Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine
Chapter 12: The quality of the underwear is really good
Although the unlucky man in front of me whose car was smashed before he had paid off his loan is a bit pitiful.
But his speech just now as the Prince of Amusement was so funny that Li Youqian could hardly hold back his laughter. He covered his mouth and felt like he was going to die of laughter!
The next second, a tattered car flew from a distance and smashed straight into the large flat that Li Youqian had just bought.
It was so multi-story and it hit my house right on target.
Li Youqian was stunned for a moment, then he crawled in a dark and twisted manner. It was impossible for a person not to go crazy. "Ah! The house I just bought! I want you!"
Li Youqian ran towards the source of the broken car without saying a word.
No matter who did it today, I must kill him. Even Jesus can't stop him. I say that!
The unlucky car owner, who was still crying bitterly, looked at Li Youqian's receding back.
I looked up at the large flat that looked very expensive, and my mood instantly improved.
There was an old man next to him gloating over other people's misfortune. It really made me laugh to death. There were two unlucky guys next to him, one lost his house and the other lost his car.
"Hey, this young man."
The next second, there was a bang, "Ah! My supermarket!"
I have to say that the guy who trashed the car was pretty fair in a way, attacking everyone equally.
Li Youqian felt like he was going crazy. He had not had good luck since he came to Marvel. He was hit by a car when he went out, there must be something wrong with the manhole cover under his feet, and so on and so forth. It was just a series of bad luck.
I worked so hard to earn money, but the house I bought was smashed. My uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can’t. It’s so annoying! It’s so annoying!
At this time, there was a chaotic street and the military had already begun to intervene.
A monster with an abnormally twisted appearance, huge body, bone spurs, and a yellowish-brown body is fighting with a huge guy with a green body.
Obviously the green one becomes the Hulk, while the yellow one is the villain Abomination.
Abomination felt that he was now incredibly strong and had finally obtained the power he had always dreamed of, even though it was a little ugly.
Suddenly, Abomination felt a chill on his back, as if some danger was about to come.
Several American soldiers were evacuating the crowd while also stopping some fearless journalists and some internet celebrities who were desperate to become famous.
Suddenly, a guy with angry eyes rushed into the street.
The soldiers couldn't stop him at all and asked why they could see that his eyes were full of anger.
Because there really is fire burning in his eyes! It's simply unscientific.
The hatred at this moment dispelled the sudden chill in his heart, and he was fighting a 1v1 real man battle with the Hulk.
The huge fists smashed against each other, and the terrifying force made the air like waves.
Various walls, concrete, street lamps and shops were all shattered in the battle between the two.
These two big guys were like two pile drivers, or two demolition teams, and they almost demolished half of the street.
Suddenly, Hanny felt someone patting his shoulder from behind. He turned around subconsciously, but there was no person, only a hand.
Looking down along the hand, he saw a strange young man with extremely long hands patting his shoulder.
Hate turned around and roared at him madly, his saliva almost splashing on Li Youqian's face.
Li Youqian was very disgusted, took a step back, and then swung his palm backwards, "Take this big righteous punch from me!"
With a bang, the hatred was stunned. He was just an ordinary person, but he dared to hit me. No, the hatred felt something was wrong, and his body could not move.
Li Youqian looked at the hatred with satisfaction, as if it was under a spell of immobilization. It was worthy of being produced by A Guang, and it must be a high-quality product. It was a pity that it could only be controlled for three seconds, but there was no need to panic.
Li Youqian rubbed his hands together, then started to slap the Abomination with both hands madly, giving the Abomination his favorite slap in the face.
While beating him, he cursed loudly: "You are a shit-yellow monster. You actually destroyed my house. I want you to die!"
For a moment, the surrounding troops, the crowds in the distance, and the survivors hiding in some places were all stunned.
After all, this scene was somewhat shocking.
In a helicopter high in the sky, an old man dressed in the uniform of a senior general of Country M was looking at him in disbelief. "How is this possible? How did this guy defeat my super soldier?"
He is General Ross, who is in charge of researching the super soldier program, and is also the father-in-law of the Hulk.
He always believed that the Hulk was the most powerful combat weapon, but unfortunately he was difficult to control, and that the Abomination was transformed by his subordinate Emil Bronsky.
Emile Bruns coveted powerful forces, and during a mission to capture the Hulk, he forced a doctor who was helping the Hulk's original form, Banner.
He injected himself with a large amount of Hulk serum, turning himself into a horrible monster.
At this time, Li Youqian was slapping the hateful mouth madly, and under the influence of his thinking power, the hateful bullets couldn't penetrate the thick skin, and it was actually swollen around.
Looking at Hulk's appearance, he would probably pass out if the beating continued for a while.
It's a pity that my own template can't kill people. I give up! It's all because of the hateful parents!
At this moment, Hulk, who had been suppressed by hatred, also reacted.
Hulk's face was full of anger because General Ross had injected a large amount of sedatives into his body in order to capture him.
This caused Hulk's power to be affected, and his fighting ability had just been suppressed by Abomination. Hulk felt like he was about to explode with anger.
With red eyes, he rushed towards Li Youqian and the one who got slapped in the face.
With a snap! Li Youqian's hand became abnormally long and slapped Hulk who was rushing over.
Hulk also froze in place, but something seemed inconsistent, his eyes filled with anger.
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! ! !
After three slaps, Hulk's eyes became clear again, like a college student who had just graduated.
Li Youqian then stopped slapping Hulk in the face. After Hulk regained the ability to move, he backed away in fear.
Looking at Li Youqian who was becoming more and more ferocious, Hulk changed his size on the spot, lay down on the ground, and turned into Dr. Banner.
Li Youqian concentrated on drawing the Abomination with both hands. That's right, when this guy fights, he likes to pick up nearby cars and throw them around.
This guy destroyed my house!
Look, I'm going to knock him unconscious and then smother him to death with a handkerchief!
Unconsciously, the outrageous props actually complemented each other. This is Li Youqian's passionate and exciting combination skill!
As the eyes of hatred lost their luster, Li Youqian finally stopped the action of Dabidou.
As expected, the Abomination kicked its legs and fell directly to the ground, and its body began to shrink gradually.
He turned into a human named Emil Bruns who looked a little older.
Li Youqian said that even if he turned into a human, he would still do it, because turning into a human would save him from having to take out the handkerchief and he could just kill him with a gun.
"Keep the gun alive!"
With a gunshot, Li Youqian pulled out a pistol from behind his butt and killed the Abomination.
Li Youqian looked at the dead Emil Bruns and the shivering Banner, and looked at the intact underwear of the two men.
I can't help but sigh, "Why are the quality of these two people's underwear so good? It's outrageous!"
Li Youqian scratched his back with the pistol and looked in the direction of the voice that just said to spare the life.
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