Genshin Impact: Legend of the Emperor

Keqing was almost laughing out of anger.

Keqing said: "Okay, okay, you said you are an immortal, then show me the evidence."

"If you are really an immortal, I will, I will let you do whatever you want."

Ganyu was still persuading: "Keqing, calm down a little, don't be so impulsive."

Lu Changsheng said: "It's a promise, a promise is a promise, the dignified Keqing Xing Yuheng should not break his promise~~"

Keqing angrily said: "I am Yuhengxing——Keqing!!!"

"It's not Keqingxing, remember this!!!"

Lu Changsheng said: "Ah, I know, I did it on purpose."

"Hit me if you can."

Ganyu looked at Keqing, whose anger was so strong that it could roast potatoes, and gave up trying to persuade her, hoping that she would be fine later.

Lu Changsheng was very happy to see Keqing so "happy" and thought: "I am really amazing. I can make Yuhengxing so happy so easily."

"But how can I prove my status as an immortal?"

Lu Changsheng thought about it, then took out the zipper left by the masters from his arms, and then a white crane feather fell out of Lu Changsheng's pocket along with the zipper.

whoosh-

A black shadow caught the white crane feather before it fell to the ground with lightning speed.

Lu Changsheng: "Ah! Where did this big black rat come from?"

Ganyu held the white crane feather up in the sun and observed it carefully, then put the white crane feather near her nose and sniffed it carefully.

Ganyu: "This smell? It's the Master's aura!"

Keqing had a bad feeling: "Ganyu, who is your master?"

Gan Yu said: "It is Master Liuyunjiefeng!"

Lu Changsheng also interrupted at this time: "It turns out that the name of the crane that sent me to Liyue Harbor that day was Master Liuyunjiefeng! I didn't expect that he was Miss Ganyu's master."

"Sister Ganyu, your master and I are good brothers."

Ganyu: "Ah!? But the master is a woman."

Lu Changsheng: "No problem, isn't it okay for a female brother? From the sound, I know it's a female crane, and she's very proud."

"Little Ganyu, let me tell you, your master is very proud of himself. In order not to be recognized by acquaintances, he even turned himself yellow."

"Here, I'll give you this feather. Consider it a gift from me as your elder."

"Next time your master bullies you, take out this feather and show it to her."

Gan Yu's eyes were sparkling with stars, and her eyes were full of admiration when she looked at Lu Changsheng. Her admiring eyes and pure smile made Lu Changsheng's heart flutter.

Looking at the innocent little coconut sheep Ganyu has her own little thoughts.

(Ganyu: Hehe, I finally caught Master's handle. Let's see if Master dares to tell other people about my childhood.)

Seeing Ganyu so happy, Lu Changsheng felt that he had successfully completed the instructions of his master chef Huang Mian Tianzun, and his merits were immeasurable.

Gan Yu: "Thank you, Senior Lu."

Lu Changsheng: "Why are you thanking me? Just call me Uncle Lu."

Gan Yu called sweetly, "Hello, Uncle Lu."

Keqing, who was standing by, stared in amazement as she saw her little cutie being deceived. She suffered a myocardial infarction and was instantly petrified.

Ganyu ran over, took the petrified Keqing's hand and said, "Keqing, Keqing."

"Uncle Lu said that for my sake, he will let you go this time."

"Hey, Keqing, I'm awesome, right?"

Keqing said angrily, "No, I have to accept the loss. Since I lost, I must keep my promise. Otherwise, how can I, Keqing, have any credibility left in Liyue?"

Although Ganyu didn't understand, she showed respect: "Oh, well, I'll go first then."

"I'm going back to ask for leave. I'm really looking forward to Master, hehe, seeing the feather, hehe, expression."

“No.” Keqing grabbed Ganyu, the little coconut sheep who wanted to run away, and stopped her from leaving.

Ganyu: “?”

Keqing blushed and said shyly: "Ganyu, please wait a while before leaving."

Gan Yu asked blankly: "Why?"

Keqing covered her face and said, "I am a beautiful, young, charming and lovely girl. I have already said that I will let him do whatever he wants. What if he makes some lewd requests?"

"With a junior like you watching over him, he won't dare to make excessive demands."

Gan Yu suddenly realized: "Oh, so you want me to be a light bulb. I think Uncle Lu is a good person."

Keqing covered Ganyu's cherry lips with a gloomy face and said, "Shut up! Ganyu! Otherwise I won't approve your leave!"

The breeze blows the fallen leaves, and the fallen leaves dance with the breeze.

Keqing suppressed her shyness and said, "Tell me your request, I, Yuhengxing, will do what I say."

Lu Changsheng: "..."

After a moment's silence, Lu Changsheng turned around and said, "I have a dream..."

“I hope to see a happy and genuine smile on everyone’s face.”

Lu Changsheng stood with his back to the sun and stretched out his hand towards Keqing. Under the sunlight, Lu Changsheng's figure was so tall and so brilliant.

Keqing seemed to see the sun, staring at Lu Changsheng blankly and said: "Okay."

