Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

A fight between OAA and the Supreme God would take a long time.

In addition, the levels of the two were almost equal, so Li Youqian just watched secretly, seeing the two of them starting from a clash of concepts and energy, which gradually evolved into using all means possible.

What fatal blow? Just hit the person in the face. Although at their level, it doesn’t matter where you hit them.

But hitting those parts won’t cause much damage but will be extremely insulting. Judging from the situation, the beating will probably last a long time!

Li Youqian secretly learned the general idea of ​​their many world blessing methods and decided not to read them anymore.

If you want to learn it completely, you'll probably have to slowly adapt yourself to the worlds you've signed contracts with. There's no rush.

This move is actually similar to the Dimensional Demon, which directly uses dimensional energy to transform into a giant to fight. It is simple and crude.

But that's normal. DC and Marvel don't have a detailed and specific cultivation system. They either rely on mutation, technology, or are born naturally.

The only things I could touch, like magic and qi, were also very crude.

Li Youqian stopped using the power of thinking to observe the battle outside the world and felt it. He felt that he had evolved a little bit and strengthened his foundation because of traveling through the world.

I calculated the world energy I gained from completing DC's special achievements, stretched my muscles, scanned with my telekinesis, opened the portal, and went to find my bad friends.

It feels like I have nothing to do, so I wander around and look for my friends!

A group of people gathered together, Captain America and Spider-Man were also in the crowd, and they shouted loudly.

"Stop fighting!"

Li Youqian was almost shocked when he heard this. What happened? Is it raining?

His appearance made Captain America and Spider-Man's eyes light up. They rushed over as if they had seen a savior.

"Quickly separate the two of them. No, the three of them. No, the four of them!"

Li Youqian looked into the crowd and saw a conjoined twin and a pregnant woman pulling each other's hair and slapping each other in the face.

The conjoined twins have only one lower body and the upper body is made up of two men. It is obvious that they are brothers.

One of them was slapping the pregnant woman, and the other was raising his hands and shouting loudly.

“Surrender I surrender, don’t attack me, I have already surrendered.

People in the Justice League cannot enforce the law violently. I am a man and my brother's psychological gender is female.

We are also half black, my brother is a feminist and I am an environmentalist!

So we should subdue this woman first!"

Captain America was very upset. You are a conjoined twin, but you are the only one who surrendered. So the question is, this should be considered as only half surrender, right?

The guy who was fighting with the pregnant woman and whose psychological gender was female shouted loudly: "Bitch! Superheroes, quickly subdue this guy! She suddenly beat me up, I was acting in self-defense!"

While defending herself from the attack, the pregnant woman also shouted, "I am a pregnant woman? And I am a woman, are you discriminating against women?

And this bastard seduced my husband!"

"Bah! Who isn't a woman? My brother's mental gender is also a woman, and it was my brother who seduced your husband.

I didn't seduce him, why did you hit him! I'm in pain too, you bastard!"

Little Spider: That makes sense. Don’t look at me. I really don’t know what to do.

The pregnant woman and the conjoined twins were engaged in a magic duel. The composition of the conjoined twins was complex, and even though the pregnant woman had the buff of pregnancy, she was at a disadvantage in the magic duel.

Oh no, it’s so bad, why didn’t the magic work?

Li Youqian: ............, what these two guys said is so niche! Stop arguing, I need to think about it.

After a while, Li Youqian figured out the whole thing, that is, the pregnant woman was pregnant, and the conjoined twin was psychologically female, but physically a man's brother, and had seduced her husband.

But the older brother in the conjoined twins did not seduce!

Li Youqian:.............Husband of that pregnant woman, you are really hungry!

With a light tap, he froze the pregnant woman and the conjoined twin. Captain America and Spider-Man felt relieved and went over to separate the two.

Spider-Man was too young and inexperienced, and was a little overwhelmed when he saw this magical scene. He didn't know whether to subdue the conjoined twins or the pregnant woman first.

Captain America just wanted to rush over and ignore the nonsense they were mumbling.

You know, before he was frozen, Country M didn't have so many messy things.

But this matter caused too much trouble, but they just slapped each other in the face and it didn't have much impact.

There were also quite a lot of people around, and each of them took out their phones to take videos.

Captain America and Spider-Man were originally planning to grab one each and drag them away directly. Fortunately, Li Youqian came back and froze the two of them directly. It was more convenient this way.

Captain America said that he would rather fight Hydra and other evil forces than deal with such outrageous things. Sometimes Captain America really wants to call the Justice League hotline and ask for help!

It was better in the era before I was frozen! There weren't so many genders, and there weren't so many buffs.

There aren't so many mobile phones to shoot videos, so things can be solved simply and roughly. No matter what, just solve it with an elbow. It's much more convenient.

After the two separated, the police arrived on time and took the two away.

Li Youqian seriously suspected that this matter was specially left to the Justice League by the police.

After all, even Police Officer M feels helpless when faced with such outrageous incidents. Nowadays, the Internet is so developed that anyone can broadcast live.

It is impossible to create a situation where the law enforcement camera is out of power for ten minutes, and then use the electric shock gun to shock the two people and solve the problem. We are helpless.

So in the past, when these policemen saw this kind of thing, they wanted to call the police, but they couldn’t because they themselves were the police.

Now there is a solution. Just call the Justice League hotline and let the superheroes give them a headache!

Captain America and Spider-Man breathed a sigh of relief when they saw the pregnant woman and the conjoined twins being taken away.

Lee has the money to open the portal and take them both back to the Justice League headquarters.

Captain America sighed as he stepped into the Justice League headquarters, "I want to retire. Although my country's sexy Captain America identity is very representative in the Justice League,

But day by day, I am getting more and more idle. Your robot handles things so well.

Most of the things left to the police station and us are outrageous like this, it makes my head hurt!"

Li Youqian patted Captain America on the shoulder and said, "Hey, you have to learn to adapt!

In fact, you can also let my robot soldiers handle this kind of thing. My robot soldiers don’t even have genders! They also have buff bonuses!”

Li Youqian left a group of old-model robot soldiers in the Justice League. They would patrol at fixed locations and times every day and deal with some criminal matters.

He summarized what had just happened and asked a question.

"Does the fight between the two of them just now count as a group fight? How many people count as a group fight?"

"A conjoined twin and a pregnant woman, that should count as four people!" Captain America answered seriously and rigorously.