Genshin Impact: Legend of the Emperor

This familiar dress and this familiar voice made Ying feel like her PTSD was about to kick in.

"Give my brother back to me!!!"

Ying's DNA moved, and under the gaze of everyone, she hid behind Shan Luming and shouted arrogantly.

The maintainer of heaven's law: "..."

Onlookers: "..."

Ying blushed a little when being stared at by everyone, but she still resolutely hid behind Shan Luming with Wendy and refused to go out.

She couldn't win in her prime, so what could she do now that she was just a weakling? Send hostages to the enemy? She wasn't that stupid!

Seeing that the enemy who had separated him from his family for five hundred years was looking at him like a fool, Ying was furious.

What can she do? She can’t win, even if she shouts about friendship and bond, it’s just like the fight with Shura Armor just now, she’s just giving away her head. The facts have proved that she doesn’t have the aura of a protagonist.

But Ying, who had a big boss to protect her, was not panicked at all.

The two big guys just now, one is her good friend, and the other is her predecessor and isotope. I think Senior Ying, who has the same experience as her, would not mind beating up the Heavenly Justice Maintainer.

Besides, isn't there still a big boss here? What is there to be afraid of?

Ying hid behind Shan Luming and started to speak harshly:

"The birdman flying in the sky, just wait for me. When my big brother comes, I will take off your wig and cut off the tuft of hair on your head!"

Just as King Saber's aho-man's hair symbolizes the dignity of a king, Ying's behavior of threatening her aho-man's hair made the Maintainer laugh in anger.

"I saved your life five hundred years ago, and you're still ungrateful!?"

"I don't bother to tell you. You don't deserve to hear it."

"How can we protect Teyvat with a bunch of weaklings, traitors, and despicable foreigners like you!!!"

Qin, Diluk, Lu Ming pointed at himself: "Weakling?"

Wendy pointed at herself and said, "Treason?"

Ying pointed at herself: "Despicable stranger?"

Shan Luming consciously classified himself as a weakling, because he believed that if he did not rely on the system and the props he developed, he would not be able to beat even Ying.

It should be explained here that the fire here refers to the fire that only uses the wind element. The combat mode of the Freedom Defender sniper rifle and the Debt King Armor are not included.

Everyone was already immune to Shan Luming's behavior of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, and simply ignored him.

The upholder of justice snorted coldly and didn't intend to say anything more. These guys couldn't help anyway, or it would be a blessing if they didn't make things worse.

Teyvat is like a shabby house, and the maintainer is like the owner of the house, who has been trying to patch it up. Outsiders are like strangers who enter the house through a hole without permission, and when they come in, they not only make the hole that was repaired with great difficulty bigger, but also rummage through the house and make trouble everywhere.

In the end, when the house was about to collapse, I wanted to run away. How could such a good thing happen?

The maintainer became angrier and angrier as he thought about it, so he directly rewarded his old friends in Mond with a Frost Nail.

Frost Nail, the basic attack of the Maintainer, can destroy an entire country. It is an efficient and powerful move. While killing ants, it also has the function of stabilizing the earth veins and suppressing the abyss. It can be said to be a green and pollution-free version of the nuclear bomb.

"Frost Nail!!!" Wendy was going crazy. If the Frost Nail really fell, Mond would be truly ruined.

Wendy grabbed Shan Luming's collar and shook him madly: "Brother Lu Ming, Brother Lu Ming, I'll call you daddy if you ask me to. Please save Mond!!!"

Wendy didn't expect the Maintainer to be so crazy. He used the Frost Sky Nail right away. Now he doesn't even have time to put on the crown. He can only rely on Lu Ming.

"Brother, brother, where did you send those two people out of Teyvat just now? Send the Frost Nail out as well!!!"

Shan Luming struggled and said, "Let go, I'm... dizzy, my... brain is almost... shaken out by you."

In the end, it was Ying, who was hiding behind Lu Ming like Wendy, who pulled Wendy's hand away and rescued Lu Ming from Wendy's clutches.