After a moment, Keqing looked at the beef offal cart pushed out by Lu Changsheng with a gloomy face and said, "So your request is that I sing the roast beef offal song while cooking beef offal on the street?"

"I shouldn't have expected anything from you."

Lu Changsheng: "Wouldn't this bring smiles to everyone's faces?"

Keqing: "Bringing smiles to everyone doesn't mean I have to be a clown!!!"

Lu Changsheng: "Keqing, you are wrong. Do you think selling beef offal is a shameful profession?"

Keqing: "You, you, I can't argue with you."

Keqing: "If you want me to perform, you have to demonstrate first."

Lu Changsheng agreed without hesitation.

Dengdengdeng.

Lu Changsheng snapped his fingers, and a stage appeared in the yard of the Lu family martial arts school. Then he walked behind the stage.

Although it was strange that a stage suddenly appeared, they did not investigate it in detail when they thought of Lu Changsheng's identity as an immortal. It was rumored that immortals had the power of Mount Sumeru and mustard seeds, so this must be the case.

Dangdang! ! !

As the curtain rose, Keqing and Ganyu both widened their eyes.

Keqing: “No way!!!”

Ganyu covered her mouth and began to look forward to it.

Lu Changsheng turned into a two-headed Keqing, who looked both devilish and a little cute.

A voice-over came from the stage: "Ready, go!"

"Please enjoy the song performance of "Fragrant and Crispy Roasted Beef Offal" by Yuhengxing Keqing!!!"

Fragrant taste,

Have you ever eaten it?

Spicy feeling,

Have you tried it?

The singing of the Liyue Reds,

Have you heard of it?

Real grilled beef offal.

But~~↑↑it’s so exciting!

Let you eat real lime~~

Different taste! ! ! !

Grilled beef offal~~ Grilled beef offal!!

My roasted beef offal!!!

Let you eat and be happy every day,

Grilled beef offal~~ Grilled beef offal!!

My~~↑↑ grilled beef offal~~!!!

Let you eat until every morning and evening full of energy~~~! ! ! !

When the song is over, it’s all emotion, without a single bit of technique.

Keqing's beautiful voice, coupled with the two-body Keqing's dancing and passionate movements during the performance, has a magical charm that makes people unable to take their eyes off.

Keqing: "..."

Ganyu (suppressing laughter): “Pfft——”

Ganyu: "Hahaha, I can't help it, Keqing you are so cute!"

“Grilled beef offal~~”

"Hahahaha, my stomach is about to hurt from laughing."

Lu Changsheng came back at some point, holding a palm-sized two-headed bullfight Keqing figurine, and said:

"This is for you, as compensation for the use of your image."

Keqing looked at the two-headed Keqing doll in her hand with big eyes and a bunch of beef offal, and she felt powerless.

Feeling ashamed, Keqing pulled Ganyu away at the speed of a rocket.

"Lu Changsheng, just wait for me!!!"

“I will definitely come back!!!”

……

Rice wife.

Muzan had a delicious meal in the Fatui camp. The food was huge and filling. If there hadn't been someone trying to stop him, he would have eaten himself to death.

Wuzan: "Ah, I haven't eaten so much in a long time."

"Even if I die now, I will have no regrets."

Fatui Soldier: "The Doctor has ordered that the experimental subject be sent over."

Wuzhan: “!!!”

Wuzan: “I’m just saying!”

On the way, Muzan, who was escorted by the Fatui, tried to escape, but was discovered, knocked unconscious and sent to the doctor's laboratory.

Looking at Muzan who was soaking in the green potion, the doctor sliced ​​and contacted Lu Ming who was wearing Mondstadt.

"Master Lu Ming, the person you ordered me to find has been found and is now soaked in a ghost potion."

"What should I do next?"

Lu Ming: "You decide. No matter what you do, as long as he is alive, it will be fine."

Doctor: "Understood, Master Lu Ming."

After disconnecting from the doctor, Lu Ming logged into Muzan's account again. Looking at the doctor who had just disconnected from him, he saw that he now had an arrogant look, and his respectful attitude just now could not be seen anymore.

Lu Ming was very confident about his brainwashing.

As long as the Doctor's power does not exceed his own or the system's, there is no need to worry about the Doctor's betrayal.

Of course, Lu Ming did not have a hobby of self-abuse.

Normally when Wucan was in trouble, Lu Ming would just stay idle. But now when the doctor came towards him with a scalpel in his hand and smiled like a pervert, Lu Ming immediately chose to stay idle.

After the doctor's experiment, Muzan's body was injected with demon residue, the power of the abyss, and mechanical prosthetics. With so many mixed powers, if Muzan had not been transformed by the demonization potion, his body's ability to recover would have been abnormal, otherwise he would have exploded long ago.

But it can be considered a blessing in disguise.

These doctors' transformation methods allowed Muzan to successfully live in the sun.

As long as nano-metal is used to disguise as a layer of skin on the body surface to block out sunlight, it is possible to avoid damage caused by the sun and move around during the day like normal people.

Muzan never gave up his plan to escape. He did not resist any of the doctor's torture, but just waited for the opportunity to escape from the laboratory.

The opportunity is today!