Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian looked at the nervous Ebonythroat in front of him, sighed and said.

"Lee's fists don't hit women!"

"You have already hit him, and you crushed him directly!" Ebonymaw's eyes lit up, and he slowly backed away while answering Li Youqian.

With a bang, Li Youqian turned into a shadow in an instant and came in front of Ebony Maw, and then with a snap!

He slapped Ebonymaw directly, turned her body 360 degrees, and then froze her in place.

"I said I wouldn't hit women with my fists, but I didn't say anything about slapping or telekinesis!"

Ebony Maw: You're a fool.

Li Youqian turned around and saw Ebony Maw, who was standing still behind him, suddenly burst into black flames. In just a few seconds, not even a trace of Ebony Maw was left.

Li Youqian looked at the four stunned people behind him, raised his eyebrows, and said pretentiously: "Is he handsome?"

The four of them nodded in agreement, "So handsome!"

The corners of Li Youqian's mouth gradually rose. The female version of bad friends are also pretty good. At least they like to tell the truth!

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A day later, on the top floor of Stark Building, it was particularly lively today. Tony began to gather members of the Avengers because of Ebony Maw's attack on the city and Thanos.

Even because Captain America had a falling out with her some time ago, she became anxious.

It was difficult to judge her expression. The female banner next to her went out of her way to comfort her, giving an example, saying that quarrels are like fighting at the head of the bed and making up at the foot of the bed.

After such a long time, no one had taken it to heart anymore, and Tony was successfully convinced.

Li Youqian: Your metaphor is somehow inappropriate. What does it mean to fight at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed?

They are not husband and wife, they are both women!

Uh, female bronze? Why am I so excited for no reason? Oh no, it's getting more and more perverted day by day!

Following various familiar people to the top floor of Stark Building.

Li Youqian looked at these gender-reversed guys and felt like he was going to die of laughter!

Li Youqian pointed at the burly Black Widow and almost died of laughter.

"Black Widow, Black Widow, hahahahahaha, I can't stand it, you even have a beard!

Absolutely, absolutely absolutely! "

Li Youqian was taking pictures with his mobile phone, and he became even happier when he noticed the bald, one-eyed, dark-skinned old lady who was rushing over.

"Bald head, one eye, dark skin, such obvious features, you are not a brother, ugh! Auntie, you are not Nick Fury!"

Before the female version of Fury could reveal her identity, Li Youqian was almost laughing and took out his cell phone to take pictures!

Li Youqian's behavior made them very confused, but after a while, Tony finished explaining the whole story, Li Youqian's identity, and Thanos' plan.

A new crisis on Earth, and so on, a series of things!

In fact, Li Youqian was originally planning to directly use the portal to find Thanos and kill her.

But when Tony proposed to convene all the members of the Avengers, Li Youqian said on the spot that they must be convened and he had to take a good look at the Avengers members in this world.

Li Youqian was taking pictures with his mobile phone. This time he must let them take a good look at the main world. It is so novel!

Because of Li Youqian's intrusion, Tony, Strange, and Spider-Man were not involved in the spaceship.

Even the spaceship was taken away by Li Youqian, and Tony and the others didn't say anything.

And in a sense, that spaceship was Li Youqian's trophy!

Tony and others were not involved in the spaceship. The five Obsidian generals gave away two heads at the beginning. It was a very favorable start!

At this time, Tony, Strange and Banner had an idea in their minds that as long as not only Lee had money, this big boss, but also Thanos, would not be worth mentioning.

But unfortunately, Tony, Strange and Banner have seen with their own eyes how powerful Li Youqian is, but the rest of the people have not.

For example, the female version of Captain America, Falcon, Black Widow and others, even though they know that Tony would not lie.

Li Youqian is really strong, but they still have concerns. Can he really defeat the Mad Titan Thanos?

He is just a man! How can a man be so strong?

Li Youqian: What the hell? Gender discrimination, thinking that men are generally weaker, what a strange feeling!

No, if that's the case, then I'm still version T0 in this world.

However, despite his worries, Tony is always very prestigious no matter which Marvel world he is in.

After all, Iron Man's influence is huge!

Everyone present still believed that Li Youqian was a powerful helper.

But we still need to make a plan to deal with Thanos, such as removing the Mind Stone on the forehead of the female Vision.

Then go to Wakanda and use the technology there to remove the gem from his forehead.

Then Wanda will use chaos magic to destroy it!

Putting all hopes on one person, and someone they are not very familiar with, no organization or rational person would make such a choice.

Captain America and others, who had never seen Li Youqian's terrorist forces, thought that this plan was the best.

If Li Youqian is really strong, he can help protect Vision, and the plan of removing and destroying the Mind Gem can be implemented perfectly.

The plan was good, but Li Youqian said he was in a hurry.

To be honest, Li Youqian looked at those superheroes who were women in the main world, such as Black Widow and Wanda.

In front of him, appearing in the form of a man, the contrast, ah! My eyes are going to be blinded!

As for their clear understanding of themselves!

Li Youqian felt that he had to prove that men should be strong! Even though the world is gender-reversed!

But men, you can't say you can't do it!

So he stood up, stretched out his hands and pressed down, "Okay, okay, I took your photos too.

These are quite collectible. As for the matter of Thanos, I agreed to solve it for you, so I will help you solve it!"

His terrifying mental power was released directly, ready to sweep the entire world.

Prepare to find the Thanos of this world directly and let him experience what a dimensionality reduction attack means!

However, before Li Youqian could find Thanos, Thanos came to him on his own.

Another huge ring-shaped spaceship appeared. This one was even bigger and it just hovered high in the sky, casting a huge shadow on the entire New York.

Troubled New York: Nothing is gone, villains, aliens invading the earth, I've gotten used to it!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

After experiencing many disasters, the citizens of New York have retreated into their basements in an orderly manner.

New York police also quietly hid in the basements and safe houses of police stations.

No, they only earn a certain amount of money a month, and asking them to fight with aliens, isn’t that a rip-off?

Before, the police had to evacuate the crowds, but now they don’t. New Yorkers have now hidden themselves in an orderly manner. That’s very good, very good.

New York citizens: It’s nothing special, I just do it with my skills.

To be honest, they are all very annoyed. A wave of aliens came yesterday and another one came today. It seems like this will never end!

Normally, for aliens to invade the Earth or attack New York City, it shouldn't take some time, at least a few months!

Wait, why do I think it’s normal for this kind of thing to happen every few months? Damn it, I’m almost used to it!