Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian turned his telekinesis into a fist and beat Spider-Man up. After he was done beating Spider-Man up, he let Spider-Man wipe the window with a rag.

It must be said that the little spider is quite efficient in cleaning the windows from high altitude.

Spider-Man feels really unlucky today! This kind of thing is like your phone running out of battery. Your first choice is to charge it while playing with it.

Although it’s not a good idea to play with your phone while charging it, who cares!

When your nose itches and you don't have any tissue with you, you will definitely look around to see if there is anyone around, and then secretly pick your nose.

Although it's a bit uncivilized, it's human nature. In the end, I was bumped into by the rich guy.

It’s so unlucky, a bit!

The little spider wiped the outside windows until they were shiny. Li Youqian nodded in satisfaction and started chatting with him.

During his absence, nothing happened in Marvel and it was quite peaceful.

However, Spider-Man found it quite boring. It is understandable that young people all crave excitement.

He also talked about the several worlds he had traveled through, and especially couldn't help but complain about the world where drug lords were rampant.

He really hated that world, a world where the righteous people suffered and the evil people enjoyed life. Because of the heroine of that world, the fiancée, the ideals of those policemen were shattered.

Although I am not a good person, the male and female protagonists in that world are so disgusting.

Humph, I, Li, am a person with healthy values, but I just don’t like gambling and drugs.

A Guang: Shouldn’t it be pornography, gambling and drugs?

Li Youqian took Spider-Man out to the Justice League headquarters, and went downstairs to buy some food to relax.

Therefore, Spider-Man took off his spider suit and strolled with him.

Because of the stupid thing that Little Spider did, Li Youqian decided that Little Spider would pay for all the food he bought while strolling around.

Little Spider Parker paid the money with a bitter look on his face, and from time to time he would receive a loving iron fist from him, which made him cry out in pain.

He felt that it would be nice to beat up Spider-Man and feel the Marvel atmosphere.

Let me restore my world view and eyes, which have been shattered by seeing all kinds of outrageous birth worlds, to normal.

Very comfortable!

Look, this is the real world. Those worlds full of negative atmosphere feel too weird.

After staying in an orderly world for a long time, it always feels uncomfortable to enter a world where the rules and order are outrageous and chaotic.

Even if they don't stay for long, it's the same as destroying them!

I am more suited to a relaxed and cheerful style of painting!

As the two were swaying, suddenly, there was an emergency in front of them. The noise came from a man and a woman in front of them, who were holding hands with each other.

The man was on the phone, saying, "I'm working overtime tonight so I won't be going home!"

After saying that, the man and woman looked at each other, glanced at each other, and then smiled shyly.

This scene made people around shake their heads. Could it be that this man was fooling his wife and secretly looking for someone else outside?

Spider-Man said nothing and showed a confident expression to Li Youqian.

"Superheroes have to take action on this kind of thing, so just wait and see! See how I, now a qualified superhero, will handle this kind of immoral thing!

I want to teach this scumbag a lesson!"

After saying that, he strode forward, then slapped the man who was calling on the phone, and then spoke into the phone.

"He is a scumbag and not worth your wait!"

His expression had a hint of satisfaction from pretending to be cool, which was him standing on the moral high ground and pointing fingers at the scumbag, but the next second, his face changed drastically and he only listened to what was said on the phone.

"I'm his father, who are you?"

Little Spider: ......

He stepped back silently, handed the phone back to the man as if nothing had happened, trying to tell himself that nothing had happened.

Then the first thing the man did after getting the phone back was to hang up his father and then call the police.

He shouted loudly, "Someone is intentionally injuring others and robbing their property!"

"No, didn't I return the phone to you?" Spider-Man couldn't hold it in anymore.

The man touched his face. Do you know how much harm a big bidou had done to him?

He was extremely angry, "Then you admit that you intentionally hurt someone!"

Little Spider: ......

Li Youqian walked over and patted him on the shoulder. "The first thing a superhero should do when handling an incident is to clarify the situation before taking action. Also, don't teach others a lesson! If you make a mistake, it will be very embarrassing!

There is an old saying that goes, when you educate others in the name of doing good for others, what you think in your heart are suggestions, but what you say are opinions!

Do you understand? A qualified superhero Spider-Man! "

He said the last sentence in a very low voice, but Spider-Man heard it clearly.

In response to the words of Li Youqian, the old superhero, Spider-Man took a while to utter, "Then could you please stop laughing!"

"How is that possible? How could I laugh at you? Hahahaha, I just suddenly thought of something happy, hahaha!"

Li Youqian was so happy that he thought the funny characters in the Marvel world were really interesting.

With the sound of police sirens, two police cars arrived quickly, and with them was Captain America. Although Spider-Man was not wearing his battle suit, ordinary people did not know who he was.

But Captain America knew, and then he saw Li Youqian standing next to him, and the two of them laughed at Spider-Man.

Little Spider: ......

Finally, Spider-Man got into the police car, and Li Youqian and Captain America also got in.

Captain America told the man who was slapped that he would deal with this guy who stole things and beat people on the street.

Then he quickly ordered everyone to evacuate the scene. After all, he wanted to secretly use his power to save Spider-Man from going to jail. It was a bit exciting if he did less bad things.

The police car drove straight to the Justice League headquarters building, and Li Youqian, Captain America, and Spider-Man got out.

Captain America was talking about why he was going to the scene. Today he was going to deal with the Justice League hotline.

I had just resolved a hotline issue and sent two people to the police station. I was about to retreat when I heard it.

Some people were robbing and beating people on the street, so I decided to go join in the fun, and then I saw the funny little spider and this outrageous thing.

Captain America thought about how Spider-Man realized that he had hit the wrong person and just now he said in a pretentious manner that he was a scumbag and not worth your waiting.

The person opposite is someone's dad, hahahaha, so funny. He is so embarrassed that he can dig out a villa with his toes!

Spider-Man: ........, dark history! It's definitely dark history! You know it's embarrassing, can you please not repeat it?

Are there any alien spaceships? Would you mind taking a ride? I want to leave Earth!

Li Youqian also smiled and patted Captain America's shoulder. The two of them put their arms around each other's shoulders and looked at Spider-Man evilly.

Spider-Man suddenly felt a chill on his back as he looked at the two of them. Just as he stretched out his hand, he saw Li Youqian open the portal and take Captain America directly into the floor of the Justice League headquarters.

Spider-Man quickly chased in. No need to guess, everyone knew that these two were going to publicize their dark history. These two were the kind of people who would do such a thing.