Zongman: Hong Kong's black ceiling but autistic, what should I do?

Before Fukuzawa Sakura followed Yosano Akiko back to the detective agency, she was shaking with nervousness, like a student who was about to hand in her homework to the teacher for face-to-face correction.

After all, because the situation was urgent, Edogawa Ranpo looked very normal and even handsome when communicating with Xiao Hei.

However, Fukuzawa Sakura did not forget that when she left the detective agency, she reached a cooperation with Mori Ogai behind Edogawa Ranpo's back, in which she joined the Port Mafia to help Mori Ogai seize power as a condition for Mori Ogai to take over and deal with the people and related information who knew Fukuzawa Sakura.

Edogawa Ranpo got angry, but he could remember it for more than ten years!

Although Sakura Fukuzawa has been asking the confectionery shops near the detective agency to regularly send snacks and new products to Ranpo Edogawa over the years, and would ask someone to send them to Ranpo Edogawa when she finds something delicious while on business trips or at work, according to information obtained by the confectionery shop owner, Ranpo Edogawa is still angry with Sakura Fukuzawa.

Oh, I have accumulated anger for more than ten years. How can I die in a decent way?

Yosano Akiko looked at the changing expressions on Fukuzawa Sakura's face and asked with a smile:

"Did you think that if someone from the port mafia came to pick you up, you could return to the detective agency later?"

"Akiko, how did you know?" Fukuzawa Sakura was shocked.

"Has Akiko also learned Ranpo's super reasoning?"

"Pfft——" Looking at Fukuzawa Sakura's silly look, Yosano Akiko couldn't help laughing.

"Mr. Ranpo said, [Yosano, you go pick up Sakura. That guy must be thinking that if the people from the port mafia go to pick him up, he can come back later. Really, I don't know who taught him this bad habit of procrastination!]" Yosano Akiko said, imitating the tone of Edogawa Ranpo.

Procrastination? Ah, it seems to be a common condition of constantly putting off work. Edogawa Ranpo often procrastinates when faced with things he doesn't want to do, so in the end, these things are often done by Fukuzawa Sakura.

"Akira, do you think 1021 boxes of snacks are enough? Isn't the number a little too low based on Ranpo's birthday? How about I order three times as many?"

In order to make her death less painful and to win Edogawa Ranpo's forgiveness, Fukuzawa Sakura ordered a lot of snacks from the snack factory. She worked for three days and three nights in a row and broke three machines. It was Fukuzawa Sakura who paid for the reimbursement of the machines.

"No, this number is probably too much. We won't be able to finish all the snacks even if they expire." Yosano Akiko looked helpless.

"So I also bought three snack processing factories and ten production lines for Ranbu. Ranbu can contact them if he wants to eat something. They can deliver it to his door within eight hours."

"..."

For the first time, Yosano Akiko felt that Fukuzawa Sakura's pampering and indulgence of Edogawa Ranpo had reached an outrageous level.

However, are the wages of port mafia so high? Can they just send processing plants and production lines?

...

No matter how much she didn't want to face it, Fukuzawa Sakura still stood in front of the door of the Armed Detective Agency.

Feeling the encouraging gaze of Yosano Akiko, Fukuzawa Sakura took a deep breath and pushed open the door.

The layout of the detective agency has not changed much since Fukuzawa Sakura left more than ten years ago, except that almost all the space on the ground is occupied by boxes full of snacks that Fukuzawa Sakura brought, and the members are forced to stand on chairs to work.

"Sorry, I forgot to calculate the area of ​​the detective agency."

Fukuzawa Sakura looked apologetic and apologized to the members while helping to carry the boxes.

"Hey, sob——" Fukuzawa Sakura picked up a box containing Daifuku.

"Hey, sob——" Fukuzawa Sakura picked up a box containing Dazai Osamu.

"Hey, sob——" Fukuzawa Sakura picked up a box of Japanese confectionery.

Wait, is there something weird mixed in?

"Zhi! Why are you in there? Where's my lollipop inside? It's the new crab meat flavor!"

