Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian whistled, kicked the door open, and walked in. As expected, Tony was at home.

And Captain America was there too, which surprised Li Youqian a little. Although he had been in the Naruto world for three years, he had only been in Marvel for three months.

Originally, because of Bucky's incident, Tony's attitude towards Captain America was not very good. What happened? Have they reconciled now?

"Oh shit, you still remembered to come back, there's no place for you in the Justice League anymore!

You are a hands-off shopkeeper, and I don't know where you go every day."

As soon as Tony saw that Lee had money, he started to complain bitterly, even though he and Lee had discussed and established the Justice League together.

He, on the other hand, disappears from time to time and has to deal with everything by himself. Tony feels like he is just a tool.

Mingming was a hands-off boss in the past. Apart from research and development, most things were handled by other people.

Now, I am a superhero during the day, and at night I have to continue doing research and development, and deal with the affairs of the Justice League from time to time.

The number of parties held has decreased in recent years, and the damn Li Youqian is still fooling around outside!

Yes, he must be fooling around. Li Youqian is acting like a jerk every day. Even if he disappears, he must not be doing anything serious!

Li Youqian: He slandered me! He slandered me! I was just completing the system task!

Li Youqian looked at Tony rushing towards him with his fangs bared, and quickly used his telekinesis to float him in the air.

As a result, Tony gritted his teeth and swam towards himself directly in the air.

"Not really. Nothing serious happened on Earth. I just disappeared for three months!"

Li Youqian decisively stayed away from the aggressive Tony, and felt more and more guilty as he spoke.

Tony was convinced, "He's been disappearing for three months straight!"

"I have money. What Tony said makes sense. I have worked hard during this period.

I have to say it, but now the Justice League is responsible for a wider range of matters, and there are more and more things to deal with. I already feel like Tony is going bald!

However, Tony was not that angry. As a middle-aged man, he had to go through this kind of thing!

No, you're not doing well there either, are you? That's right, you haven't had many parties in recent times."

Captain America winked and spoke, leaving Tony shocked, "What kind of middle-aged man would go through this kind of thing? What else can't he do?

Can a man say he is not good enough? There are few party rectangles, and it is because there are too many things to do. Don't say such ambiguous words! "

"We all understand!" Li Youqian immediately colluded with Captain America.

Tony: ............, I feel like I shouldn't be here, I should be under the car.

The two friends hadn't seen each other for a long time, so they teased each other and had dinner and drank together.

Right after finishing his meal, Captain America was in a hurry to leave, saying that he was an idiot and that he had something else to discuss with him.

Li Youqian also planned to do some digestive exercise and take a walk after dinner. I suddenly thought of the motorcycle at the door.

He started to get angry, "By the way, Tony, why are you riding a motorcycle again?

Why are you bankrupt? I can't afford a sports car, but that motorcycle looks pretty cool and high-tech. Did you modify it?"

"Motorcycle? What motorcycle?" Tony and Li Youqian stared at each other in silence for a while.

Then there was a loud bang outside, followed by Captain America's screams.

Li Youqian coughed lightly, "Isn't the motorcycle outside the door yours? It's such a sexy golden and red color combination, and it's not yours!"

"That belongs to Rogers. It's alien technology. He stole it when he fought against an evil organization last time. What did you do?"

Tony had an expression as if to say, "Did you do something bad?" and Li Youqian was sweating profusely.

The two rushed out quickly, and then walked two kilometers along the road before they saw Captain America lying on the ground. It seemed that he had fallen hard and was unconscious, and the motorcycle next to him flew far away.

Fortunately, Captain America has strong skin and good physical fitness, he just fainted.

Tony looked at Li Youqian. Li Youqian pretended to be stupid, then dragged Captain America up and put him into a guest room in the sea view villa.

Tony summoned the Iron Man suit and prepared to let it take the motorcycle back. Captain America liked the motorcycle very much, so it was estimated that there would be something interesting to watch.

Li Youqian pointed out a white ball of light, which merged into Captain America's body. Captain America then jumped up and stood up.

Then he looked around vigilantly and found that there was no danger around.

Captain America was stunned. "What happened just now? I remember my motorcycle couldn't stop no matter how hard I tried!

Although I always like to push the accelerator to the bottom, I can still stop the car! And the brakes don’t work at all! ”

Li Youqian was just about to speak and admit that he did it.

Then Captain America couldn't hold it in any longer, "Oh damn! Could it be that bastard Tony? He's born!

Just because the motorcycle is gold and red, and looks unusually sexy and handsome, you are jealous of me!"

"It's not him. He and I just rescued you together. He was also quite surprised!"

Li Youqian adheres to the idea of ​​shamelessness and is prepared to pretend to be innocent, but the little bit of conscience he has makes him stand up and reluctantly prepare to put the blame on Tony.

"I know, it must be that idiot Nick Fury.

His previous nickname on his secondary account was Captain Fury Beats Up Ten American Wolf Warrior Captains!

You stupid idiot, you were coveting my motorcycle before, but you actually did this to my motorcycle!"

"Oh my god! Next time I see him, I will empty the magazine, and when Little Falcon isn't paying attention, I will skin him, wrap the skin with black salted eggs, and beat him to death with a baseball bat!

"Honnie Crab! Do you really think that I, Captain America, am easy to bully? How dare you harm me? Harm me! I'll make them fly! Fuck!"

Falcon:........, huh? Me?

Li Youqian takes a deep breath and exhales (Chinese people have a tense face)

"Oh, you put it quite vividly, but not to that extent, not to that extent."

Captain America's speech is becoming more and more ferocious and telegraphed. Although he likes to talk big and won't really do it, it sounds creepy and the description is quite eerie.

Li Youqian was already sweating profusely and started wiping the cold sweat from his forehead!

At this time, Tony walked in and said as he walked in, "You are rich, do you know how miserable that motorcycle is?

It's almost scrapped. The core is made of alien technology, but the main motorcycle frame is made of Earth technology, which is not stable.

Now it’s all ruined!”

"Ah~, Black Salted Egg, I'm gonna fuck you! I'm gonna kill you!

I'll beat you from a one-eyed dragon to a blind dragon!" Captain America ran out, apparently to look for his beloved motorcycle.

The tone and action made Tony stunned. Then Tony looked at Li Youqian and showed an evil smile.

Li Youqian felt uneasy after seeing this!

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