Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

This guy Bruce has a characteristic, which is that he discriminates against aliens. For example, he doesn't kill humans from Earth, and he rarely kills humanoid intelligent creatures from Earth.

For example, the people of Atlantis and the Amazons of Paradise Island. Of course, it is also possible that they do not need to be killed at all.

But there was an exception. In the original plot, Bruce had a very bad impression of Superman at the beginning.

He got a kryptonite spear and was ready to stab Superman to death, regardless of his oath not to kill!

Maybe in his mind at the time, aliens were nothing! Killing them would not violate his oath not to kill.

It can be seen from this that this guy's bottom line is quite flexible, and he has a bit of double standards towards aliens.

(A certain Emperor gave this a thumbs-up!)

Li Youqian expected Bruce's opposition, he said in a gloomy tone.

"I'm going to be the leader of the alliance. If you can't handle it and the Kryptonians invade, I'll cover for you!

This little broken ball, I have it covered!" Anyway, I was ready to take action.

Li Youqian said that he wanted to do one thing and accomplish two goals!

Bruce was moved. After spending such a long time together, he knew that this guy would usually do what he said.

Faced with such a terrifying and powerful Kryptonian invasion, Bruce's pressure would be greatly reduced with such a strong man to back him up, even if it was just a promise.

If it really doesn't work, it's good as a backup plan!

"What boss, what leader? I'm here to fight the invaders, not the aliens. I'm not the boss!"

Arthur expressed his attitude directly, and Barry nodded. They were all young people, and he didn't want to acknowledge the boss.

Diana smiled but said nothing, her attitude unclear.

Bruce stood up at this time, looked at Li Youqian, and said seriously: "It's a deal!"

"That's for sure. Maybe I have a flexible moral bottom line, like to play tricks on people, and am a fun person, but I will definitely do what I say!"

Li Youqian smiled and pointed at Arthur, Barry, and Diana, "They don't agree."

"I'll take care of it!" After Bruce finished speaking, he pulled Arthur, Barry and Diana to a corner and started talking.

Arthur and Paris were still yelling, "What are you doing! Ouch, dammit!"

Bruce's words silenced the two men. "After you join the team, each person will receive 100 million per month. I will handle all the logistics in the future, and you can just live your normal life.

I'll be busy during this period to deal with the upcoming crisis. Arthur, I've invested in your two projects: small town economic development and marine ecological environment protection and development!

Anyway, he is just a funny guy, so just call him boss a few times to make him happy. If you really ask him to manage the team, he won't even bother to do it!"

Li Youqian who heard it clearly at the side said:........, my goodness, I have no power to refute, this guy knows his thoughts very well.

But can you please speak behind my back? Just keep a few meters apart so that ordinary people can hear it, okay?

"Bruce! I'm impressed by your sincerity. We both agree to this!"

Arthur and Paris said that they didn’t want to call Li the rich boss, but he gave too much!

Bruce showed a confident smile. His ability to make money was still very effective on people other than Li Youqian!

Then Bruce looked at Diana. She was not short of money. How could a woman who had survived from World War II to the present be short of money?

If a person has survived from World War II to the present and is still very poor, he is a talent. There is no need to live. He might as well just hit himself to death with a piece of tofu!

Not to mention saving antiques, just assume that you save 10,000 or 20,000 yuan every year. After so many years, your savings should be over a million yuan.

Not to mention that Diana was not an ordinary person. She had a lot of antiques and valuable things on her body.

However, Bruce still has a solution, "Madam, for the sake of the Earth, I believe you will agree! You don't want the Earth to be invaded and occupied by aliens!"

"Of course, I agree!" Diana answered simply.

Li Youqian: What kind of awful dialogue is this? This is a familiar phrase, Bruce, did you go to a country where life is pretty good to learn some techniques? How come you have these words?

"Okay, okay, since you have all made up your mind, just call me boss!" Li Youqian felt secretly happy.

But the scene fell into silence, Arthur and Barry looked at Bruce, and Bruce nodded.

The four of them said in unison: "From now on, our team will be called the Justice League, and you will be the leader of the Justice League!"

Why are there four of them moving in unison? Because Diana is standing by and watching the situation!

Li Youqian:........, this team has just been established, and the boss has just taken office, why do I feel like I’m being sidelined?

...........

In the next few days, it was just as Bruce said. Li Youqian was too lazy to manage the team and just wanted to be the boss and the leader.

Diana said that this was a typical trait of a man. In fact, it didn’t matter whether he managed the team or not. What mattered was having face.

Next time, when she encounters any difficulties or a strong enemy, she can directly say to Li Youqian, "If you can defeat that guy, you will be considered powerful!"

She thought there was a 90% chance that Li Youqian would take action and defeat that guy!

Li Youqian: You are quite good at judging people. It's scary, really scary. You are worthy of being the woman who can play Barry around with applause.

Barry: No, I was just tricked into saying something. Is it necessary to talk about it until now?

.........

There was nothing to do these days, so after Li Youqian got familiar with the members of the Justice League, they played their own games.

But he suddenly thought of A Guang, and when he was about to take the dog for a walk, he was stunned when he saw the scene below.

I saw A Guang, the Husky, and Barry were arm in arm, chatting.

"Thinking back then, I worked very hard for Li Youqian. What Zhenjun and Thanos are nothing!"

"As expected of you, your name is Sang Biao, you are simply the best among dogs, the husky among huskies!

But it's just that Li Youqian likes to cheat people too much, and you've done so many things for him, but he hasn't contacted you much in the past few days. You might as well start your own business.

Be an extraordinary dog!"

"You are teaching me how to do things! Don't speak ill of my host in front of me in the future!"

What A Guang said seemed to be loyal to Li Youqian, but his tense body revealed one thing: he saw Li Youqian behind Barry.

He was afraid of saying the wrong thing and getting beaten, and he was also a little afraid that Li Youqian would discover something.

Barry saw the drastic change in attitude. Sangbiao, the Husky who usually joined in cursing Li Youqian, reacted instantly and turned around to take a look.

Seeing the silent Li Youqian, he fell into embarrassment, letting someone else's dog not recognize its owner and set up its own business, and was caught on the spot.

It's so embarrassing, he could dig out a villa with his toes.

But we can't blame him for this. In fact, it was Erha Sangbiao who came up with this idea before. When friends chat with each other, they must be speaking according to the same idea.

Li Youqian looked at the man and the dog and said with a strange expression: "Sang Biao? No, A Guang, when did you change your name?"

A Guang's heart was finally at peace. It would be so embarrassing to say A Guang's name out. Bruce was very depressed every day and would not expose himself.

He could even understand himself, so he told other members of the Justice League that his name was Sang Biao, a more domineering name.

Now that my name has been exposed, I might as well just call myself A Guang when we meet. It's much better than Da Huang, Xiao Bai, or Xiao Hei.

But once you try to cover it up and it's exposed, it becomes extremely embarrassing.

All kidding aside, A Guang doesn't want to move freely now, so he decided to hide in Li Youqian's mind.