Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Casillas felt like a thousand horses galloping through his heart.

How dare you say that by cutting off someone's hands, you're not evil. You're obviously the villain!

And you are communicating with the Lord of the Dark Dimension. You are the Lord of the Dark Dimension now! Bastard!

Casillas was about to say something in rebuttal when Li Youqian patted his shoulder with one hand.

With a serious face, she said to him: "When you do something bad later, don't say it was me, don't expose me!"

Casillas is confused!

Casillas was alert and realized something was wrong. "What happened?"

"Nothing, the target person is here!" Li Youqian grabbed his shoulder with one hand and threw him away.

Whoosh!

Casillas flew straight over like a label, while in the distance, Strange was driving a luxury car, humming a tune and singing.

Suddenly, I saw a person flying in the sky!

"What the hell! Superman? A guy in a robe, is he a superhero? By the process of elimination, he's not a superhero!

Damn, that's a super villain!"

With a bang, Casillas landed right on the luxury car.

He stepped hard and left two footprints on the roof!

Strange was so distressed that he shouted in the car, "Fuck! Fuck! I just bought a new car!"

In the world of superheroes, what are the two things that annoy ordinary people the most?

1. Superhero, you use your new car as a weapon, and the most outrageous thing is that you even scrapped it!

2. He used your scrapped new car to smash the house you bought with a loan.

Strange was fine, he only encountered two of the most annoying things, one of which was...

But he also seemed very unhappy. Of course he was unhappy, so what should he do? Of course he called the police!

This guy looks abnormal and may be a super villain. After calling the police, the Justice League will deal with him!

Strange called the police as he drove towards the nearest police station.

As soon as he called the police, he was happy. The bicycle king's men were patrolling nearby. What was there to be afraid of?

He immediately stood up and shouted directly: "You are done, the bicycle king's men will be here soon!

Do you dare to challenge him?"

Li Youqian, who was watching the show nearby, said: ........., no, my name on the Justice League official website is Zuzongren! Are you all blind?

Li Youqian waved his hand, and several robots flying towards him stopped instantly.

Just because you have this crappy nickname, even Jesus can’t save you, I say!

Casillas was also angry. He couldn't beat the hateful Li Youqian, but could it be that I couldn't beat an ordinary person like you?

A long energy whip blew open the roof of the car, Casillas grabbed Strange's collar with one hand, and then jumped out of the car.

A wizard jumped down from a speeding car, and he jumped down very steadily. Although the soles of his shoes glowed a little, it was estimated that the shoes were a magical weapon!

But there is no doubt that Casillas has a good body!

Li Youqian commented that fake mages are fragile and good at ranged combat, while real mages are muscular and good at close combat!

(Gandalf said it was great! The mage just needs to click on the Holy Light, and the big sword is still handy!)

Casillas threw Strange under a tree beside the road.

Strange's heart skipped a beat, and then he shouted, "Why are you trying to kill me? Spare my life, and I'll give you a lot of money!"

"Don't worry, I don't want your money!" Casillas answered him coldly.

Although I don’t know why Li Youqian wanted to break this man’s hand, it doesn’t matter.

What’s important is his dream of immortality. In the original plot, he was corroded by Dormammu’s dark energy so quickly.

On the other hand, it also illustrates his pursuit of his own goals, resurrecting his wife and daughter and not fearing death.

It was just a matter of cutting off one's hand, not killing him, so Casillas didn't feel any burden at all.

Strange felt even worse after hearing this, "No, buddy! I don't want money, do you want my life?"

"I don't want your life either!"

As soon as these words came out, Strange's brain started working rapidly, and then he covered his butt with both hands.

"I don't want money or life, no buddy, I'm not gay! Why did you come to me to rape me?

Let me go, I'll give you money, and you can find someone better! A forced melon is not sweet! Give up, I won't let you succeed! "

Strange lamented that he was too handsome and that gay men with super powers were about to attack him!

Then he put on an expression of unwillingness to surrender!

Casillas: ........

"I'm not gay, asshole!" He stretched out his hands and pinched Strange's hands.

Then, after a scream, Strange fell into a coma and fainted from the pain!

Li Youqian also appeared behind Casillas at this time and said with a sigh: "Hey, you are so cruel, it's a sin!"

Speaking of which, Li Youqian had a good impression of Doctor Strange, although the original plot would have seen both of his hands broken.

But I feel embarrassed for adding fuel to the fire and doing this!

Let’s put it this way, next time we fight the purple sweet potato spirit and the director of the universe’s family planning bureau.

I will take action!

This way, you won't be usurped by the little king just because you disappeared for a few years. It can be considered as compensation for you. The plan works!

(Xiao Wang: I beg you to forgive me for being honest. I will never borrow money from you again!)

Li Youqian looked at the unconscious Strange and considerately asked several robots that were originally standing still in the distance to fly over and take him to the hospital.

Then Li Youqian said to himself in a good mood: "Today, I saved a person who fainted on the roadside with both hands broken. What a good thing it is!

Do one good deed a day, and you will be a superhero!"

Kaecilius:...........No wonder you, a dog, are the lord of the dark dimension. When it comes to dark Dormammu, he is not even a hair as good as you!

Li Youqian looked at Casillas' constipated expression and knew what he was thinking.

I snorted in my heart and thought, go ahead and complain, after a while you will be my own laborer!

..........

In New York First People's Hospital, Strange opened his eyes. The familiar ceiling and familiar smell meant he should be in the hospital now.

He first eagerly felt the feeling behind his buttocks. His buttocks didn’t hurt. That was great. He breathed a sigh of relief instantly!

Fortunately, my virginity was not taken away by that guy!

But soon I realized something was wrong. Where were my hands? I looked down and saw that both my hands were heavily cast.

Strange was frightened, angry and horrified. This would be worse than losing her virginity!

Is his hand okay? This is the one that he uses to make a living. If anything goes wrong with it, he will want to die.

That damn bastard has been investigating me for a long time, saying that he is a doctor and a genius neurosurgeon.

I rejected that gay guy, and he did this to me! Born!