Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine
Chapter 243 Fat House Spider-Man
After a night passed, the outside world gradually turned into daytime. Li Youqian did a backflip to escape from the small world, then flew directly into the sky and looked at New York below.
I have to say, Western memorial services are really bad! There is no food, bad review!
So after joining in the fun last night, Li Youqian decisively returned to his own little world and stayed up late playing with his phone.
I didn’t sleep the whole night, but I wasn’t sleepy at all. It’s good to be stronger, so I can have fun directly until I don’t want to play anymore, and then I leave the small world.
Li Youqian decided to first find the protagonist in the original plot, a little guy, and began to scan the entire New York with his telekinesis.
After just a few seconds of scanning, I discovered that a guy with a body different from that of an ordinary person was on top of a tall building. He was very close to me and there was no need to use a portal.
Li Youqian flew towards there at a very fast speed!
On top of a tall building, a boy wearing a hooded outfit and a spider mask was taking a deep breath. He was looking at the hustle and bustle of traffic below the building, looking a little nervous.
After Li Youqian flew over, he hid high in the sky to watch the show and gave confident comments.
“I’m guessing this guy is going to jump off a tall building and practice swinging on a silk thread!
Speaking of which, I have always had a question. Spider-Man can spin silk in the city and swing around. He is very agile.
If it was on a plain, then he would have no choice but to run. Spider-Man running like crazy is inexplicably funny!"
In my mind, A Guang complained mercilessly: What kind of train of thought is this dog host having?
After complaining, he quickly said: "Host, you are right! You are really a genius!"
Li Youqian couldn't help but curl his lips. This damn system only knew how to flatter, and its flattery skills were not very high.
At this moment, the guy standing on the tall building, took a deep breath, closed his eyes, opened his eyes, and hurried down the stairs.
Then, under Li Youqian's confused gaze, he ran to the top of a building next door that was more than ten meters high.
"Are you afraid of falling to death?" Li Youqian laughed. Seeing him take such a long deep breath and calm down for a long time, he thought he was mustering up his courage.
As a result, he just gave in. The reason might be because he is not a sports student.
Afterwards, Li Youqian silently took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording function.
Are you kidding? Which Spider-Man doesn't fall flat on his face the first time he uses his powers? This kind of black history must be preserved.
What a pity. These videos can only be used to make fun of Spider-Man. It would be nice if there was a parallel world of Tony, the old funny kind.
When the time comes, just take more photos and videos and make fun of your friends!
As Li Youqian expected, the child jumped down from the roof, and on the last jump he stepped on his shoelaces.
It then bumped around in the air, and finally hit the ground heavily, landing on its butt.
Li Youqian touched his chin and said, "This might be a bit painful!"
This area was very remote and there were not many people around. Li Youqian floated down from the sky and landed next to the child.
"You little brat, you are so naughty at such a young age, throwing things from a high place!"
The kid who becomes the new generation Spider-Man is named Miles. At this time, he is very confused. What the hell is this? What does it mean to throw objects from a high altitude?
Have you ever seen someone throw something at you? When you see me falling, shouldn't you first be concerned about whether I'm injured?
No, it seemed like this thing just flew down!
"Who are you? A new superhero? And I'm not throwing objects from a high altitude. I was just practicing! Testing my physical strength.
It's definitely not because I'm not familiar with my own abilities that I fell down directly!"
Li Youqian smiled and said, "Throwing objects from high altitude means dropping objects from a high place.
Did you just fall from the roof? Did you fall from a great height? This means that you fell from a height and dropped an object!"
Miles was speechless, "Can you please not mess up the formula?"
"Alright, alright, I am indeed a superhero, but not from this world!"
Li Youqian fell to the ground and spoke casually. Miles suddenly had an idea and understood everything in an instant.
"I know! It must be because of Kingpin's super battle that the passage from other time and space was opened.
This is so cool, I wonder if there will be other superheroes from other worlds!"
Li Youqian pointed at the middle-aged decadent man in a coat behind him and said, "I'm afraid you're talking about him!"
Miles quickly turned around and saw a decadent middle-aged man running towards him.
He ran over with excitement and stretched out his hand, "I feel the same kind, what is going on?"
Miles seemed to be frightened and stretched out a hand. Lightning came out directly from his hand. The middle-aged decadent man was electrocuted and spit out black smoke, then fell asleep.
And revealed his fat belly and spider suit.
Li Youqian didn't say anything, but just silently raised his phone and took a close-up of his fat belly.
Thor, if you become a fat otaku in the future, and Spider-Man dares to laugh at you, I will give you this photo, and then you can laugh at him.
This wave of half a catty and eight taels is right, hey, I am such a good person!
It’s definitely not adding fuel to the fire!
..........
In Miles' room, after Miles told the story about the previous Spider-Man and Kingpin in this world and the super collider, the fat version of Spider-Man was telling his own origins.
He is Peter Parker from another world. He experienced the failure of hotel investment, the death of Aunt May, and his girlfriend's divorce, and he has never recovered since then.
He became decadent and overate. Even his extraordinary physique couldn't handle it and he turned into a fat otaku.
Finally, because of the super collider in this world, I came to this world.
After the obese Parker finished speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said unhappily: "The person next to you, can you please stop recording the video?"
"Really? I didn't record any video!" Li Youqian put down his phone, sighing in his heart that this Spider-Man was really miserable.
The fat version of Parker sighed and didn't say anything. He just wanted to go back to his own world now. Even though his life was terrible in that world, it was the world he had always lived in.
"So how on earth am I supposed to get back?"
“I know that. Hey, kid, did the Peter Parker in this world give you a USB drive?
With that USB drive and the help of the super collider, we can get him back to his own world!"
Li Youqian has no moral principles and directly gives away the plot.
When the fat version of Parker heard this, his eyes were full of hope, and then Miles hurriedly began to search his pockets.
Then he took out a damaged USB flash drive from his butt pocket.
He stuttered a little and said, "When I was testing my ability before, I think I broke this thing!
You showed up and made me not pay attention to this matter!"
The fat version of Parker, with no tears to cry, is this little black Spider-Man his own nemesis?
I electrocuted myself at the beginning and destroyed my hope of going back. It hurts! It hurts so much!!!
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