Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

After being told the truth by Li Youqian, Strange learned that it was the wedding of Iron Man Tony, and he immediately patted his chest and promised that he would definitely go.

He explained his behavior, "Oh, I really didn't mean it. It's all Master Wang's fault. He always likes to say weird things.

You know, I respect you so much!"

The Mage King who just opened the portal and rushed over: Li Youqian just now, why didn't he beat you to death? Okay, okay, you kid, you are really a dog.

Strange saw that he had just taken the blame for Lao Wang and was seen by him, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

But he said that everyone in Kamar-Taj knew that Li Youqian had the best relationship with Lao Wang, so it was no big deal for him to take the blame!

Having said that, Li Youqian is really strong! You can't see it with the Time Stone at all. Everything he does in each timeline seems to transcend the timeline.

It’s really against the will of heaven!

Li Youqian was just making an excuse as he didn't want to deal with the wedding matters. After notifying everyone, he was ready to leave.

Then he reminded Strange, "As a member of the Justice League, you must go. Oh, by the way, Xiao Wang, you should go too. Forget it, Kamar-Taj can have as many people as it wants.

Anyway, Tony is a big dog owner, so he won't go bankrupt if he eats his dog. He'll have more fun. When the time comes, let Blackie notify Jarvis."

"Ah? When did I become a member of the Justice League?" Strange didn't react, and then when he saw Li Youqian raised his fist, he remembered.

"Oh, that's it! I will definitely get there!"

Xiao Wang has no objection. He is inviting himself to a banquet. What objection can he have?

..........

Li Youqian took more than ten minutes to complete the matter of notifying Strange, then turned around and strolled back to New York, scanning New York for the location of Captain America and Spider-Man.

The two of them have been handling cases on the Justice League hotline during this period, so they decided to join in the fun. After all, these cases are full of weirdness and are fun to watch.

Spider-Man was not doing his job. He was helping Happy to come up with ideas and strategies for how to conquer the beautiful woman who was a widower with a baby as Happy mentioned. He looked very excited.

After Li Youqian's telekinetic scan, his expression became strange. He opened the portal and went to find Captain America.

Captain America was at the court scene, and Li Youqian's sudden appearance caused some commotion, but it was quickly calmed down.

An old man looked at the young man who had just exclaimed, and even spread his hands speechlessly.

"What's wrong with young people nowadays? Haven't they seen a superhero?"

Captain America also knew that Li Youqian came here to join in the fun, and said with a smile.

"You've come to the wrong place this time. He's just an ordinary battery thief. I'm here just to slack off for a paycheck. There's nothing to see!"

Li Youqian looked at the criminal with wise eyes, touched his chin and said, "That's not necessarily true. It looks like a Crouching Dragon and a Phoenix!"

"Oh, you heard the story of this little thief!" Captain America was interested.

Li Youqian waved his hand, "His face is full of stories!"

The judge followed the procedure and asked the thief why he stole the battery. The thief seemed to have realized what was happening and said sincerely, "Oh, I wanted to sell it for money and then find a prostitute!"

"Oh, not only do you steal things, you are also Park Chang, but this shows that your name is quite arrogant!"

The judge tried hard to hold back his laughter. It was the first time he had seen such an honest guy.

Li Youqian saw that the name card in front of the thief's desk read "Park Guk-chang". What a guy, he's from the H country.

The judge was able to hold back his laughter. Stealing a battery or a car is illegal in Country M, but fortunately, it is not a serious crime.

"Which place? How do you know?"

"Oh, it's in the Garden Alley near my home. My friend took me there. Look, the guy in green clothes listening over there is my friend!"

The little thief answered honestly.

His friend: I am broken, I am really broken. If you were tortured and told me about it, I wouldn’t blame you.

Is your mouth a broken cotton jacket? Why do you say anything?

Then several bailiffs arrested his brother as well!

The judge lowered his head and held back his laughter for ten seconds before he stopped laughing and spoke in a serious voice.

"How did you get to know him?"

"Oh, we met while gambling together."

"Oh, you two are gambling!" The judge didn't laugh, but the judge next to him laughed out loud, and then kept making small movements with his hands to cover up his embarrassment.

Little thief’s friend: Why should I know him? Why did I come here today?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

The little thief seemed to realize something and quickly defended himself, "I just play occasionally, sometimes the pressure is too great!"

“Why is there so much pressure?”

“Oh, because it was a scam, I couldn’t get any money, I really didn’t get much, I only got a few thousand, but it wasn’t a robbery, I got much more!

By the way, lawyer, you can say that these are all trivial matters, just tell the truth, and you can guarantee that I won’t go to jail! "

In order to hide his embarrassment, the lawyer took a sip of water and nearly choked to death. You really dare to say that, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick!

I originally thought it was a low-end game, but it turned out to be a high-end game!

"Alright, alright, tell me first, how much money did you rob? What are you going to do with the stolen money?"

The judge was afraid that Crouching Dragon and Phoenix would react, so he continued to ask questions.

The thief said honestly: "Take it to buy some drugs!"

"Okay, okay, who is the seller?"

"He's quitting now!"

The judge frowned, "Are you sure?"

"Sure, we didn't agree on the price in the last transaction, so I killed him. I did it myself, and he will definitely not do it again!"

Judge:........

Crowd:............

Well, the final result is out, sentencing the little thief to death. The buffs are piled up layer by layer, and the little thief is not a Walmart shopping bag of any gender, nor is he a vegetarian.

The gain buffs don't stack one by one, and the negative buffs are added one after another. In the end, he even admitted with his own hands that he killed someone. There's no hope, no hope.

After learning that he was sentenced to death, the thief became anxious and spoke loudly to his lawyer.

"Please make sure I'm okay! Didn't you say I'll just have to pay you some money?"

"Hey, who are you? I don't know you!" The defense lawyer's face was as black as charcoal. Do you think you are a wishing well and are making a wish here?

My professional ability is only slightly better than that of a lawyer named Zhang Wei, you think I am Zhang San! With all your buffs, Zhang San can only reduce your sentence at most, and you still want to pay some money, you are crazy!

He is so emo. He defended himself in a case of battery theft, but ended up getting a death penalty. His future is dark!

The thief's friend: Fortunately, I only gambled and parked my car, and didn't do anything else. Fortunately, fortunately, they are all trivial matters in comparison. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay~

Li Youqian and Captain America watched with great interest, such a smart guy.

Captain America couldn't believe it. He suspected that this guy had suicidal tendencies and wanted to die.

Li Youqian was suspicious, wondering if there was any hidden secret. He used his telekinesis to scan and check, and found out that there was no hidden secret. It was just that this guy was stupid.