Lu Ming glanced at the majestic Upholder of Heaven's Law in the sky and swallowed his saliva. Although his legs were weak with fear and the pressure from the Frost Sky Nail made everyone breathless, he still stood up.

Perhaps in order to make everyone submit, the Maintainer deliberately lowered the Frost Nail very slowly.

In fact, the maintainer of heaven's law had no intention of destroying Mondstadt, but only intended to scare these arrogant Mondstadt gods and make them behave themselves, which could be regarded as killing a chicken to scare the monkeys. The power of the Frost Nail would also be controlled.

Shan Luming kept adjusting the angle, seemingly trying to find a way to send the Frost Nail out of Teyvat, but in fact he was secretly observing the Maintainer in the sky. Unfortunately, the Maintainer was wearing trousers instead of a skirt.

Even skirts are illuminated by holy light. This world shrouded by censorship is too unfriendly to old perverts.

Shan Luming took out a machine and pretended to operate it, and the Frost Sky Nail was successfully sent into the different space.

The Shura Armored Evil Lu Ming and Senior [Ying] who were in a fierce battle were caught off guard and were hit by the Frost Sky Nail.

Looking at the disappearing Frost Sky Nail and the people below who were cheering and hugging Shan Luming, the Heavenly Justice Maintainer raised his lips and said, "Do you think this is all I am capable of?"

The Maintainer of Heaven's Law waved his hand, and dozens of Frost Nails appeared in the sky above Mond. The whole of Teyvat was silent. The Abyss Prince Kong, who had been keeping an eye on his sister in the Abyss, was planning to take Ying away while the Maintainer was not paying attention.

In his opinion, Mond was beyond saving.

At worst, he could just hide in the abyss with his sister and never go out. Compared to revenge, his sister is more important.

On the roof of Wangshu Inn in Liyue, at the border of Mondstadt and Liyue, Zhongli shook his head and sighed. Was he going to lose another old friend today? The wear and tear was about to increase.

As a friend, he wanted to help his old friend, but as the god protecting Liyue, he could not put Liyue in danger.

Next to Zhongli, Xiao stood upright and said, "Emperor, why don't you let me go to Mondstadt to lend a hand to the God of Wind? This can be regarded as a way to repay Mondstadt's kindness."

Zhongli looked at Mond in silence for a moment, then said, "You'll just die if you go, and even I can't guarantee that you'll come back."

"I hope Mond can get through this difficult time. If those two strong men can get back in time, Mond may still have hope."

"Otherwise, all I can do is take in the remaining Mond people."

Wendy pulled up the corners of her mouth and revealed an ugly smile: "Lu Ming, can you solve it?"

Wendy no longer had any hope. If she could deal with this group, the Maintainer would just wave his hand and more would appear. The only way to resolve Mond's crisis was to find a way to change the Maintainer's will.

But without the strength to match that of the Maintainer, how easy is it to change her will?

Wendy quietly accumulated strength, hoping to help the people of Mondstadt survive one or two more lives.

Perhaps it was the tacit understanding between the old and the old, Venti received a message from Zhongli: "I will find a way to protect the living Mondstadt people. Old friend, when things here are over, come to Liyue for a cup of tea, which will be considered as a farewell for you."

Wendy felt her eyes getting hot: "I feel like I'm going to pee in my eyes."

You can always believe in the promise of the God of Contract. At least the Mond people will not become hill people like the Kanreya people, and it is good enough to be alive.

Jean looked at the Frost Nail in the sky and felt that she was so powerless. Would she be unable to protect the people of Mond in the end?

Qin walked quickly towards Lu Ming and kissed him hard.

In an instant, a romantic background music sounded in Lu Ming's mind: "Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang~~, on a~~starry night~~, it turns out~~life·~~is so~~beautiful~~"

If I can experience the feeling of love before I die, my life will be worthwhile, Qin thought with a red face.

