Siheyuan's Evil Nemesis

The wind was cold and the snow was heavy.

In the backyard, Sha Zhu knelt on the ground with his arms folded, shivering from the cold.

Just when he was concentrating.

Suddenly, a song was heard: "? Snow flakes are flying, the north wind is howling, and the world is vast~? "

"Hmm? It's...it's you...Sah, it's you kid."

Sha Zhu turned his head stiffly, slightly opened his dark purple lips and spoke tremblingly.

Seeing Sha Zhu shivering, Zhou Wu smiled and said, "If not me, who else could it be? By the way, Sha Zhu, do you want your grandma to open the door?"

"Do you have any idea?"

"Hehe, that depends on whether you cooperate or not?" Zhou Wu rolled his eyes, and the thought of teasing Sha Zhu suddenly came to his mind.

"Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, I want to save my sister Qin."

Sha Zhu stood up suddenly, his eyes full of hope, even though Zhou Wu was only six years old.

But this kid is very talented, maybe he is one in a million.

But with a snap.

Sha Zhu, whose legs were already numb from kneeling for too long, fell flat on his back.

However, he still relied on his strong willpower to crawl to Zhou Wu's feet.

"Help."

Looking at the eager and longing eyes under his feet, Zhou Wu slowly said: "Okay, then when I sing later, you shout no."

"Ah? Will this work?" Sha Zhu's hopeful eyes were immediately filled with confusion.

Although he had never heard of that song, the melody and other elements really fit his current miserable situation.

"Whether it works or not, you have to try it. You're a grown man, just be decisive. If it doesn't work, I'll leave." Zhou Wu moved his legs and pretended to leave.

Sha Zhu suddenly became anxious and shouted, "No, no, no, I promise you."

He had no other options. He tried to commit suicide and even tried to play the victim, but his grandmother just wouldn't buy it.

Now he can only give it a try and regard Zhou Wu as his last straw.

"That's better. When I shout 123, you shout 'ah'."

"Okay, come on."

"Okay, 123." As Zhou Wu showed his third finger, Sha Zhu's miserable voice rang out: "No~"

He looked up to the sky and let out a long howl, as if expressing the pain in his heart.

"Ah, no~"

"? Snow flakes are flying, the north wind is howling, and the world is vast? ..."

Looking at this appropriate scene and Sha Zhu who was kept in the dark and yelling hard, Zhou Wu laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha, I can't take it anymore!"

"You are kidding me, and you are still laughing." Sha Zhu realized that he was tricked, so he stuck his hands in the snow and frantically dug the snow in the direction of Zhou Wu.

"Hahaha, Silly Zhu, please don't slander me. I'm trying to help you. It's your own fault. Besides, I've been strictly trained. Normally I won't laugh unless I can't help it. Hahaha."

Zhou Wu pointed at Sha Zhu and dodged the incoming snow while laughing.

"You kid are just teasing me, grandma! Please open the door! You are the best and love me the most."

Sha Zhu was not angry, nor did he dare to get angry with Zhou Wu. He turned around and continued to howl towards the inner room.

A cold wind blew!

"Eh~" Zhou Wu shuddered all over and felt his urethra tighten. He could no longer hold back the holy water.

"Stop yelling, idiot! The neighbors are awake at night and they have to go to work tomorrow!"

"I see you are thirsty too. I brought some warm water at 37 degrees. Would you like to drink some?"

"Can you be so kind?"

"Hey, hey, you are judging others by your own standards. I am here to bring you warmth."

Hearing this, Sha Zhu, who was kneeling on the ground, stared at Zhou Wu who was standing beside him with some confusion.

He slowly unbuckled his belt, pointed the weapon at him and said, "Hey, I came out in a hurry and didn't bring any weapons. Just make do with it! Don't worry, I will be very accurate."

"Ah!!! Damn, go to the toilet! This is the yard."

"Don't come over here! Believe it or not, I will get up and pull your Xiao Kun down for you." Sha Zhu could no longer control his emotions and stumbled to his feet.

"Lululu, this is boy's urine, but it's holy water, it can cure all diseases, drink more."

But when he got up, Zhou Wu had already finished peeing, and then ran away. His words before he left were still echoing in the air: "I'm sending you warmth, don't thank me, I'm a good person."

Sha Zhu was left alone in the cold wind, wiping his face: "This kid peed really far, next time I see you, I will definitely pull your Xiao Kun down."

Hahahaha, flirting and then running away, how fucking exciting!

Zhou Wu lay on the bed and felt more and more excited the more he thought about it. Sha Zhu was really deeply in love with Qin Huairu.

Let him survive in the snow for a while, which can be considered as early training for being driven out by the stick stalks in the future.

...

The next day, evening.

A strange figure suddenly appeared in the yard.

Sha Zhu, who had just opened the door and was about to deliver lunch to the deaf old lady, suddenly froze in place with the lunch box in his hand.

Beautiful, the lesbian in front of me is so beautiful.

Her skin was whiter than falling snow, and her big, lively eyes like black gemstones were looking into the Jia family's house.

A red scarf is wrapped around the swan-like neck.

The most important thing is that she has a bookish air about her, she is really intellectual and beautiful.

"Hey, comrade, hello? I heard from Teacher Yan that Banggeng is sick? That's why he didn't come to school. Why is there no one at home? Is he in the hospital?"

"Ah! You...you are talking to me!" Sha Zhu had already imagined that when his child was born, he would find the beautiful woman standing in front of him.

His old face immediately turned red with embarrassment, and he stared at his cotton shoes evasively.

"Yup!"

"Oh, they are in the hospital! I'm not too sure. I just have an average relationship with them. Comrade, are you a teacher?" Sha Zhu was afraid that becoming a member of the Jia family who had been arrested would affect his image, so he quickly distanced himself from them.

Sha Zhu smiled shyly, and her face suddenly blossomed like a chrysanthemum.

If the fairy in front of me is really a teacher, then it would be a perfect match for her temperament.

She comes from a scholarly family, is beautiful, and has a city hukou. This kind of woman is what he has been dreaming of for a long time.

This was his standard for choosing a partner, and for a moment he had completely forgotten about Qin Huairu in the police station.

At this moment, he had only one idea, which was to marry this girl home at all costs.

"Yes, I am Banggeng's homeroom teacher. This time I am not only here for a home visit, but also to collect tuition fees."

"Is that so? I'm not very familiar with them. My name is He Yuzhu. What's your name?"

"Hey, Comrade He, how do I get to Zhou Wen's house?"

"Zhou family! I'll take you there."

"Thank you."

...

In the Zhou family yard.

Zhou Wu and Zhou Wen are practicing Tongbeiquan.

Suddenly, a familiar figure appeared in Zhou Wu's eyes, and he stopped immediately: "Brother, is your class teacher here?"

"Where? It's really Teacher Ran."

"Teacher Ran, you're here?" Zhou Wen trotted over to greet him.

"I was passing by here and was going to visit Jia Geng's house, but no one was there, so I came to your house for a simple home visit."

"Okay, okay, Teacher Ran, please come in. It's cold outside. My parents will be back soon."

"it is good."

...

Sha Zhu, who was standing outside the door, watched the beautiful figure walk into the house in a daze, drooling uncontrollably from the corner of his mouth.

The female comrade's name was Ran Qiuye, what a poetic and beautiful name. He swore that this woman must be his, Sha Zhu's, wife.

Just when he was absorbed in his daydream, a voice rang out: "Hey, wipe your saliva, are you a pervert?"