Siheyuan's Evil Nemesis

"Come on, hit me! I have decided to accept Banggeng as my godson today. Anyway, you have never treated Banggeng as your own son. You don't cherish him, but I do."

Xu Damao had a smile on his face and was mocking Sha Zhu crazily.

He really hopes that Sha Zhu will take action, which will not only disgust Sha Zhu, but also send Sha Zhu to the police station. He can also recruit the silly boy Bang Geng to work for him.

It really kills two birds with one stone.

"If you want to touch my godfather, you have to get past me first."

Bang Geng took the lead, protecting Xu Damao tightly behind him, and glaring at Sha Zhu with a fierce look on his face.

"Asshole, if I can't beat Xu Damao, can I beat you?"

"Zhu Zi, don't do it. Bang Geng is your son! Bang Geng, quickly apologize to your father Zhu and go home. Xu Damao is not a good person!"

Qin Huairu held Sha Zhu tightly and cried heartbreakingly.

The moment Banggeng knelt down just now, her heart was broken.

"I don't have such a bastard son."

"Well said, I never thought of recognizing you, Qin Huairu, put away your disgusting face! When you were lying under this man and gave birth to these two bastards, did you think of my father or me?"

Bang Geng pointed at Qin Huairu's nose and cursed.

The neighbors gasped in shock at these powerful words.

This guy Banggeng is so bold.

"My godson is right. You two adulterers should have been arrested and paraded through the streets. It's because you got the marriage certificate too early."

"Bang Geng you bastard! Woohoo, why is my life so miserable!"

"I'll beat you to death, you bastard."

"Pillar, don't hit him. It's my fault. Woohoo, if you want to hit someone, hit me!"

Qin Huairu hugged Sha Zhu's thighs tightly, not letting him move forward at all.

"Qin Huairu, put away your hypocritical face! You are not a good person either, you seduced my mother and pissed off the deaf old lady. This is all your fault, you idiot."

"Well, that's right. Shazhu is such a disloyal and unfilial beast."

Banggeng and Xu Damao sang the same tune and scolded Qin Huairu and Shazhu.

"Unfilial son, unfilial son!"

"Bang Geng, you...Qin Huairu, let me go and let me beat him to death."

"Okay, stop talking, what are you going to do?"

Liu Haizhong was annoyed by the noise, but at the same time, his heart as a leader started beating again. He stood in front of the two groups and scolded them.

Yan Fugui, who was standing by, saw that things were not going well and quietly retreated behind the crowd.

Now that he is no longer the third uncle in the courtyard, he is too lazy to take care of such thankless tasks!

"Let's go. I was planning to set up a few tables in the yard to celebrate, but seeing how stupid Zhu is, let's just forget it!"

As soon as Xu Damao's words came out, Yan Fugui's eyes lit up, and then he beat his chest and stamped his feet, as if he had missed out on hundreds of millions.

He quickly said, "Hey, Damao. We should set up the tables here. This is a courtesy that cannot be broken."

"Hmph, it depends on my mood! Let's go, godson. Godfather will treat you to hot pot."

"Got it!"

Bang Geng turned around and glared at Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu fiercely, then left with Xu Damao arm in arm.

...

When Zhou Wu came back, the courtyard had already returned to its former tranquility.

Listening to his mother's story, Zhou Wu couldn't help but marvel at it. How many stranger fathers does Banggeng plan to recognize in his lifetime?

"Oh, I should have known not to go out and play. This is so interesting. We never see such scenes in our place."

Ma Yan felt very disappointed for missing such a good show.

"Haha, there are too many of these monsters in our compound."

Zhou Wu laughed a few times and instantly came up with an idea.

He hasn't revealed the fact that Xu Damao is infertile!

This time it's a good opportunity to give him some lip service and intensify the conflict between Xu Damao and Sha Zhu and others.

And he just sat on the mountain and watched the fight between the two tigers.

Soon, the news that Xu Damao was a eunuch swept the streets of Nanluoguxiang.

"I heard that Xu Damao is impotent, so he has not yet married."

"Bullshit! His stuff is useless, so he can't have children. In the end, he had no choice but to adopt a godson."

"Yeah, that's why I recognize this great joke!"

"Hahaha, it was said that it was Shazhu who kicked him and broke his thing."

"Where did you hear this unofficial history? Xu Damao was clearly injured by a donkey when he went to the countryside."

"Your story is unofficial history, mine is well documented."

"Bullshit! My uncle's younger sister-in-law's uncle's son saw it with his own eyes."

...

The neighbors had a heated discussion about Xu Damao's matter.

"Damn it, it must be Shazhu, this bastard, why doesn't he just die!"

Seeing his neighbors pointing fingers at him, Xu Damao was furious.

Bang Geng on the side added fuel to the fire and said, "Shazhu is just that kind of person. He is very bad! Let's go back and settle accounts with him now. Damn, no one can bully my godfather."

"Well, good boy, Godfather was right about you."

Ten minutes later, the two of them ran back to the courtyard in a hurry.

As soon as he stepped into the yard, Xu Damao yelled, "What the hell, you idiot, get out of here, you have no asshole when giving birth to a child, what nonsense are you talking about?"

When Zhou Wu in the backyard heard the noise, a wicked smile appeared on his face. Isn't the show about to begin?

At the gate of the He family, Sha Zhu stood in front of the door, his face livid as he shouted, "Xu Damao, rumors stop at the wise. Are you really infertile, so these things hit you so hard?"

"You idiot, you're still saying it wasn't you. You're a hairless beast. It's none of your business whether I can give birth or not."

"Haha, I see, there's no need to worry. Medical science is quite advanced nowadays. Go to the hospital for a check-up and bring back the report. I don't believe the neighbors will dare to spread rumors."

Sha Zhu folded his arms and his face gradually turned red. Before, it was Xu Damao who was arrogant, but now it was his turn to have the upper hand.

"you you..."

"Don't change the subject, Silly Zhu. This matter must be your fault. You are such a mean person. I have seen through you a long time ago."

Bang Geng pointed at Sha Zhu and said with gritted teeth.

"Bang Geng, just learn from Xu Damao! Follow him till the end of his life and never set foot in my He family's door in your life."

"Hahaha, Shazhu, you think you are so popular! Only that whore Qin Huairu would be willing to follow you, otherwise you can't even get a wife." Banggeng roared to the sky, his tone very excited.

"Brother, what are you talking about? Hurry up and apologize to your stupid dad."

"Brother, that's your biological mother! Why do you scold her like that? You have no conscience."

"I have no conscience, it's you who have no conscience. Bah, now I am the master of the Jia family, from now on you two ungrateful bastards, don't even think about entering the gate of my Jia family, you two should just take the same surname as Sha Zhu!"

"You really pissed me off, little bastard."

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"Ah!!! I'm going to fucking kill you, idiot."

"Wow, don't hit my brother."

"Don't hit my dad, woooo."