Hogwarts: The Wizarding World's First Capitalist

"Listeners, you may never imagine that I am now standing at the corner of the square in front of the New York State Capitol."

"In the steel building in front of me, there is a complete mobile phone production line, which is just like the Transformers in the cartoon."

"It was even more unbelievable that he suddenly appeared in front of everyone amidst a burst of mechanical noise."

"In this place full of political stench and constitutional conspiracy, you can actually enjoy the most authentic American freedom cuisine."

"McDonald's hamburgers represent the national spirit and the separation of powers. You heard me right. I am eating a Big Mac right now. Follow my channel and you can enjoy exclusive discounts with the exclusive redemption code."

"Let us enjoy the free food together and enjoy this carnival that belongs to the free people of this country."

In a corner of Parliament Square, a white man with strange looks and exaggerated muscles was reporting everything he saw on his broadcast blog via radio equipment.

He is an Internet celebrity in several communities, along with many prominent critics from mostly Republican states.

His program is also filled with reports about "lizard people", "shadow government", and the real world hidden in the dark.

Thanks to his eloquence, these reports sound very good as stories, but in the eyes of reporters from those famous TV stations.

These reports are a bit too exaggerated and funny, just like what the person in front of him is doing now.

He continued to chatter while eating the burger in big mouthfuls.

"I now strongly suspect that this mysterious Mr. Hohenzollern is the person from that real world."

“The real world must be hidden in human society, like a small bubble hidden in a big bubble.”

"It's right next to you and me. It could be someone you or I know, according to my gossip."

"The life records of Mr. Hohenzollern before the age of 10 are completely gone, and no hospital can prove that he was born there."

"Isn't it strange that no school has ever proven that he received preschool education there?"

"Even his parents are just mysteries in the files."

“Please continue to follow my channel, we will definitely reveal the secrets of this real world in the future.”

At the beginning, the reporters just wanted to watch the fun of the crazy things said by this big guy.

But after hearing what happened next, some people inevitably became interested, and some even prepared to strike up a conversation with that guy.

I wanted to get some words out of the other person, but at this moment, the sound of a helicopter suddenly came from overhead again.

A helicopter that had obviously been hastily painted and had the words PepsiCo written on it slowly moved under the command of National Guard soldiers.

After landing on an open space in the square, the staff from the helicopter began distributing iced Coke to everyone present.

The accompanying cameras also started filming, and many reporters saw this scene and joined the filming.

After all, this is real news material. Not many people would care about the crazy talk of a "redneck".

On the stage, Mr. Mario Cuomo stuffed his fourth hamburger into his mouth and watched the Pepsi helicopters landing one after another.

I couldn't help but praise him.

"Mr. Hohenzollern, you are indeed a true business genius. I never thought that a lunch session could be divided into a main course and a drink."

"It is really hard to imagine making two profits from one business."

"It's three cents." Carl threw the last piece of pickle into his mouth and turned to look at the other person with a smile.

"A month ago, all the passenger helicopters in New York were acquired by a subsidiary of our company."

"This includes a full set of aircraft painting services, which are also undertaken by our subsidiaries, and the helicopters they use to transport cargo."

“We need to be paid enough money.”

Hearing this, Mr. Mario Cuomo was completely stunned. He looked at the handsome young man in front of him with some disbelief.

asked somewhat puzzled.

"But apart from today, there will be very few opportunities for such a large order to appear again."

"Your company is blindly purchasing so many helicopters. Isn't it possible that you will suffer a huge loss later?"

"Of course not." Carl took his Coke from the state finance minister and said to him with a smile.

"You can ask Mr. Ed Eugene. The purchase of major vehicles can be offset against taxes as long as they are still used under the company."

“And like you just said, the industry for available helicopters has been tough, so the price was low when we bought them.”

"This business is enough to pay for itself, which is equivalent to purchasing high-quality assets at zero cost, and it can also offset federal and state government taxes."

"That's equivalent to earning three profits at the same time, so I was wrong just now. We earned six profits from this lunch, so the income is still good."

"Mr. Hohenzollern, you have made a lot of money, but this is not good news for the state government, especially my department."

Mr. Ed Eugene, whose name was suddenly mentioned by Carl, was obviously stunned for a moment, then immediately changed his expression and said with a bitter face.

"I'm a very frank person." Carl pretended to be apologetic and turned to look at Mr. Ed Eugene behind him helplessly.

And other New York State government officials, after thinking about it, took the packaging of the McDonald's meal they had just finished eating.

He casually pulled out a napkin, smoothed it out, and started writing and drawing on it with the pen he carried with him.

Then he stood up and handed the napkin to Mr. Ed Eugene.

"What does this mean, sir?" Mr. Ed Eugene asked puzzledly, looking at the napkin covered with words.

"This is a contract." Carl responded with a smile, "A contract of intent to build a complete new energy vehicle factory in New York State."

"It includes battery production lines, vehicle assembly workshops, and a full set of other supporting equipment."

"The factory area cannot be estimated for now and needs to be calculated by professionals, but the number of new jobs that can be added is conservatively estimated to be around 4."

Mr. Ed Eugene was stunned, and turned to look at Mr. Mario Cuomo with a slight tremor in his body.

Mr. Mario Cuomo also immediately realized the importance of this napkin and threw the burger he had just taken a few bites of directly to the ground.

He wiped the sauce off his lips with his tie, ran over quickly, took the napkin with his hand, and looked at it carefully.

He looked up at Karl and asked tremblingly.

"Mr. Hohenzollern, please forgive me for being rude, but I think this so-called new energy vehicle."

“Is it in the distant future, or is it hidden in a corner that we haven’t discovered yet?”