Fukuzawa Sakura didn't know how a box less than one meter long could hold a person as tall as Dazai Osamu.

"Are you a cat? You have to hide in a box when you see one!"

Dazai Osamu was lying in the box with his legs crossed, holding a lollipop in his mouth, reading the newspaper in his hand leisurely and ignoring what Fukuzawa Sakura said.

"Wait, what's in your mouth? I'm asking you what's in your mouth? Is it the lollipop I bought for Ranpo! Zhi!!!"

Fukuzawa Sakura was so angry that she grabbed Dazai Osamu's collar.

Facing the furious Fukuzawa Sakura, Dazai Osamu patted her shoulder calmly and said calmly:

"Who told him to taste like crab meat? I'm here to pay off a debt I owe to someone, but I haven't received any salary for half a year, so I can't eat or wear warm clothes, not to mention my favorite crab meat. So when I see the word crab meat, I get so hungry that my eyes sparkle. Besides, who told a cube-headed idiot to pile up a bunch of boxes at the detective agency? Today is the rare day I want to work properly, but I can only go and see what's in the boxes~"

“Whose fault is it that we can’t afford to eat because we’re in debt? Besides, didn’t you steal Chuuya’s wallet the day before yesterday? Seriously!”

Fukuzawa Sakura recalled how Chuuya was so angry the day before yesterday after he received the lost credit card and placed an order for 10,000 crab meat at the seafood store. His face was puffed up with anger. Looking at Dazai Osamu who was eating a lollipop, she suddenly felt that his face was hateful.

"Zhi, you like to eat, right? I'll let you eat as much as you want! Xiao Hei! Hold him down!"

Behind Dazai Osamu, Black No. 2, who was wrapped in black ribbons, grabbed Dazai Osamu's shoulders.

"Wait, what are you going to do!"

After being caught by Xiaohei No. 2, Dazai Osamu finally changed his expression.

"Xiaoying, Xiaoxue, I@!@￥Ugh!!!!!!!"

Dazai Osamu's mouth was quickly filled with various snacks by Fukuzawa Sakura, including but not limited to durian cake, detergent-flavored chocolate, wasabi-flavored popping candy, plastic-flavored biscuits, etc.

In an instant, Dazai Osamu's screams and Fukuzawa Sakura's evil voice resounded throughout the building.

"What are you doing?"

A familiar voice with a hint of anger in it, a hint of happiness in it, and a hint of indifference in it came from the door of the detective agency.

Fukuzawa Sakura immediately put down what she was holding, rolled her eyes, foamed at the mouth, and the unconscious Dazai Osamu stood up straight and looked respectfully at Edogawa Ranpo at the door.

"Ranpo..." Fukuzawa Sakura lacked confidence and her voice was filled with guilt.

Edogawa Ranpo narrowed his eyes, looked at Fukuzawa Sakura carefully, snorted coldly, walked into the detective agency, pointed at the snacks and boxes on the ground and asked:

"You fed the snacks you gave me to Dazai?"

Fukuzawa Sakura heard the threat in the words, her legs softened, and she knelt down with a plop. As if she felt that this was not sincere enough, Fukuzawa Sakura crawled to Edogawa Ranpo's feet, hugged Edogawa Ranpo's thighs, and cried:

"God, please be my God! Master Qingtang, this is all Zhi's fault! He ate the snacks I bought specially for Ranpo! These, these, these! He ate them all! I just stopped him!"

"You're lying! I only ate the crab flavored lollipops, and these, these are what you stuffed into my mouth!"

Dazai Osamu, who had fainted, suddenly woke up, pointed at several boxes of snacks on the ground, and defended himself.

"I'm only 23 years old, how can I lie!"

Fukuzawa Sakura glared at Dazai Osamu fiercely.

"I'm only 22!"

"You are a habitual liar. Age doesn't mean anything!"

"You've committed more frauds than I have!"

"How dare you say that! Zhi! Half of my frauds were done by you under my name!"

"Then I have more fraud cases than you! I still win!"

