Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Star-Lord was silent for a while, and suddenly asked a question, "I inherited Ego's bloodline and his power?"

"That's right, that's why you are barely qualified to be my little brother, otherwise why would you be my little brother?

And with that bloodline, you can work for me for 300 years."

Li Youqian said as a matter of course. Xingjue was silent for a while, "Then does my mother's death have anything to do with him?"

In Li Youqian's words, his father was extremely cold-blooded and gave birth to him just to inherit his power.

But his mother loved him so much until she died, and his father, the god named Ego, didn't even go back to see him.

Star-Lord now even suspects that his mother's death is related to her, and why he was not welcomed by relatives other than his mother when he was a child.

It's because everyone thinks he is a disaster. Ever since he was born, his mother has become seriously ill.

This is indeed a coincidence, but after listening to what his father said today, Star-Lord had a bad idea in his mind.

Li Youqian looked at Star-Lord and felt that his intuition was quite accurate. "Yes, your mother is just an ordinary human being. She will definitely die if she combines with your father!"

"Help me kill him, no matter how many years I have to work for you!" Star-Lord was instantly filled with anger, and now he had only hatred in his eyes for his father, whom he had yet to meet.

Li Youqian clapped his hands like a panda, good, good, you are worthy of being Star-Lord, the real dad killer!

The fake Thanos is busy with family planning, the real Thanos wants to kill his father as soon as he opens his mouth, and the one who is filial to his parents is him!

"Okay, I'll help you once for free, but are you sure?"

Li Youqian was thinking about the god Ego, and inexplicably remembered the god embryo inside the earth. Now he was no longer afraid of the god group.

Find a time to humanely destroy that thing when it is almost mature.

At that time, the soul will be stored in the Human Emperor Banner, and the body will be compressed and stored.

As we all know, the gods are full of treasures, and their bone marrow and brain marrow are all good things.

Therefore, Li Youqian feels that the god embryo inside the earth and the god Ego, these two guys are destined to be with me!

While Li Youqian was thinking, Xingjue fell silent. After a while, he said, "I will go check the situation myself.

If this is true, I will avenge my mother no matter what the cost!"

"OK, call me when you've made up your mind. Oh, and if you call me for no reason, I'll turn you into a little lizard forever!"

Li Youqian nodded. Although he was a strong man and there was no need to lie to him, it was about his father. Although he had never met him before, it was normal for him to be cautious.

Xiao Heizi, the robots sent out have taken control of the entire spacecraft and can operate it directly.

At this time, the black spaceship was flying towards Xiao Heizi's base in the universe.

Li Youqian had dealt with the matter almost completely, so he left decisively. The people around him were either robots or aliens, and the only woman was a green-skinned one.

I don’t like it very much, I’m leaving, it’s not fun!

............

In New York, Li Youqian has been leisurely staying at home for a few days, dealing with Star-Lord's affairs and stretching his muscles. Now he is back and ready to continue staying at home.

As a result, after scanning New York with telekinesis, it was discovered that the Justice League seemed to be holding a team-building event and had set up a table of food at the headquarters. Li Youqian decisively chose to join in the fun.

Not all the people came this time, only Spider-Man, Tony, Captain America, and the dark-blooded Nick Fury.

"You didn't even tell me about your dinner party. Okay, okay, have you all forgotten about our lost youth?"

While Li Youqian was joking, he felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere.

Captain America smiled as soon as he saw Li Youqian, "Youqian is here too? The motorcycle you helped me fix last time is so cool to drive now!"

"Of course not. Don't you see who I am?" Li Youqian modified the motorcycle himself and now he can even drive it into space.

Captain America laughed even more happily and glanced at the black-braised egg.

"Especially the quality, it's really good. A black-brined guy hit my motorcycle with his car.

After several collisions, my motorcycle was fine, but his car was damaged. Oh, not all of it was damaged, only the air conditioning system was still working!"

Li Youqian touched his chin and realized something was wrong. He looked at Nick Fury and immediately realized something was wrong.

He is so dark, yet he still wears sunglasses. It would be fine if he just wore sunglasses, but where is his beard?

No, where are his eyebrows behind his sunglasses?

Li Youqian was stunned. Originally, this guy looked like a black-braised egg. Now that his entire head was hairless, he looked even more like a black-braised egg!

Tony and Spider-Parker came over, pulled Li Youqian aside, and started whispering to each other.

Ever since the last motorcycle incident, Captain America and Black Sauce have been fighting. At the beginning, it was just a verbal quarrel, nothing serious.

But it wasn't until yesterday that Captain America sneaked into Nick Fury's office, and while he was taking a nap, he shaved his eyebrows and beard with a razor.

The situation became serious. After Fury woke up, the king of agents could no longer suppress his anger. If he endured it for a while, he would get angrier and angrier. If he took a step back, he would feel more and more at a loss!

Then, Fury drove his car directly into Captain America's motorcycle. The motorcycle was not damaged, but his beloved car was completely scrapped.

Then he was mercilessly mocked by Captain America. Today, Tony and Spider-Man were trying to mediate and persuade them to reconcile.

Li Youqian broke out in a cold sweat. Captain America is quite sinister. As for the black-brined Nick Fury, I feel embarrassed to take the blame.

The three of them were still chirping quietly in the corner, their enthusiasm for eating melons was even greater than that of the aunties at the entrance of a village in the Eastern country.

The look in Captain America's eyes when he looks at Fury now is like his nose is not a nose and his face is not a face.

Fury couldn't stand it any more. "Fuck! Fuck! I've told you so many times, I didn't do that to the motorcycle.

Do I have so much free time? You shaved my eyebrows and beard for no reason. I am the victim, okay! "

Li Youqian: Indeed, only the person who falsely accuses others knows how wronged he or she is.

Fury didn't want to be blinded by anger, but he did his job.

He was already very upset because of the disbanding of SHIELD, but then he was working well in his office when he received a telegram from Rogers for no apparent reason.

I explained for a long time with a frown on my brow, which made me feel upset. I finally got a chance to take a nap, but someone secretly cut my eyebrows and beard.

If I continue to endure it, I will no longer be the King of Agents, but the Ninja Turtle!

Captain America curled his lips, "No, who else could you be? I can't do it by myself, except that the Avengers have some grudges against me.

Who else? Hawkeye, Black Widow, Falcon, they are not that idle, besides you, a shady villain, who else?

The last time I saw the username of your smurf account, I knew you were not a good person!

Tell me, is there anyone in this world who would be so idle as to cut the brake line on my motorcycle for no reason?"

As they were talking, several people present looked at Li Youqian.

Li Youqian:............, it seems that everyone has a pretty clear understanding of me.