Quick Wear: Lu Ming She Has Many Children and Blessings

Seeing the little fox looking at the fool with a sidelong look on his face, Chi Rui was immediately furious. He leaned over, pointed at Lu Ming, and said in a threatening tone: "I'm telling you, I'm a policeman. Be careful or I'll handcuff you and put you in the police station!"

As he spoke, he lifted the hem of his coat and patted the handcuffs that still gleamed silver in the dim light.

Luming: ...

The police are amazing! She is also a monster!

You want to catch her with this little thing? That's just wishful thinking!

"You think too much. I just want you to do me a favor. As long as you answer, I will leave naturally."

Lu Ming adjusted the small wreath on his head and asked the question about the title again.

"Brother, do you think I look like a human? Or a god?"

Seeing the little fox looking at him intently, as if waiting for his answer, Chi Rui tilted his head and walked forward to look carefully.

Hmm, does it look like a human?

This doesn't look like it!

How can there be a person who looks like a fox?

No, it's a fox spirit that can walk upright and speak human language.

Then, as if he remembered something, he straightened his back suddenly, pointed at Luming, and a thoughtful look appeared on his face.

"Hey, something's wrong! No, why is this fox imitating the yellow-skinned man's trick of asking for a title?"

The effect of alcohol became stronger and stronger. Chi Rui felt that the little white fox in front of him seemed to have turned into two. He rubbed his eyes hard and tried to put on a serious face.

"I warn you, you are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the country. We must believe in science!" He said nonsense in a serious tone, "It is wrong to ask for a title, and it is also wrong to beg. Don't think about turning from a fox into a human, that's all a lie. Foxes and humans are not the same species at all, and surgery will definitely be useless."

Luming: ...

Lu Ming was speechless when listening to Chi Rui's words: What does my request for a title have to do with begging?

It looked up at the sky and estimated that it would take another half an hour before its request for the title would fail. If that didn't work, it would try someone else.

"Forget it, forget it. I'd better find someone else. Drunk people are really unreliable." Lu Ming shook his head, pulled the big white rabbit's ears with disappointment, and prepared to turn around and leave.

Hearing Lu Ming mumbling to himself, Chi Rui immediately quit.

He has suffered so many setbacks at work in the past six months. Everyone tells him that he lacks experience, but no one gives him a chance to prove himself.

Now, even a tiny little fox says he can't do it, how can this be possible?

At this moment, a spirit of not giving up surged in his heart.

He stood up shakily, muttering loudly, "What's wrong with being drunk? Who said I can't do it? Wait, let me show you how I can do it!"

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and posted a message on the social platform: What should I do if I encounter a weasel asking for a ban?

This topic was very attractive, and night owls came to the topic one after another, and a lot of replies were quickly received under the post.

"Haha, I know this, Wong Tai Sin is asking for a title!"

"Let me explain. In the Northeast, Huangxian is asking for a title. It means that whatever you say it looks like, it will become that way in the future!"

"Ah? If I say it looks like a mallet, an egg, or a hook, then that doesn't mean..."

"Brother, you are so brave! Aren't you afraid of being retaliated by Wong Tai Sin? If you are courting death, even gods can't save you!"

"Original Poster, this is a great blessing! If you succeed in asking for the title, it will protect you for the rest of your life!"

"What are you talking about? If you say it looks like a human, its spiritual power will be wasted. It will be a human in the future. Can it protect you for a while? If you say it is a god, that's even worse. You will be its spirit medium in the future. Your descendants will worship it for generations to come. Whether it's good or bad depends on how you think!"

......

Of the more than 100 layers of comments, Chi Rui only remembered one sentence:

It can become whatever I say it looks like!

Then......

He stared at Luming expectantly, took a deep breath, and then shouted excitedly: "I think you look like a sexy and charming little blonde girl with curvy figure! You are the goddess who is rich and powerful, but loves only me!!!"

Luming: ...

Although the adjective is a bit redundant, it should be a success!

However, the somewhat excited Lu Ming did not notice Chi Rui's twinkling eyes, which clearly showed his longing for his dream lover.

Then, Chi Rui couldn't help but add, "Such a good woman must be my wife!"

"..."

"???"

When Lu Ming heard what Chi Rui added, he almost vomited blood.

She smiled bitterly in her heart. This was all her fault. After all, she was careless and didn't dodge!

A drunkard is worthy of being a drunkard, how can he be reliable?

She could never have imagined that this man actually had such a sentence waiting for her!

Now that the BUFF is stacked, it directly covers her.

"What the hell are you adding to this line?"

Before she could finish her curse, a strong white light suddenly burst out from her body, instantly engulfing Lu Ming's entire body.

The dazzling white light made Chi Rui unable to open his eyes.

After a while, the white light dissipated, and in its place, a 165cm tall blonde girl with a hot body that made people unable to take their eyes off her, who looked exactly like him, appeared in front of him.

She has long golden hair that reaches the ground, the ends of which are gently wrapped with a red ribbon, adding a bit of playfulness and charm.

She was wearing a white robe with a unique style, half revealing and half covering her body, and purity and temptation were perfectly combined in her.

Chi Rui just kept pinching his waist, staring in amazement at the transformation of a living person in front of him - oh no, it should be a transformation of a beautiful woman!

Lu Ming was also extremely embarrassed at this moment.

If Wong Tai Sin succeeds in getting the title, he can directly transform into a human, and a real physical body!

However, this figure is a bit too exaggerated. The two lumps of flesh on the chest are too cumbersome. After standing for a while, she felt her chest was heavy and she wanted to bend over to reduce the burden.

Just as Lu Ming was adapting to his new body, layers of thunderclouds quietly began to gather in the night sky.

The originally silent night sky was now ripped by lightning at an astonishing speed. The dazzling lightning intertwined into a web, accompanied by bursts of deafening thunder, as if the entire sky was trembling with the coming storm.

Lu Ming couldn't help but look up, his heart full of astonishment.

"No way! I can't be so unlucky!"

She had just succeeded in asking for a title, but the heavens arranged a thunder tribulation for her?

Isn't this the Dharma Ending Age? How can there be such an unscientific thing as thunder tribulation?