Ying, who was frantically trying to contact her senior through the Debtor Armor, was petrified. She was actually robbed by an honest person like Qin. It turned out that Ying, a woman with yellow hair, had her house stolen by a minotaur, especially by Captain Qin, who was obviously an honest person.

What is this? An honest man's counterattack against the minotaur.

Lu Ming was singing a cheerful love song, while Ying was singing "Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is cool", which made the song sound even more miserable in contrast.

Qin held Lu Ming's face and said gently, "Lu Ming, take them away from here."

Lu Ming grabbed Qin's hand blankly and asked, "What about you? Qin Tuan..., Qin!"

Qin drew out the Wind Eagle Sword and pointed the blade at the Sky Maintainer: "Sorry, as the acting leader, I will live and die with Mond!"

Diluk patted Lu Ming on the shoulder and said, "Although this happened unexpectedly, as a Mondstadt person, I naturally have to stay in Mondstadt. Lu Ming, please leave here. Your talent will bring light and hope to more people."

After saying that, Diluk followed Captain Qin.

Even if it meant death, the knight would die on the way to the charge. As long as it was for protection, the knight's death was not meaningless.

The knights of Mond are launching a desperate charge.

Wendy walked forward and was about to pat Lu Ming on the shoulder, but Lu Ming slapped her away.

Wendy sighed and said, "Perhaps this is too cruel to you, but as the God of Wind, I naturally have to protect the people of Mondstadt."

"If you run away now, even the God of Liberty will be trapped in this desperate day."

"Mond will never be destroyed before I die!!!"

Shan Luming is the good side of Lu Ming. Although he looks cowardly, this is only due to his kindness.

Just as extreme yin can be transformed into extreme yang, extreme good can also give rise to extreme evil.

As long as Lu Ming thinks it is for your own good, even if you beg for mercy in the most sympathetic and soft-hearted way, he will not hesitate to carry out what he believes is good.

"How can I save my friend?"

"How can I save my friend?"

"How can I save my friend?"

"..."

Kind Lu Ming asked himself again and again, his brain working frantically. Saving one or two people is easy, but finding a way to save everyone is difficult. Lu Ming's kindness drove him to fully activate his wisdom and find a perfect way to save everyone and even the maintainer of justice.

"Save? Save? Save? Save? Save?... Destroy? Destroy? Destroy? Destroy? Destroy?..."

"Save =?"

"Salvation = Destruction!!!"

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…”

"As long as we destroy all the people we want to save, isn't that the same as saving everyone? Because there are no people left, naturally there is no one who needs to be saved."

"I got it! Haha, I got it!"

“I’m a genius!!!”

Shan Lu Ming frantically took out a huge bomb from his pocket. This was an elemental nuclear bomb, a weapon of destruction.

As soon as Lu Ming took out the bomb, everyone present felt the breath of destruction. The Maintainers felt the strong breath of destruction and did not dare to act rashly.

Shan Luming held the big bomb and threw dozens of Frost Sky Nails into the sky with force. A huge mushroom cloud rose from the ground and rushed straight into the sky. Even people far away in Xumi could see this huge mushroom cloud.

Dozens of Frost Sky Nails were swept away by an elemental nuclear bomb.

"Hahahaha, I'm going to blow you *** up!"

Protected by Albedo, Klee looked at the mushroom cloud in the sky, her eyes filled with admiring little stars.

(Wow! Is this the art of explosion? Keli likes it so much. Brother Lu Ming is really amazing, just as amazing as mom.)

Hearing Lu Ming's curse that resounded through the sky, Keli immediately imitated him: "Damn Keli, I'm going to blow you bastards to death."

Then Klee was covered by Albedo's mouth with a dark face.

Albedo was powerless to stop the Frost Nail in the sky, and could only find a way to take Klee and his apprentice away from here. Fortunately, Albedo and Klee had no shortage of life-saving items and teleportation items.

Although the Frost Nail also has the function of suppressing and stabilizing space, ordinary storage space props cannot even be opened near the Frost Nail, let alone escaping using teleportation props.

