in Heaven only received some incense offerings every month, which was considered the minimum living allowance.

The God of Wealth is okay. After all, no matter what the situation, what era, or what the circumstances, there are always people who worship the God of Wealth.

In this purely technological age, some people sneer at feudal superstitions and kneel in front of the temple of the God of Wealth for a long time.

He has outstanding business skills, so it’s normal for him to get paid more every month!

But basically, working in Heaven is a stable job, but the pay is average. The Peach Festival is like a company giving out benefits, so everyone must be happy.

However, this Peach Festival is different, as it represents that Sun Wukong is about to cause havoc in Heaven.

If more time passes, you will be able to gain more wealth and fortune.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor looked at the gods below and sighed.

"Alas, I understand everyone's feelings. Let's do this. When this matter is over, except for the necessary departments, the entire Heavenly Court will

Everyone will have a seven-day holiday. After the holiday, we will replace the necessary departments and let them have a holiday as well!"

Then, the Jade Emperor whispered: "Western Buddhism is almost bald because of us. No, they are indeed bald.

Anyway, I calculated it, adding the cost of the Heavenly Palace's cooperation with the Journey to the West, Sun Wukong's daily expenses, and some miscellaneous items,

In the coming days, I am afraid that Buddhism will not be able to afford it anymore. Everyone, please be careful!"

The gods sighed and said, indeed, if you only care about Buddhism, you really have to find a balance.

But this is the last wave, and they want to make a big profit!

Anyway, the plan is almost completed, and everything Sun Wukong eats, drinks and consumes is real.

The Heavenly Palace cooperates with the Buddhist principles, and it is natural for incense to be offered. Adding these expenses together, plus the havoc he caused in Heaven, Sun Wukong still has a balance.

Buddhism can at most use some means to investigate the truth and cut some costs, but the secrets of nature are confusing and it is not easy to judge the truth. Those who participate in this matter will definitely make a fortune.

Moreover, the entire Heavenly Court was involved in this effort, and they were not afraid that Buddhism would default on its obligations.

Do you really think that now that Buddhism is flourishing, we, the three religious people in heaven, are afraid of him?

Just kidding, you have to give it even if you don’t give it!

Li Youqian, who had been well prepared, was also ready to give it a try!

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Sun Wukong feels a little strange today, not only because the Heavenly Palace is decorated today, but also because of the gods.

They all had some tattered things on them, which they leaned against themselves, and finally there were crackling sounds.

All their stuff was broken. Of course, they were not trying to blackmail me. They just came to say hello. It was simply because the stuff they had was too broken.

But it’s really interesting that they actually said those were spiritual treasures!

They all looked nervous and ran after saying hello. Sun Wukong had a hard time catching one that ran slowly.

It was a slovenly immortal who ran around without shoes. "What good day is today? The Heavenly Palace is decorated like this, and everyone is in a hurry!"