Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

However, Taibai Jinxing will soon know what these fools are going to do.

Sun Wukong, who was the king of the Flower-Fruit Mountain, was fooled by Taibai Jinxing, who told him that being the king of a mountain had no future, but following the Heavenly Court would bring him a bright future.

The end of this is to take the examination for the establishment. I gave Sun Wukong a thorough explanation of the importance of the establishment.

That is stability and a stable job. By then, after Sun Wukong has taken root in Heaven, he will develop and make progress for a few more years.

Maybe those monkeys and their descendants, including the little monkeys in the Flower-Fruit Mountain, will be able to eat heavenly food and become immortals with your help.

Sun Wukong didn't care much about other nonsense, but when it came to words like "iron rice bowl", they were inexplicably attractive to him.

In addition, with the help of several old monkeys among the monkey clan, Sun Wukong went to the heaven in a daze.

He became a god named Bima Wen, and lived a very comfortable life. He usually had nothing to do. He just watched his subordinates work, and he was also a leader.

The work is not tiring, I just take care of the horses and walk them at regular times every day, from nine in the morning to nine in the evening.

Those subordinates called this daily work "99 walks", which sounded very tiring. Fortunately, he was the boss, so he didn't have to do the 99 walks.

But there was one thing that felt strange, even though he was very capable and handsome, he knew all this.

But aren’t these gods in heaven too enthusiastic? Every day, many gods come to him and want to get to know him.

Fortunately, he was treated to good food and wine, and even fairies danced for him.

The Jade Emperor sometimes invites him to dinner, and the ceremony is simply magnificent!

Alas, it seems that this monkey is too handsome, famous, and capable, so it is impossible for him to keep a low profile!

There are gods looking for me every day, hehehe!

For example, today, the old man Taibai Jinxing came to see me again. He is so famous and has so many friends!

Taibai Jinxing looked at the happy Sun Wukong with pity.

During this period, there were undercurrents in the Heavenly Palace, and this silly monkey actually believed that those gods came to him to make friends.

Things are not that simple. The previous incident in Dragon Palace set a bad precedent.

The Heavenly Court discovered that the Journey to the West required their full support, and because of the West's surrender, they clearly understood the importance of the Heavenly Court.

Western Buddhism flourished in the East through the Journey to the West, which required manpower and resources from Heaven and brought shame to Heaven, thus making Sun Wukong, the pilgrim, famous.

How can we do this without paying a price?

The Heavenly Palace treated Sun Wukong well, and he couldn’t pay for all the immortal wine and spiritual objects he spent on them himself!

When the time comes, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals will fight Sun Wukong. If they get hurt, he can't afford the spiritual objects and incense needed to repair and maintain their weapons himself!

And so on, all these expenses have to be paid by the West! The Party A of Journey to the West is amazing! We can't lose face, contribute manpower and effort, and bleed a lot of money!

Of course, we should not be in a hurry to ask the West for money. It would be best to wait until we have caused chaos in Heaven before asking the West for money.

By that time, things have already happened, and even old Tathagata can’t stop it!

Otherwise, if the Buddhists found out about this halfway, they would simply tell Sun Wukong to give him the lowest possible treatment, just enough to keep him from starving to death. That would be really embarrassing.

It was as if the Jade Emperor and the gods had opened their Ren and Du meridians and thought of a path that they had never imagined.

Don’t mention it, don’t mention it, Taibai Jinxing has never thought about these things. The general trend is that the West will prosper.

Who dares to stop the saint's promotion? Everyone will be satisfied if Buddhism can get a share of the fortune.

But the incident with the Dragon Palace successfully aroused some concerns among the gods in heaven.

There was no way around it. The Jade Emperor and the Four Dragon Kings made so much money at once. Although the gods in heaven also got a share, they were also very jealous!

Even Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, who had close ties with Buddhism, successfully became corrupt after the Jade Emperor told him that if he made money, he could increase military spending, and if the Heavenly Court had no money, he would have to pay for the expenses of the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals himself.

I never thought about informing Buddhism.

There is no way. The fee for 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals is a huge sum. As long as it increases a little, he can get great benefits. The pay is really too much.

Compared to the notorious poverty in the West, Buddhism is also very stingy. Even if the information is tipped off, there probably won't be much benefit.

Generally speaking, one will suffer a big loss and the other will make a big profit, and any normal person would know which choice to make.

It was the first time that the Heavenly Court was so united, with even the gods showing off their magical powers to conceal the secrets, or using their connections to ask some powerful people for help.

I guarantee that as long as there is no villain who tells on you, the Buddha Tathagata will not be able to find anything unusual!

Even when gods were looking for backers, they asked the saints to take action. After all, it was nice to disgust those two shameless saints in the West.

Jade Emperor: No, I’ve never seen you guys be so capable before!

The gods: With the usual low-income incense donations, it’s already considered dedication to give your name to you. What else do you want to think about?

Thus, Sun Wukong’s wonderful life in heaven officially began.

Li Youqian agreed with this. The Heavenly Court had found a sucker who paid the money, so it wouldn't be too much for him to take more during the chaos.

This wave I am in the atmosphere!

In order to help the gods in heaven succeed in their plans, Li Youqian even lent a little help, using all his abilities to disrupt the secrets of heaven.

In fact, his help was not needed. He could feel the projections or clones of several saints disrupting the destiny.

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Time passed day by day, and 17 days had passed in heaven. However, Sun Wukong still hadn't left heaven just because he was a low-ranking official.

The Tathagata Buddha of Lingshan Mountain in the West was afraid that something unexpected would happen again. He quickly asked Guanyin Bodhisattva to check the situation and find a way to get Sun Wukong to leave the heaven and act according to the original plan!

As the main follow-up person for the Buddhist Journey to the West, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not waste any words and flew towards the heaven without saying a word.

She flew to the Imperial Stables in Heaven, where Sun Wukong, the Horse Keeper, worked.

I looked inside and out, but couldn't find where Sun Wukong was?

There is a strange thing. There is a very luxurious fairy palace behind the Imperial Stables.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was in a hurry to find someone, and was surprised for a moment, so she directly used the art of finding people and made some deductions, and then she found that Sun Wukong was dragged away by the general to drink.

She went there immediately, and even fearing to waste time, she went straight into the fairy palace of General Juanlian.

Upon closer inspection, they discovered Sun Wukong, General Juanlian, and several other gods drinking together.

They drank to their heart's content, and the general in charge of the curtain even smashed the cup in his hand to the ground with a bang, and then shouted that he enjoyed the drink!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was speechless in the corner, looking at the broken pieces of cup on the ground.

No wonder, according to the plan of the Journey to the West, the Jade Emperor would punish the Curtain-Pulling General by throwing him into the Flowing Sand River for breaking a glass lamp.

I used to think that the punishment was too severe, but now it seems that it only said that the glass cups were broken, but did not say how many were broken.

This guy might be a repeat offender.