Quick Wear: The Socially Annoying Host Quit

"Xifu, you can't just kill him with a dagger."

Chi Yusi didn't say anything and just wiped it quietly.

The emperor reached out and took the dagger and handkerchief from her hands: "Are you afraid now? Father can--"

"Kill them?" Chi Yusi raised his head and looked at her. His purple eyes were bright and delicate under the sunlight.

"Father, when are we going to attack? I'll go get ready now—"

The emperor stretched out a hand and grabbed her collar: "..."

He was wrong.

"Xifu, those ministers haven't submitted their memorials yet, so there's no need to rush."

"Father, since I already know what others have done, I will take the initiative and solve the problem in advance."

Chi Yusi looked at him quite seriously.

Emperor: “…” I, your father, only hate having stepped out of my own bedroom.

"By the way, Xifu, I heard that an immortal has come to the capital recently and is recruiting disciples and testing their aptitude at the Imperial Immortal Terrace. Do you want to go and take a look?"

"No." Chi Yu refused without thinking.

"Xifu doesn't want to be an immortal? Immortals can live a hundred years and have boundless magical powers..."

"Sanctimonious."

"...Xifu, don't talk nonsense. Maybe you will change your mind after you go and meet him."

Chi Yusi couldn't resist his insistence: "I'll go."

She took a few steps and then stepped back: "Those people are waiting for me to come back and catch them all in one fell swoop."

The emperor turned his back, feeling tired: "..."

……

Yuxiantai.

Many people were queuing up, and Chi Yusi looked from afar and could only see the backs of their heads.

"Your Highness, would you like to go over later?"

"I don't like the sight of those immortals, so let's go now."

Finish watching early and go back early.

"But Your Highness...there are still many people ahead." The maid asked tremblingly.

"Give the person at the front some money and let him cut in line. Got it?"

"Yes."

The maid immediately went to talk to someone and came back after a while.

"Your Highness, it's done."

Chi Yusi walked straight over, and the people behind him pointed and talked.

"Why is this person like this?"

"We've been waiting here for so long, why should she be able to come in?"

Chi Yusi sneered, and glanced at him coldly with her purple eyes: "He takes the money, and the seat belongs to me. What, is there more people in front of you?"

The person who was complaining immediately fell silent, and sat down on the ground with his legs going limp in fear.

The immortal who was testing her aptitude was stunned when he saw her.

His hand shook, and the sword in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.

"As an immortal, if you lose your composure like this, the disciples you accept must be weak."

Chi Yusi picked up his sword through her handkerchief and pointed it at him.

The immortal swallowed and calmed down. She was a mortal now and had no memories, so he was not afraid of her.

"Miss, do you want to become an immortal and become his disciple?"

The other immortals exchanged glances and shut their mouths: "..."

Which pot does not open which pot.

Let her become an immortal and kill them?

How nice it is to be a mortal. Although they cannot kill her, at least they don’t have to worry about her returning to the fairyland.

After she left, the Immortal Lord Powang reorganized the immortal world, killing those who should be killed and punishing those who should be punished.

Recently, they were suddenly reminded that there were fewer people in the fairy world and it was deserted, so they were asked to go down to the mortal world to recruit disciples.

He also ordered that no mortals should be harmed at will.

So I'm here, waiting for them.

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"As an immortal, you are attacked by a sword but you don't fight back. You must feel really bad for being an immortal."

The frustrated immortal: "...In the mortal world, we should abide by the rules of the mortal world."

Chi Yusi threw the sword away: "You are so hypocritical. I will never become an immortal."

"Whose girl is this?"

"How could you be so rude to a deity!!!"

"Fortunately, the immortal didn't blame us. You little girl, hurry up and apologize to the immortal!!!"

……

The people knelt down and thanked the immortal for his magnanimity.

The emperor, watching this scene from behind the crowd, felt that his eyes must be blurry.

Otherwise, how could he be so bold as to point his sword at the immortal when he saw his own princess?

He reached out and pinched his thigh. It didn't hurt, so it was okay.

The eunuch beside him endured the pain and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, do you still want to go?"

The emperor then realized that he had pinched the wrong person and stretched out his hand awkwardly: "No, just pretend that I have never been here."

Chi Yusi turned around under everyone's gaze, saw a familiar figure from behind, and ran over, lifting her skirt.

"Father, why are you here? Do you want to become an immortal too?"

The emperor's mouth twitched: "Who doesn't want to become an immortal? But things don't go as planned, girl."

There was an unconscious and rebellious girl who offended everyone.

"Just go and give it a try."

"Don't you dislike them?" The emperor put his hand on her shoulder and lowered his voice obscenely.

"If you like it, I won't stop you. If you become an immortal, I will reluctantly inherit your position."

The eunuchs and the guards in secret quietly reduced their presence. Only Princess Xifu dared to say such treasonous words.

The emperor reached out and tapped her forehead:

"You are disrespectful. I don't want to be an immortal. I'm afraid you will destroy my kingdom."

If she were to sit on the throne, she would probably kill all the ministers.

I noticed the resentful looks from the people around me.

The emperor used his sleeves to cover his face and said, "There are too many people here, let's go back and talk."

……

Inside the palace.

"Your Majesty, Princess Xifu dared to attack the Second Princess today. It will definitely be bad for Your Majesty in the future..."

The emperor looked at the people kneeling down to complain with a headache: "Xifu is young, I will teach her well."

On the way back to the palace, by chance, I ran into a few people from the Censorate.

The Left Vice-Chief Censor: "Your Majesty, Princess Xifu is already thirteen years old. She should be fully responsible for her words and deeds."

"Xifu, what do you think?"

"Let them continue." Chi Yusi ate pastries and walked out from behind the pillar.

The emperor gestured: "Go on."

The Left Vice-Chief Censor's face turned cold: "Your Majesty, Princess Xifu did something wrong and she deserves to be punished."

Zuo Qiandu Yushi: "Your Majesty, this is not the first or second time that Princess Xifu has done this. If you don't punish her today, I'm afraid it will be hard to convince the public."

"Your Majesty, I second the proposal."

The emperor rubbed his temple and looked at Chi Yusi: "Xifu, do you have anything to say?"

Chi Yusi swallowed the cake in his mouth and clapped his hands: "Father, I am indeed wrong."

When everyone heard this, they showed surprise on their faces.

But she continued:

"My fault was that I didn't take the initiative."

The emperor's eyes widened, and everyone else was even more shocked.

A hint of coldness flashed across Chi Yusi's purple eyes: "I only gouged out her eyes, but didn't take her life.

Left Vice-Minister of the Imperial Censorate, you should be grateful that I have shown you mercy."

“…You you you!!!” The man fell straight down.

"Come here, the Left Vice-Chief Censor is not feeling well, send him back to the palace to recuperate and rest for three days.

I am tired, everyone else please leave."

After the emperor saw the people leave, he grabbed Chi Yusi's braid and said unhappily:

"Look at you, you've fainted again. If you continue like this, how can I, your father, live a peaceful life?"