Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

The Jade Emperor's brain, which had not been used for a long time, was working rapidly. In fact, he had been annoyed with those bald donkeys in the West for a long time.

If they want to travel to the West, then they have to let Sun Wukong cause havoc in Heaven to accumulate reputation for him.

Although the Heavenly Court can also get a piece of the pie, the Jade Emperor feels aggrieved!

It's a pity that he felt aggrieved before, but there was nothing he could do. The Journey to the West was in accordance with the will of heaven. If he disagreed, there would only be disadvantages and no benefits.

It’s different now, whether it’s those people in the West who don’t follow the rules, or there are other saints who are throwing dirty water on the West.

Anyway, on the surface it was Sun Wukong who emptied the treasure houses of the Dragon Palaces in the four seas, and the West must give an explanation to the Heavenly Palace.

Maybe you can even make a small profit from this!

When the Jade Emperor thought of this, he chuckled. In addition, the Dragon King of the East Sea also made the journey to the West public.

He did not beat around the bush and said, "What the West did was indeed inappropriate. Don't worry, my four beloved ministers, I will seek justice for you!

Is there a detailed list of lost treasures? Don’t let the Western Buddhas pay for it!

We in Heaven are cooperating with the Journey to the West, but we can’t do business at a loss!"

Upon hearing this, the Dragon King of the East Sea immediately looked at his three brothers and took out the list respectively.

The dragons in all the heavens and worlds have one characteristic in common: they are lustful and love treasures. Otherwise, there wouldn't be the rich Dragon Palace, and there wouldn't be the saying that the nine sons of a dragon are all different.

The Four Dragon Kings remember exactly what is in their own treasure houses.

What's so hard to remember? Not to mention that they are all dragons, or gods?

Even if an ordinary person hides some treasures at home, he or she will definitely remember clearly where the treasures are and what they look like.

The Jade Emperor took out the list, flipped it open, and looked at the 400 tons of food for the shrimp soldiers and crab generals and fell into deep thought.

Then he smiled, looked at the four Dragon Kings who also had smiling faces, stretched out his finger, and pointed with a smile.

They have all lived for who knows how many years and have become very cunning. At the beginning, the four Dragon Kings were probably so angry that they only wanted to accuse the West and lacked martial ethics.

But as long as they calm down and think carefully, hehe, they will be happy. No matter whether it is the West or someone falsely accuses the West, the West has to take responsibility on the surface anyway, and they just hold on to this point.

It's not too much to ask for back what you lost, right? There are powerful people who cover up the secrets, and this account is obviously messed up. Everyone took the opportunity to add some points, which is not too much!

As for whether it would offend the West? Just kidding, even if it was normal to just return the lost items, it would have offended the West.

If it was really taken by those Western monks, and people were made to eat the meat and then spit it out, someone would definitely be unhappy.

If they hadn't taken it and someone had framed them, then the four brothers would have suffered the loss in vain.

Even if there are saints in the West, what's the problem? With such a huge loss, it's okay to offend them. At most, 50% will be given to the Jade Emperor!

The Dragon King of the East China Sea and the Jade Emperor communicated directly, "We will split the profits 50-50!"

“No, no, no. It’s 30-70. You get 30 and I get 70.” The Jade Emperor smiled amiably, but he did not transmit his voice. He spoke directly, and his words made the Dragon King of the East Sea curse in his heart, but there was nothing he could do.

Faced with the ever-prospering West, we can only rely on the Jade Emperor!

The Dragon King of the East Sea nodded, and the Jade Emperor waved his hand and, in front of all the immortals in the hall, made a few strokes on the list, doubling the number of treasures on the list.

Then, he stopped and looked at the immortals in the hall, and said with a smile: "The immortals have been working hard in the heaven for a long time, maybe it's time to reward you a little!"

The meaning is very clear. After the accomplishment, whoever sees it will have a share, mostly the gods and immortals in heaven, and Taoists.

We do not rule out the possibility of Westerners, but they are definitely not many. As long as the benefits are shared by everyone and there are many friends, the Jade Emperor has saints behind him, and the Taoist gods also have backers behind them.

In addition, the Journey to the West requires the cooperation of Heaven, and compensation from the West is certain.

As for the exaggerated number of people on the list, as long as the people behind the scenes are not exposed, the stolen things will not be traced back.

The West can’t explain it clearly even if it has a mouth!

In fact, Journey to the West is an inevitable trend. If someone can throw dirty water on the West, the means must be extraordinary. I am afraid that this matter cannot be investigated clearly.

Besides, it's just a try. If it fails, there's no loss. If a Western saint takes action, he can find out everything.

By then, the things in the treasure houses of the Four Dragon Kings will be returned to their original owners, and the Jade Emperor will also receive some respect, so it will be a win-win situation.

Of course, the promised reward will be gone by then. Anyway, it’s just a maybe, and it’s not illegal to make empty promises.

All the gods present looked at each other and smiled.

Li Youqian, who was watching from a distance, just took a sip of Coke and sprayed it all out.

I silently gave a thumbs up. Awesome! It can be operated like this!

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Inside the Western Lingshan Hall, Tathagata Buddha, who was sitting on the golden lotus, frowned and had a bad premonition.

Before he could figure out what was happening through deduction, Guanyin Bodhisattva, dressed in white and holding a jade mirror bottle, flew over in a hurry.

While flying, he said anxiously: "Oh no, something terrible has happened!"

Seeing this, Tathagata Buddha frowned even more, "Guanyin, why are you in such a hurry? This behavior is detrimental to Buddhism. No matter what happens, you must be calm!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and immediately became calm. Seeing this, Tathagata nodded with satisfaction.

Guanyin waved her hand, and a thick stack of books flew to the Buddha: "Sun Wukong in the Journey to the West, according to our plan, made a riot in the Dragon Palace.

I didn't expect that the monkey would take advantage of the opportunity to take away many treasures from the Dragon Palace. Now the Heavenly Court is asking us for compensation!"

Upon hearing this, Tathagata Buddha laughed out loud: "When did the Heavenly Court become so petty?

I thought it was no big deal, the monkey was naughty and mischievous, but how much treasure could a monkey carry away? It's not necessary to scare you like this!"

Finally he opened the booklet, and after seeing the number of treasures inside, he was so shocked that he stood up.

"How much? Are you sure?"

At this moment, the Buddha Tathagata no longer cared about keeping calm. Guanyin Bodhisattva complained in her heart, isn't his reaction after hearing about this almost the same as her own?

Then he nodded helplessly and said, "After my speculation, the result is true, but according to the report from the person in charge of observing Sun Wukong, the monkey does not have so many treasures!"

The Tathagata Buddha closed his eyes, his whole body was filled with Buddha light, he chanted in Sanskrit, and he used his great magical powers to make a careful deduction, and the result was exactly the same as what Guanyin had said.

Something is wrong. Nineteen points out of ten, it is wrong. Someone is smearing the West, and is using the West's name without giving any benefits to the West.

It's so abominable. Tathagata can accept that someone in the West really took the opportunity to rob things from the Dragon Palace. After all, he also has a share of such benefits. As long as the saint doesn't come out, he will be the boss, okay!

But being wrongly accused for no reason is a different matter. There must be a saint behind it.

The Tathagata Buddha pondered for a while and gave a solution to the problem, "This was not done by the West, so don't worry about it!"

He wanted to carry forward the Western tradition of shamelessness and simply deny his debt, even though it was a false accusation by others.