Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine
Chapter 309 Naughty Child
The method of taking the blame is somewhat useful. Whenever Li Youqian does something bad in the future, he will encounter a strong man similar to the OAA level.
He calls himself Marvel's omnipotent creator, the god of all things OAA.
Suffer for OAA, and bear the bad reputation from now on!
The exclusive BGM at the end is pretty good. It’s useless, but it’s very BiGe!
Although it may be a little embarrassing, normal people will probably think that you have a little bee on your body and are playing music. It is indeed embarrassing to think that way!
Then it's about exchanging intelligence for strength. Li Youqian couldn't even imagine how much stronger he could become with his extremely smart intelligence.
But I still don't want to use it. Of course, it's not because I don't have confidence in myself, but mainly because I'm afraid that I'll change it too much, become stupid, and then forget to change it back. What should I do?
Li Youqian wiped the sweat from his forehead. Although he didn't do anything, he still felt that he had worked hard.
Most of the skill items in the ten consecutive draws can be made by myself now, but because of the special system, the things drawn may contain surprises.
For example, the method of taking the blame, when used by Li Youqian with his strength, is effective against people of the same level!
Of course, most of it is useless, a bit like panning for gold in shit.
After drawing 20 times, Li Youqian stretched his muscles and used the time-travel card without saying a word.
Then, it turned into a white light and disappeared on the spot. The draw was over, and it was time to travel through the world.
..........
A seemingly ordinary urban technological world, but as soon as Li Youqian arrived in this world, he realized something was wrong.
It is normal to have naughty children in the urban technological world, but it is not normal at all for this naughty child to hold his head in his hands.
This is a dim alley, and it is pitch black outside, as if it is night.
The headless child looked at the person who suddenly appeared after the white light passed by, and held his head to his chest with a smile.
"Uncle, come and play with me, okay? I want to hit the ball, but I'm afraid of the pain. Can you hit it with your head?"
As the headless child spoke, he pressed the head that was on his chest onto his neck, then his smile became more and more unbridled, revealing his sharp teeth.
Although no one knows how this guy appeared, the headless child is not afraid of him at all.
It is well known in this world that only ghosts can fight ghosts, with all the bells and whistles and a burst of white light.
This guy might be carrying a flash bomb, what a stupid mortal!
As long as you break my rules, I will let you see what cruelty is!
Jie Jie Jie! ! !
With a snap! Li Youqian slapped him, causing the head that he had just put on his neck to spin 360 degrees, and then fell to the ground with a snap.
“Really? I hate poor kids the most. You patted the ball and patted my head. How about I pat yours?
I will show you my talent directly!"
As Li Youqian spoke, he grabbed his head, treated it as a basketball, and then sang and danced to RAP basketball!
Then there was the Aikun Dance!
The headless child was stunned. No, there is no ghost aura on him. How could he hurt me?
And you feel the pain?
Do you know how much harm that slap in the face caused to a child like yourself?
Why don't you play by the rules?
Normally, you shouldn't answer my questions. If you answer well, I will pull your head off and hit it with it as a ball. If you answer badly, you won't play with me.
I will get angry and pull your head off and hit it like a ball. Only you can think calmly.
Only by not answering me, enduring all my threats and not saying a word can you have a chance to survive and escape from this alley.
But this is only temporary. If you keep pestering that person, one day, that person's head will be pulled off and hit like a ball.
As a result, his head was treated like a ball, no, a basketball, and he didn't even have the strength to resist!
The headless child ghost not only felt the pain, but even felt like he was being played like a basketball and was going to die!
I have become obedient in an instant, please let me go!
"Wuwuwu, brother, I was wrong, I won't be naughty again, please let me go!
I’m still a child!”
"No, you little devil, how dare you say that!"
Li Youqian grabbed his head, put it in front of him, and spoke jokingly.
Headless Ghost Child: Damn, this guy discriminates against ghost children. What's wrong with ghost children? Are ghost children not children?
He thought so in his heart, but didn't say it out loud, "Yes, I'm a devil kid, not a naughty kid, let me go!"
"Alright, alright, I'll let you go. I'll take you to the Emperor's Banner Palace right now!"
Li Youqian feels that the ghosts in this world are very strange and different from ordinary ghosts.
For example, there are a lot of ghosts in the world of immortal cultivation in our own Human Emperor Flag.
That kind of ghost is more like a special life, a simple soul of a dead person, affected by some energy, such as resentment and death.
But the ghosts in this world are different. For example, this ghost child is different from the ghosts in the traditional sense.
He has a physical body of his own, and although he looks like a dead person, he is actually the same as a dead person.
But ordinary physical attacks should be ineffective against him. Even if his body is broken by that kind of attack, he can recover.
Things like black dog blood and peach wood swords in the traditional sense are also ineffective against it.
In this case, this kind of ghost should be stronger than the traditional ghosts, but the ghosts in this world also have shortcomings.
It seems that there is a special restriction. Only after completing certain steps can the ghost in this world kill people, and the way he attacks also carries a little bit of the power of rules.
For example, this ghost kid seems to be able to pull off the target's head with a slight tug, and then kick it like a ball.
Some say he is a ghost, but Li Youqian prefers to call him weird.
What a special world!
Li Youqian thought so, and seeing the ferocious expression of the headless child ghost, he simply grabbed his head, slapped it hard, and forcibly stuffed the head into the child's body from the neck.
Because just now, after hearing what Li Youqian said, the headless child ghost didn't understand what he meant.
But judging from the tone, one can tell that the Human Emperor Flag is definitely not a good place, and this mysterious guy doesn't want to let him go!
So he struggled desperately, but it was of no use, and instead his head was pressed into his chest.
It hurts so much! After becoming a ghost, this child hasn’t felt such pain for a long time!
Of course the reason is very simple, because Li Youqian's attacks all contain the power of my thinking.
If hitting someone doesn't hurt, then why do we still hit them? This is what I think.
The body of the headless child ghost gradually stiffened, as if it had become a real corpse, motionless, as if it had really died!
Li Youqian raised his eyebrows when he saw this scene. The ghosts in this world are not only special, but also know how to play dead. They are just not very smart.
Don't you know? Your body is originally a dead body? Aren't you just simply not moving?
Li Youqian slowly and firmly took out the Human Emperor Flag. Are you kidding? Even if you are really dead, you can't waste it!
Come into my Renhuang Banner! There are private rooms inside!
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