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"Li Youqian, I heard that you killed a dragon-level monster? You can kill an ordinary monster just for information.

A dragon-level monster is an important force in the Monster Association, you shouldn't kill him!"

Big Eyes' voice was somewhat gloomy. Li Youqian stood on a dilapidated high-rise building in the suburbs of City Z and sighed, "Why do agents and spies like to meet on the rooftop?"

Standing on the rooftop were Li Youqian, the one-eyed Da Jingyan, and a huge humanoid monster that occupied most of the rooftop.

He was wearing a black martial arts uniform, had four eyes and a mouth full of fangs. He was Hao Jie, one of the Dragon-level cadres of the Monster Association.

Big Eyes showed a dissatisfied look on his face, "Don't change the subject, tell me, Li Youqian, what do you think?

Do you really think that if you join the Hero Association, you're no longer a weirdo?"

Li Youqian complained in his heart, I’m not a weirdo.

To be honest, One Punch Man's definition of monsters is inherently vague, such as the S-class hero Pig God and the A-class No. 1 Sweet Mask.

If the Pig God stops eating monsters and eats humans instead, then he would be a typical monster. After Sweet Mask becomes a monster, he still acts as a hero.

Therefore, the main method of judging monsters in the One Punch Man world is actually their appearance and whether they cause harm to human society.

However, humans and monsters have such a deep inherent impression of themselves that even Sykes stubbornly believes that there are no good people if they become monsters.

Prejudice is a deadly thing! For example, Sweetheart Mask suffered this loss.

In the later comics, Li Youqian remembered that after Sweetheart Mask was revealed to be a weirdo, countless people boycotted and insulted Sweetheart Mask.

It completely ignores how much contribution Sweet Mask has made to mankind and how many monsters he has killed.

Human nature, alas!

Li Youqian sighed and his face suddenly became very sad, which meant that it was time to show his real skills.

"Three days later and three days later, Lord Great Eyes, do you know how hard it is for me to be in the Hero Association?

If my identity is exposed, I will die instantly, but for the sake of the association and to gather more intelligence, I will climb up step by step until I reach the top.

I want to be Zhao Gao! An S-class hero! Do you know how much hardship I have endured? "

Li Youqian's sad expression and powerful accusation made Da Jingyan stunned for a moment.

"Then you shouldn't kill dragon-level monsters. Every dragon-level monster can play a big role!"

Li Youqian turned his head and revealed his back to Da Jingyan and Haojie without reservation.

"I don't want to kill monsters! Actually, it was a bald hero who killed them.

He is very strong. I have seen him kill several dragon-level monsters with my own eyes. Once, he killed a dragon-level monster in one hit.

Then he threw his head on the ground and showed it to me with a hideous grin. You have no idea how cruel that was!

My young heart suffered countless injuries. All I could do was to take away his credit and delay his becoming an S-class hero.

Maybe, if he gets dissatisfied, he will stop being a hero and fighting monsters!"

Li Youqian directly described the terrifying bald devil from the perspective of a weirdo.

Big Eyes seemed to be unconvinced, "Is it true? There are people so powerful? How come I have never heard of them?"

Li Youqian waved his hand and said, "That's because I was the one who secretly let him kill the monster. The credit was given to others.

Now the bald devil has begun to be dissatisfied with the Hero Association!"

Sykes, who was controlling the Big Eye, rolled his eyes. He had just begun to believe this guy. What he said now seemed a bit outrageous.

Li Youqian looked at Da Jingyan who didn't believe him and shouted loudly: "You still don't believe it!

Then just treat me as dead. I am already dead because I have money. You picked me as an idol! Just let me contribute to the Monster Association quietly!"

Li Youqian only recently discovered that his acting skills were so superb. If he had not been reborn, he would have definitely entered the entertainment industry.

This is the hero who had been silent all this time, speaking disdainfully, "What a meeting of eunuchs, nonsense, I have never heard of such a powerful person, tell me his location, and I will go meet him!"

Haojie has always disliked Li Youqian. After all, Li Youqian looks weak and small, but his abilities are somewhat strange, Xiao Daoer.

Li Youqian was stunned. No, buddy, you’re in a hurry to reincarnate!

"Not with your strength. If you and him were even, he would break you into nine pieces with one punch."

Li Youqian didn't really want to tell Haojie the location of Saitama's house. After all, Haojie was also a dragon-level monster.

And in the normal plot, he won't go berserk, but will stay in the Monster Association obediently. When you want to make a big move, you can use him as a tool.

Otherwise, how can the big brother who drives the spaceship have fun?

How could Li Youqian still stir up trouble? As a result, Li Youqian did not say anything, and the big eyed man next to him said directly: "The bald man he was talking about should be the one who lives next door to him."

Haojie nodded fiercely, turned around and ran towards Li Youqian's house.

Haojie doesn't believe that there are such strong humans in the world. You know, even the monster king Orochi can't break himself into nine pieces with one punch.

"No? Haojie, are you serious?"

Damn, this guy Big Eyes actually investigated me, but Li Youqian was not panicked at all. After all, what he said was both true and false. At least what the bald devil said was true.

The big man stared at Li Youqian with his one eye, not knowing what he was thinking.

In fact, Da Jingyan was also very confused. Li Youqian’s abilities were indeed special, his recovery ability was particularly strong, and his way of fighting was also very strange.

But I always feel that Li Youqian doesn't have the strength to kill a dragon-level monster. Could it be that what Li Youqian said is true? It's impossible. That's even more outrageous!

In just a few minutes, before Big Eyes could figure out what was going on, a huge head flew over his head and then crashed heavily into a ruin in the distance.

Da Jing looked at the blood dripping from his head, and then looked at the huge head. Wasn't that the head of the hero?

Suddenly, a feeling came to my mind that a terrifying creature was staring at me, as if it was my natural enemy.

Even the position of Sykes, who was remotely controlling Big Eye, was shaking. Li Youqian didn't say a word, grabbed Big Eye and turned around to fly.

It flew two miles away, then found a rooftop and landed.

Li Youqian patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, the bald devil didn't find us, otherwise we would be dead and my identity would be exposed!"

Da Jingyan said tremblingly: "What you said is true, that man can really kill a dragon-level monster in seconds!"

Li Youqian shed tears and complained in his heart, "Saiyu, is it possible that the hero is beaten to death with only his head left? How much energy must this waste?"

But on the surface, it seemed like he was mourning a hero, "I told you, but you refused to listen!"

At this moment, Li Youqian seemed to be a true loyal minister, and Da Jingyan said that he really was, and I cried to death!