Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian stayed in Wayne Manor for a few days and felt it was okay. It must be said that Ah Fu was a really good butler and his service was exceptionally good.

He almost wanted to kidnap Ah Fu away, but unfortunately, Ah Fu refused Li Youqian's invitation.

Even if he was offered an offer that would allow him to live forever, he would not do it, and pointedly said, "If I could live forever, there would definitely be a price to pay, right?

For example, I will work for you for the rest of my life, and I am worried about you, Master!"

"Forget it then!" Li Youqian sighed that his reason was able to suppress his desire for eternal life, and that Ah Fu was really nice in dealing with people, which was better than Xiao Heizi.

It turns out that AI can never replace humans. I don’t know who Xiao Heizi learned this from, but he only knows how to exploit cattle and horses every day.

Xiao Heizi: It turns out that all men are pigs, and other people’s is the best!

After Bruce learned about this, his nose was not a nose and his eyes were not eyes when he met Li Youqian.

He also prepared to secretly test Li Youqian in advance. That afternoon, he secretly put a special medicine in the afternoon tea, coffee and dessert provided by Ah Fu.

That carbon-based life form would have to sleep for three days and three nights just to drink a cup of coffee or eat a bite of dessert.

Of course, he knew in his heart that it would probably not work on Li Youqian, but he had to try anyway.

Li Youqian knew all of this, but he still took a sip out of curiosity, and sprayed Bruce ten meters away, spitting all over him. "Fuck, if you want to put the medicine in, just put the medicine in.

Can the dosage be lowered? At least it should be like putting medicine in dessert coffee, not dessert coffee in medicine!

It tastes terrible! "

Bruce hadn't responded yet, but Ah Fu looked unhappy and said, "Master, next time don't put drugs in the dessert coffee I make. I don't want people to give bad reviews for my service. We should respect the fruits of everyone's labor!"

"That's right! That's right! Ah Fu, there's no future in following him. Come to me and I'll give you eternal life!" Even though you have to work for me all your life!

Li Youqian said the last sentence silently in his heart.

Bruce's face turned dark. What kind of gossip was this? He was too embarrassed to say anything in this situation, so he had to explain.

"Okay, I won't do that next time!"

"Tsk, your car hits a tree, you know to turn, your stock price goes up, you know to buy it, your nose gets snotted, you know to shake it off!

You are definitely talking after the fact!" Li Youqian felt that he had been hanging out with the telegraph captain for a while, and his eloquence had improved.

Bruce was speechless. Every word he said was so sarcastic that it gave people the feeling of Shakespeare's poetry.

In terms of weirdness and sarcasm, I am no match for him at all!

He had no choice but to go to the Bat Cave with a gloomy face. He had to build an anti-Li Youqian armor!

His drawings have been revised again and again, and he can't see the upper limit of this thing at all. Every time he tries, he finds it bottomless.

It's totally unlike other people who can find the bottom once they try. But it's true, it arouses his fighting spirit, he doesn't believe it anymore!

............

Li Youqian admitted that he was a person who got bored quickly. Although Ah Fu's service was very good and Wayne Manor had everything he wanted, he still got bored after staying there for a long time.

So he prepared to stroll around Gotham City, and then he swaggered around Gotham City in his short-sleeved shirt, big shorts and slippers.

As expected, Gotham City has simple folks, while Arkham is full of talented people. After just wandering around for a while, I saw several robberies.

He easily dealt with a few robbers and directly put them under the banner of the Human Emperor.

One of the robbers had already stabbed someone, but Li Youqian was too lazy to care. The stab was only in the thigh, not in the fatal spot.

And that person had a friend next to him who was anxiously dealing with the situation.

Then he heard the following conversation.

"Oh my god, you're bleeding so much, what should I do? What should I do? Call 911!

Oh no, man, I forgot the number for 911!"

The guy who was originally covering his thigh and screaming seemed to have his cerebellum shrink a little after hearing what he said. He even forgot to scream, and then looked at him with a stabbing look in his eyes and said.

"Are you kidding me? What's the 911 number? 911! If you want me dead, just tell me!"

Li Youqian: ........., ahem, the people here are simple and honest, and there are many talented people. Maybe in a certain sense, there are all kinds of talents, and this kind of great intelligence can also be considered a talent.

To be honest, Gotham City is so chaotic that anyone with a bit of normality would have run away long ago. The ones left are either very smart, paupers, or people with strength and background.

Of course, it is not ruled out that there are some people who are hoping for luck and hold the mentality of hiding in small chaos and dying in big chaos.

After wandering around for a while, he found that there were no robbers who wanted to rob him.

Gangsters and evil forces: Do you think we are stupid? A guy wearing slippers, short-sleeved shirts and shorts, wandering around Gotham City with such a relaxed look, is definitely not simple.

After wandering around for a while, he scanned the entire city with his telekinesis and found Arkham Asylum in Gotham City, where the Joker, the Riddler, and the Scarecrow were all there.

No wonder there are only minor fights in Gotham City outside. Every time the city is in the most chaos, it is because these guys in Arkham Asylum run out.

None of them are outside, and although Gotham City has a high crime rate, it is not that outrageous.

Some criminals who killed people and did other disgusting things were also sent into the Human Emperor Flag.

He opened the portal out of boredom and returned to Wayne Manor. He decided to wait for a while until General Zod and his Kryptonians invaded the little sphere and caused trouble.

With a strong person of my level, no matter what he does, he will definitely mess up the original plot and get special achievements for sure.

But this is just a small income, and we still have to think about the extra good things. The mother box in DC should be quite collectible.

Just wait for the plot to develop, and collect the Mother Box when the time comes. Speaking of permanent residency in the DC world, you can't do it the same way as before if you want to get it.

Remember to research and modify the world-traveling portal so that it can be used for fixed-point teleportation. You can use some things in this world as anchor points so that you can come back again in three years.

And they had to sneak into the village without firing guns!

Wait until I have grown up, grab OAA, and then grab the Supreme God. I want them all, Marvel and DC!

Also, when the Justice League of this world is about to be formed, I have to find a way to propose it first, and then I can become the boss and the leader.

Jie Jie Jie! ! !

After I get both Marvel and DC, I will merge the Justice Leagues on both sides. It would be interesting to think about it.

Same name, two organizations. This is simply a split and a betrayal of the alliance leader Li Youqian. They must be merged!

Thinking about it, I have a lot to do, and I have to do a big job. Before that, before the plot officially begins, I should just let it go and conserve my energy!

Plan passo(￣▽￣)d