Dazai Osamu was complacent. He lay in the box, shaking his head and showing off to Fukuzawa Sakura.

"you!"

Fukuzawa Sakura was so angry that she was shaking all over. After all, in terms of the number of fraud cases, Fukuzawa Sakura was indeed a little behind. There was nothing she could do about it. Who told her that Fukuzawa Sakura was a good girl who was not good at lying? Although there were more than two thousand idiots who were deceived by Fukuzawa Sakura.

Fukuzawa Sakura looked at Edogawa Ranpo beside her. Just as she was about to use her green tea skills to get Edogawa Ranpo to help her and disgust Dazai Osamu at the same time, she suddenly saw Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had just walked in and knew nothing about the farce in the detective agency. She suddenly had an idea and thought of a good entry point.

"I am the eldest son of the Port Mafia and the eldest grandson of the Armed Detective Agency. You are only the second son of the Port Mafia and the second son adopted by the Armed Detective Agency from the Port Mafia. If you make me unhappy again, I will sell you out!!!"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

"You, the bastard and second son, won't understand! As the eldest son and grandson, I never dare to sit down and have a drink with my father and grandfather, because I am afraid of looking into their deep eyes. The eyes of my father and grandfather are the most terrifying things that the eldest son and grandson can see in their lives, and the praise of my father and grandfather is the praise that the eldest son and grandson want to hear the most in their lives!"

"..."

Even a shameless man like Dazai Osamu couldn't help but dig out a Barbie mansion with his toes when he heard Fukuzawa Sakura talk about such disgusting legitimate literature.

"enough!"

Fukuzawa Sakura's biological father in the detective agency, Edogawa Ranpo, rubbed his temples.

"Are you kids? So childish!"

[Ranpo is obviously more childish!]

Fukuzawa Sakura and Dazai Osamu complained in their hearts.

"Don't complain about my childishness in your mind!"

Edogawa Ranpo shouted.

"Oh (sorry~)" Fukuzawa Sakura and Dazai Osamu both bowed their heads and admitted their mistakes.

"It's good that you know you're wrong, just go do your own thing! Ying, bring some snacks over and play games with me!"

"it is good!"

Fukuzawa Sakura knew that this was a sign that Edogawa Ranpo was willing to forgive her.

In the fight with Dazai Osamu just now, Edogawa Ranpo didn't even need to wear glasses to use [Super Reasoning]. He saw through the whole story at the first glance when he came in. Therefore, the fight between Fukuzawa Sakura and Dazai Osamu was more like Fukuzawa Sakura asking Edogawa Ranpo for forgiveness.

If Edogawa Ranpo is willing to stop the argument, it means that Edogawa Ranpo is willing to pay attention to Fukuzawa Sakura and no longer ignore Fukuzawa Sakura out of anger;

If Edogawa Ranpo is unwilling to stop the argument, then Fukuzawa Sakura and Dazai Osamu will continue to quarrel, and if nothing unexpected happens, Fukuzawa Sakura will deliberately lose the upper hand, and then take this opportunity to act coquettishly to Edogawa Ranpo and ask for help, which will also make Edogawa Ranpo pay attention to Fukuzawa Sakura.

Therefore, Edogawa Ranpo, who had already seen through everything, decided to save some energy and solve the problem in one go. After all, he had been enjoying Fukuzawa Sakura's "offerings" for so many years, so he could let go when it was time.

[Since Zhi is so cooperative, I will help him pay back part of the debt~]

Fukuzawa Sakura excitedly picked out a few snacks recommended by the manufacturer from the box, which she also thought were good, and went to Edogawa Ranpo. While watching Edogawa Ranpo play games, she fed him the snacks.

Seeing that the farce was over, Dazai Osamu curled his lips and continued to lie in the box and do nothing, waiting for his detective agency partner who couldn't stand his laziness to pull him up to work.

Yosano Akiko, who witnessed the whole process: ...a group of elementary school students.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who only witnessed the climax and end of the farce, said: What happened to the detective agency while I was away? Oh, Sakura is back, so it's okay.