Elves: Goal, help Pokémon fulfill their wishes

The next day.

Luo Ya was holding a box of miscellaneous private beast office supplies in his arms, humming a lively tune, and stepping proudly with his claws. The whole fox walked into the house in a spirited and radiant manner.

——This resignation trip was truly a proud and satisfying one. Not only did it expose the scumbag boss's glamorous disguise in public, making everyone around him more cautious, but it also implanted an illusion program that could be triggered at a fixed time into the other party's mind without anyone noticing.

It is guaranteed that the latter will experience, in the dead of night, such bizarre scenes as [the goblin's dark cave], [the muscular succubus's dungeon captivity] and [the ultimate insult of the fourth-generation], so as to leave this bastard with a psychological trauma that will prevent him from bullying others anymore.

Ah Yabai, what a mistake!

This was a revenge method that it came up with on a whim to replace the "sack-sucking man" method. Although it stuffed a lot of messy and varied "weird things" into it, it forgot to add a fantasy world that fits the Pokémon theme.

Well, the settings of Sister Lip and Explosive Mosquito are quite suitable for punishing this guy...

"Forget it, he's lucky this time. Next I have to focus on dealing with the things Liang Yin asked me to do." Zoroark smacked his lips regretfully, turned sideways, opened the drawer of the bedroom bedside table, and took out from the hidden compartment the wooden storage box that was delivered directly to the recipient's pillow by "Super Dream Express Logistics Service" early this morning.

Luo Ya weighed the wooden box and sighed. In fact, not long after receiving this thing, he opened it to check it out, and was stimulated by the golden and round beads inside, which were valued at millions.

"Ah, ah, daze. The so-called 'local specialties' brought back from the Pokémon world are a bit too hardcore, right? This guy really gave me a big trouble!"

Having said that, it is ultimately its own fault.

Because Liang Yin's initial request was simply to get advice from Luo Ya's social experience accumulated over more than ten years of hard work on Blue Star. Hmm, it would be even better if he could be recommended a few more reliable gray channels;

However, Zoroark was so absorbed in the soothing words of his adopted son at that time that he could not extricate himself. After receiving the message for help from the hero who "made his family harmonious and happy", he suddenly became excited and patted his chest immediately, saying confidently that he would be in charge of such a trivial matter and would guarantee that it would be done beautifully and comprehensively.

however.

After Luoya's intelligence regained the upper hand, he looked back at himself who had made such a solemn promise a few minutes ago, and couldn't help cursing inwardly, "Stupid fox, why are you so confident? Has the meme of 'voluntarily working overtime' invaded your DNA?"

——If it is just a matter of a few thousand yuan or even tens of thousands of pieces of gold, it is naturally not a problem; but when the amount swells to a million, the nature of the whole thing becomes different, and the twists and turns involved will increase exponentially.

"Alas, the times are developing, the system is improving, and monitoring technology is constantly advancing." Zoroark sighed and felt a headache at the same time.

"Large transfers over the Internet will definitely be warned by the increasingly intelligent risk control system, and then professionals will judge whether the source of the funds is suspicious. A sum of money exchanged for gold from another world will naturally not withstand investigation. If you are invited to have tea because of this, it would be really bad luck..."

Fearing that he would be punished by the boomerang of "historical issues", Luo Ya could not even imitate the routine operation of "most resellers" to avoid the main issue. That is, when encountering a situation that is really unclear or inconvenient to explain, he simply insisted that "this item is a family heirloom", and then looked through the family tree information, and specifically found a few dignitaries or gentry from the list of ancestors to use as shields.

After all, in the early years, it was to save trouble...

Ahem, I stuttered. I take back my previous sentence.

A higher EQ statement should be that it adheres to the concept that "the more and more complex the content is, the greater the probability of revealing flaws, and the greater the possibility of being imprisoned", upholding the philosophical idea that "great straightness seems like bending, great cleverness seems like clumsiness, and great eloquence seems like silence".

Therefore, it simply arranged a blank identity for itself, starting from an orphanage, with no father, no mother, and no blood relatives.

He also used some magic tricks on the staff responsible for population registration and successfully included "Luoya", a human vest that took only five seconds to conceive, into the resident files whose management system was not yet mature and complete at the time.

all in all……

"To be safe, it is better to visit several offline stores, choose different time periods to sell in batches, and try to use cash transactions throughout the process - well, this method basically has no obvious disadvantages except that it is more time-consuming and labor-intensive."

Now that he has accepted the task, Zoroark will not treat it perfunctorily. Ahem, slacking off at work is purely an act of force majeure caused by the collective subconscious, and it is also the will of the universe at work.

"By the way, now that I have no job, why don't I just go to Liang Yin?"

Luo Ya sniffed like a dog and suddenly remembered something:

Not long ago, Liang Yin's eccentric Eevee had asked him on the chat software if he was willing to be one of its first minions. It also blabbered about how it was a rising star in the Tapu family and was in the initial stage of forming the island guardian guard. If he swore allegiance to it now, he would have the opportunity to advance to the dominant Pokémon...

However, I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but this set of rhetoric sounds damn familiar, especially like the big cakes that some evil street lamp pendants often draw for office workers to eat.

"Well, there's no harm in giving it a try. Even if it's just playing with Eevee, it still provides emotional value! As its trainer, Liang Yin, it wouldn't be too much to give him some hard work pay as a token of appreciation? After all, he's about to become a millionaire..."