However, Mondstadt was not the center of the battlefield after all, so the impact was relatively small. In addition, Albedo's skills were excellent and his strength was strong enough to escape.

As for those who were not strong enough, they were crushed unconscious when the Frost Nail appeared.

Seeing that one elemental nuclear bomb failed to destroy the enemy, Lu Ming took out more elemental nuclear bombs.

If the power is not enough, make up for it with quantity.

One, two, three, four...ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, one hundred thousand.

As Shan Luming took out more and more elemental nuclear bombs, the expression of the Heavenly Justice Maintainer changed from solemn to stunned, then to panic, and finally to despair, and then to giving up.

When Lu Ming took out the 100th elemental nuclear bomb, the maintainers of Heavenly Justice surrendered directly and promised not to destroy Mondstadt. As long as they don't cause trouble in the future, the maintainers will pretend not to see them.

The Mond people cheered with joy and cried with joy.

Then Mond and his people went to dissuade Lu Ming happily, and held a celebration banquet, but they were disappointed to find that Shan Lu Ming had lost his mind and only knew how to shout "Salvation is destruction" and then kept pulling out elemental nuclear bombs.

Because one hundred elemental nuclear bombs were enough to destroy most of Teyvat, several people did not dare to stop it by force, for fear that Lu Ming would get excited and ignite them directly, and then he would become a sinner.

As Lu Ming dug out more and more elemental nuclear bombs, everyone went from despair to numbness, and even started a barbecue on the spot.

Sit on the ground and think about life.

Maintainer: "How many?"

Others: "One hundred and fifty, enough to destroy most countries. Only Inazuma can escape."

Sit on the ground and recall the good old days.

Maintainer: "How many?"

Others: "Two hundred pieces, Inazuma can't hide."

Collect firewood, make a fire, and skewer the meat.

Maintainer: "How many?"

Others: "Five hundred pieces, there is no way to hide in the Yuanxia Palace underground."

Build a fire and grill.

Maintainer: "How many?"

Others: "That's one thousand. Hehe, those bastards in the abyss will die with us too."

BBQ is out of the oven and tastes delicious.

Wendy brought some wine and glasses to the Maintainer and said, "Boss Maintainer, why are you eating barbecue here? You didn't even ask how many bombs Lu Ming took out."

The maintainer put the kebab into his mouth, held his head with his left hand, pulled the skewer hard with his right hand, and chewed the barbecued meat with no expression of sadness or joy on his face.

He said to Wendy, "I have the worst luck in eight million lifetimes to have met you."

"Forget it. It's meaningless. What's the difference between 5,000 and 10,000 or 20,000? No one can survive."

"It's not bad to eat some barbecue before dying."

Wendy disagreed and said, "Anyway, the quantity doesn't matter. I hope Lu Ming can take out more so that we can eat more."

The maintainer of heaven's law thought about it and nodded in agreement, saying, "What you said makes sense."

"Come, let's have a drink."

"I hope I won't have such a bunch of scumbag subordinates in my next life."

The maintainer gave up and didn't care about his own status anymore. He complained to everyone at the barbecue party.

"You think it's easy for me to work so hard for tens of thousands of years? I have a bunch of unreliable employees who only know how to cause trouble for me..."

Wendy raised her glass and clinked it with the Maintainer, saying, "Boss, I suddenly realized that you are a nice person. After you said so much, I realized that it's not easy for you either."

The maintainer of justice wiped his tears and said, "Woo woo (wiping eyes), what's the point of saying this now."

The maintainer became more and more angry the more he thought about it. He kicked Wendy, snatched his wine and drank it in one gulp, then went crazy while drunk all over the place.

Such a small amount of alcohol would naturally be easily digested, but the maintainer wanted to indulge himself before dying, so he did not digest the alcohol and ended up getting drunk.

Then, just like Erha, he ran around happily at the barbecue party.

She also said vaguely: "You all bullied me, I want to go home to find Mei."

Who is the dentist? Do maintainers still need dental care?