Zoroark rubbed his paws, and raised the corners of his mouth in a happy and restrained manner. This expression finally had some of the dark characteristics that a "fox-type character" in the public stereotype should have:

"In this way, rounding it off can be considered as a 'reclaiming' of the original ridicule of 'Do dream makers have an industry tradition of winning over clients?'"

Omosi Roy, his ability to complain has also improved.

……

"Buzzing—"

After staring at the phone screen showing the unknown incoming call for several seconds, Liang Yincai slowly pressed the answer button:

"Hey?"

"Hello, is this the UP host [Liang Yingying's Bizarre Adventure]? I am a staff member of the Lightning Video website. Your latest uploaded work [Team Galaxy Super Decisive Battle: Tapu Bub & Zeraora & Mewtwo VS Dialga & Palkia] is very amazing in both plot and special effects. Our company is very optimistic about your development potential. This call is to explore the possibility of further cooperation with you..."

The person on the other end of the phone used a relatively formal official rhetoric, which not only kept a good sense of distance and measured just right, but also showed their sincerity at the right time:

"Our company can provide more business cooperation and traffic push for your account. If you are interested and it is convenient, you can arrange an online video or offline face-to-face meeting here immediately."

"Oh, sorry, this happened a bit suddenly. I have to discuss it with other members of the team before I can make a decision." Liang Yin raised his eyebrows slightly and did not give an immediate answer.

He turned his head and glanced at Ibrahimovic who was slowly getting out of the bed and yawning lazily. He suddenly felt itchy in his heart, and his idle palm involuntarily rubbed the furry head of the little fox:

"...After we come to a conclusion, should we still call you at this number?"

"Yes, just call this number back. I'll wait for good news then."

The call ended neatly without any delay. I have to admit that this polite and efficient way of talking is much more impressive than empty politeness.

"Hey, what do you think, Ibrahimovic?"

Liang Yin put down his phone, picked up Ibrahimovic and held him in his arms.

Raising its paw lazily, the little fox signaled to its trainer with its eyes to help it smooth out the tangled neck hair and stop favoring only the top of its head. "Eebubububub, it doesn't sound like a telecom scam! The National Anti-Fraud Center APP I downloaded didn't give any warning~"

Oh no, that's not right...

You're pretending to be ignorant even though you know the truth, right?!

Liang Yin pinched Ibrahimovic's soft cheek helplessly, and then, facing the latter's "accusing" gaze, he scratched his neck skillfully.

Although this guy had to "play a little tricky" to show his presence today, he could easily sense that the other party was in favor of it by virtue of their telepathic connection:

"Whether you can make money is secondary. If you can make a profit, it's icing on the cake. If you can't, it doesn't matter. As long as it helps to increase Kapu Bubu's popularity and influence, so as to shape your image as a patron saint who can act cute and rub faces, and can take the highest damage in the game, that's enough, right?"

"…But things like negotiating business and signing contracts are not my forte. Besides, there is no guarantee that the experience gained from the fake world constructed by Xuwu Yide can be applied. After all, the worldview there is based on my shallow experience and some subjective conjectures at the time, so there are bound to be many mistakes and omissions."

Liang Yin sighed deeply:

"Oh, the only thing I don't want to do is embarrass myself in a serious business setting!"

"Well, at worst, I can just live in another world! After all, traveling through worlds is a common occurrence for Liang Yin, right?" Eevee, who was full of evil ideas, kept coming up with bad ideas, even if the bad ideas seemed to make sense and were feasible. "Sure enough, a world where most problems can be solved by Pokémon battles is more suitable for Liang Yin."

"..."

Oh, poor Lucy, there are too many things to complain about!

Liang Yin wanted to complain but didn't know where to start, and felt very uncomfortable.

"Don't worry, Ibrahimovic's new little brother can help you!"

The little fox wagged its tail triumphantly.

Then he nimbly jumped back onto the bed, picked up his phone in his mouth, and walked to Liang Yin with his head held high. After unlocking the screen with the lines on his paw pads, he showed the chat records between him and Luo Ya one by one for Liang Yin to "look at":

"Two hours ago, Zoroark was finally convinced by my great grace and noble character. After swearing his loyalty to me, he gloriously became a member of the 'Island Guardian Guard'. Congratulations, congratulations~☆"

"what?!"

"With Eloa's mind, there's no reason for him to play along with you!" Liang Yin couldn't help but wonder. The "Island Guard Guards" sounded awesome, but it was obviously a shell organization that Ibrahimovic came up with on the spur of the moment to satisfy his vanity and superiority. The naming style even seemed to be a bit of a copy of the "Phoenix King Guards".

So he roughly looked through the chat records between the two parties, which spanned several weeks, and quickly eliminated the nonsense in the text and extracted the key information.

——Zebra promised to give Roja 45% of the revenue from his channel as a reward for his decision to join the Guards; the latter was responsible for helping the former to operate the video account on a daily basis, taking care of most of the work except for shooting materials, and most importantly, actively maintaining the reputation of the master and spreading the glory of the master. To put it bluntly, this was essentially a labor employment with a different rhetoric.

"Soga, it turns out it's just a pure money relationship... I thought Roya got hit on the head by a double kick from a mud donkey, or was held hostage by a 'bad fox'!"

Ibrahimovic pricked up his ears and hummed in dissatisfaction.

Obviously, it strongly disagrees with this conceptual substitution.